Hank Kingsley

I love you.

No, no, no...I look UP to you, WaterCloset! Hell, I even stole Ejiro's pajamas for you!

For those about to ban... (FIRE!) We salute you~

And a very special HAPPY BIRTHDAY~! to none other than everyone's favorite Superhero turned HHH turned gothic turned power ranger, DAVID BLAZENWING!

No, CWM had the shortest title reign, and he didn't have a successful PPV defense. It's funny, because everyone refers to ALFDOGG as the worst champ, but he held it from late July to September, with a PPV defense and strong showings otherwise. CWM, on the other hand, lost to Anglesault in October and set up the LAME~! aWo reunion. So CWM is the TRUE OAOAST transitional champion!

Heyyy, who said I wasn't writing~? You bastards and your nasty rumours.

The Mexican dub of Crystal Waters' "Come On Down"

It's probably more the fact that Calvin hasn't won a match since winning the Title. Damn you writers, we demand Calvin to look strong! How hard is it?! And clean finishes, too! Can't a match just END CLEANLY?! YOU DON'T NEED TO END A MATCH WITH INTERFERENCE AND/OR A DISQUALIFICATION~! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE HEAT IN AN INTERNET WRESTLING FEDERATION! ...rock.

LET US PRAY TO GOD THE BIG MAORI DOESN'T RAPE THE POOR INNOCENT FLORJAPANIAN: Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga ~$175 on Ejiro WHO GETS THE LIVER AND ONIONS AND PUNCH AND PIE: "The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon ~$31 on Duran MENSTRUAL CYCLE OF DOOM MATCH: Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler ~$200 on Strangler TWO OUT OF THREE COMPROMISING POSITIONS: "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell ~$69 on Mak WE KNOW WILDCHILD LIKES IT HARDCORE, BUT DOES JOHNNY REALLY WANT IT: Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous ~$10 on Wildchild QUAHOG WISHES THEY HAD CITIZENS LIKE THEM: "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson ~$30 on Danny GRUDGIFIED COCKFIGHT: Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami ~$59 on Silent SWF COMMISSIONER BRUHAHA: Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King) ~$75 on Bastion AND THE MAIN EVENT… NO NEED FOR A WITTY SUBTITLE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MOST AWESOMEST MATCH EVA FOR EL TITELO: "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD ~$200 on Flesher. Judge, PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG~!

Good promos and all...but the NA Title match has either not happened or ended in DQ for the past month or something.

TV TITLE HARDCORE MATCH Brian Bowers© vs. Jay Morrison ~Bowers. TAG MATCH Jimmy “The Demon Liston” & Craig McLennan vs Dominic Korgath & Brian Kingsmen ~G0R0 EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH LADDER/SUBMISSIONS Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Todd Royal© ~Todd. WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Manson vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins. ~Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH English Dragon© vs Insane Luchadore vs Aecas ~Dragon has an SWF GENESIS IV BIGGEST PPV EVER match to write, and in my humble opinion, that's a lot more important than this match. Aecas, baby.

OH MY GOD BEST SHOW EVER (pun~!)

Rock.

Congratulations, Dragon! You rock!

Hey, remember that TV Title match you SWORE deserved to win, and you threw a hissy fit about it when you lost? Remember spamming a promo on the SJL board advertising your own fed? Remember blaming me and my "Glass ceiling" for your inability to write a winning match? Yeah, neither do I.

Coming from someone who has "Taking out the SWF one idiot at a time (It'll take a while)" in his custom title. Bravo.

From amazon.com, here are the DVD features for Season 5: DVD Features: Commentary by writer David Fury and director David Grossman on 'Real Me' Commentary by writer Doug Petrie on 'Fool for Love' Commentary by writer Jane Espenson on 'I Was Made to Love You' Commentary by writer/director Joss Whedon on 'The Body' Scripts for 'The Replacement,' 'Fool for Love,' 'Into the Woods,' and 'Checkpoint' "Buffy Abroad" featurette "Demonology: A Slayer's Guide" featurette "Casting Buffy" featurette "Action Heroes! The Stunts of Buffy" featurette Series outtakes "The Story of Season 5" featurette "Natural Causes" featurette "Spotlight on Dawn" featurette Still gallery Interactive video game trailer DVD-ROM: Buffy Demon Guide Full-screen format Number of discs: 6 How the HELL am I going to wait till Christmas when I get this?!

I LOVED RESTLESS~! While Primeval had the bad-ass end-season fight scene, the finale was fantastic and original. Tara: "Be back before Dawn!" and 7:30 on the clock...cryptic messages rock! "I wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me."

Okay, I just watched "Hush" again, and I have to ask: Why *do* the Gentlemen need seven hearts? They never specify. What would've happened if they got seven?

As a note, I wholeheartedly agreed to have my neck pulverized.

R2DFooster McSockman

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH Daemon vs. Dominic Korgath vs. Brian Kingsmen ~Korgath is good and needs to move UP the card, yo. TELEVISION TITLE MATCH Jay Morrison vs. Brian Bowers© ~Bowers EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Todd Royal© ~Liston es una muñeca. ELIMINATION MATCH Aecas vs. Manson vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins ~Spike=sucks, Manson=never shows, Aecas=awesome. WORLD TITLE MATCH “Insane Luchador” Andrew Rickmen vs. English Dragon© ~Drew Kelk via Dusty Finish.

WrestlingDeacon by the way, I'm shocked and apalled that the subtitle for this tournament isn't "Electric Boogaloo"

Hopefully the neckbrace is comfortable.

HOLY DANTE CRANE