Hank Kingsley

Well, I wasn't saying that you *shouldn't* point things out (ie, the thing you brought up will probably lead to people confirming angles later and whatnot) but we just don't do it too often.

It should also be noted that this is the oaoast, which started (and in some ways still is) as a parody e-fed. We tend to not pigeon-hole everything that happens. People are here to have fun.

Seeing as he's coming and everything, I think Spike's right.

Hey, I only read them because I was so intrigued~ by last week's episode. And they didn't even prepare me for how awesome that episode was, anyway. I just skimmed bits and pieces. Anyway, yes I skimmed the Puppet Show-revisited spoilers, and the premise is awful.

That match gets better every time I read it. Gold.

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship: "The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger) ~As Mike pointed out, Matt is MAD. He's not MADD MAD, but obviously he's MAD enough to regain the X Championship. Loser Leaves Town Match: Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards ~Judas turned his back for 30 pieces of silver. Or was it twenty? Either way, that has no relevance in this match, so Father will obviously win and try to end the world, only to be killed by Blurricane. Poetic justice, I say. The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match: The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua) ~Both die before Cappetta can even finish the rules of the match, since they're soooooooooo looooooooooong. OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match: Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger) ~Not even the Power Rangers can help SP this time, as Dan Black wins with a vicious shoulder block. Total Decapitation Match: Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static ~Sly doesn't get static, since he has XM Satellite Radio. This is pivotal, since he doesn't get static, meaning he doesn't understand static, meaning Static will surprise him with a win. Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules: Crystal vs. Damaramu ~Crystal in 5 seconds with a backslide. Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship: Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger) ~PRL has every member of the Lightning Crew run in, plus their parents, grandparents, and the entire population of Puerto Rico. Shuffle overcomes them all with a big boot and a legdrop to win. Too Good For A Stipulation: Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar ~Superstar slips on a spot of blood on the mat and breaks his neck, allowing Zack to hit a POP Drop for the pin. The two begin an angle much akin to the showstopping Zack/BPP feud from 2003. The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004: ~Mad Matt, obviously, since he's so MAD. If he was MAD enough to win the X Title, he's MAD enough to enter at #2 and go to the end. I predict that the final four will be: MAD MATT, Axel, Gunner Sharps, and Big Poppa Popick. MAD MATT will overcome them all en route to beating Calvin at Anglemania III.

"My Fat Obnoxious Fiancee" comes to mind immediately.

You lucky friggin' bastard.

Holy crap Zack, I love you. That promo friggin ruled. I should just let other people (that means you too, Hoff) write for me, because you're damn good at it. 9.

I wish they just kept him as a goofy nerd. I mean, I guess he had to "mature" and everything, and being a 'watcher junior' is interesting, but hopefully they kept his nerdy side. Of course, the episode is co-written by DeKnight and Goddard, so it should rock.

Oooh, me and Dace, one more time~

Oh, by the way, if anyone wants to see the "Previously on..." from "The Gift", that episode will be on FX tomorrow at 4:00. I've been waiting to see that for a LONG~ time.

Holy crap, I won?! I'll have to check out Yanus and Thugg's matches as well as the promos when I get a chance, it looks like good stuff~

ANDREW!! ANDREW!! ANDREW!! And this episode just completely rocked. I can't wait till next week~

This is like Angel's version of "Restless" and I love it.

!!! They recreated the fight from "City Of..." with Spike. God, that's golden.

Okay, this episode gets a Lindsay appearance two minutes in. It rocks.

Hey, and I thought I was the only one.

These next three weeks are going to be AWESOME for Angel. Tomorrow's ep, then Damage with Spoiler (Highlight to Read): ANDREW~ and then the 100th ep. Sure, some of the later episodes sound like crap Spoiler (Highlight to Read): IT'S THE PUPPET SHOW REVISITED!! but the arc is getting quite good.

Oh, wait, there was the time where he had a crush on my sister. That was creepy.

Well, I've been talking to him for almost two years now and I've never gotten the urge to reach through my screen and stab him in the face. That's got to mean something, right?

Burn.

I just got The Two Towers Extended Edition from Amazon, and Angel Season 3 boxset is coming February 10th~

You never did sign up for the SJL like you said you would, bastard~

You guys are too serious...it's the SJL, it's a wacky gimmick match, just go all out, have fun, write a crazy match. It worked for me with the supposed "HUGE WORLD TITLE MATCH" at Wrathapalooza 2. I had Aecas make Grappler bleed with a foam finger, and Grappler using tampons as knives. Just have a good time~