Hank Kingsley

Inject brownie mix into the jugular vein. There you go...death by chocolate~

Whoa, Shadow's a fucking tool!

Actually, I have this picture, more than anything, because I love the camera angle of it. Plus, it's from "The Yoko Factor", where Angel's all "You actually SLEEP with this guy?!"

Man, I'd hate to have paid money to go to this show! (Y) *Calls "Beautiful Day" injury video package*

*Show INVADES~ and pimps THE GREATEST SWF SHOW, NO, GREATEST E-FED SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF E-FEDS, EVER~!

I've never been more proud to be a member of the SWF. Congratulations to EVERYONE. Unbelievable.

"Blood Ties" just aired on FX, and that was my first taste of Season 5 until the DVDs come out. Good episode, Dawn is kind of...ugh.

So my FOX affiliate shows Buffy at 11:00 PM, and I'm watching it last night...it's "Welcome to the Hellmouth"! Everything seemed so...*weird*. Everybody looks and acts different, the fight scenes were dull, and Angel was just uninteresting.

...holy shit.

GO GO GO GO GO GO WE RULE~!

So is Bronco! "Double Jeopardy rocks!" That coming from the man whose record on American Gladiators was 0-1.

6110 and writing like a motherfucker.

Well, Eskimo is awesome. ... ... ... And, uh, that one match with Zack was pretty okay, too.

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Anything can happen in the SWF!

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!

I said the same thing.

Malibu says, "The C'n'C Gothic Factory are going down, yo."

I love it. Excellent work, Duran.

What, did oattoast get a sponsorship deal with PBS or something?

*Invades and helps Quiz write said tag title match*

Uhh, no it didn't. I know of about 2 HeldDown matches for Dirty Deeds. Rock on.

http://users.ign.com/collection/Superstare ...

Boooooooo!

Back by not-so-popular demand, the gambling game! Since Genesis is the biggest pay-per-view of the year and all that jazz, we want PARTICIPATION~! If you're new, you start with $500 to distribute between all ten matches. You must spend at least $350. If the person you picked wins, you get double the amount you gambled, but if they lose, you only lose that amount. If you're returning from Ground Zero, here's the list of who has what: 10. Johnny Dangerous - $0 (-500~) 9. Annie - $470 (-30) 8. Quiz - $570 (+70) 7. Strangler - $585 (+85) 6. Frost - $690.74 (+190.74) 5. Show - $945 (+445) 4. Craven - $1044.70 (+544.70) 3. Conklin - $1065 (+565) 2. HVille Thugg - $1125 (+625) 1. John Duran - $1200 (+700) STOP! ...don't bet on your own match! CONTINUE! THE CARD~ LET US PRAY TO GOD THE BIG MAORI DOESN'T RAPE THE POOR INNOCENT FLORJAPANIAN: Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga WHO GETS THE LIVER AND ONIONS AND PUNCH AND PIE: "The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon MENSTRUAL CYCLE OF DOOM MATCH: Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler TWO OUT OF THREE COMPROMISING POSITIONS: "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell WE KNOW WILDCHILD LIKES IT HARDCORE, BUT DOES JOHNNY REALLY WANT IT: Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous QUAHOG WISHES THEY HAD CITIZENS LIKE THEM: "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson AMERICAN GLADIATORS MATCH FOR SOME TITLES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN DEFENDED IN 49 DAYS OR SO: Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Show) vs. Crowe and Dante Crane GRUDGIFIED COCKFIGHT: Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami SWF COMMISSIONER BRUHAHA: Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King) AND THE MAIN EVENT… NO NEED FOR A WITTY SUBTITLE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MOST AWESOMEST MATCH EVA FOR EL TITELO: "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD