Hank Kingsley

If you can't, at least try to put together a trailer.

Climb that wall, homo!

The "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" remix is hot stuff. I can't wait for this album.

Now: 1. New Order - "Love Vigilantes" 2. Snoop Dogg - "Ain't No Fun" 3. The Beatles - "Back in the USSR" 4. Jay-Z - "Lucifer" 5. Kanye West feat. Jay-Z - "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" (remix)

Part-time at TGI Friday's, where I'm usually a busser, sometimes a host, but always everyone's bitch.

Well, good to see Muzz still contributing his revered opinion.

Man, fuck you, Toxxic. After reading your match I want you to write forever.

As I told Tom when I sent Toxxic's match, I'll beg Pretzler to post his match if I have to. It probably would've beaten anyone else in the fed, and was thisclose to beating Toxxic's. It was a close-fucking-call.

Selecting the winner of Toxxic/Pretzler was probably the most intense moment of my life.

I've been listening to The Black Album a great deal lately. Especially "Lucifer" and "Allure".

GOB's multiple pronunciations of "circumvent" had me rolling. "I think he's trying to cir-sem-vrent the law."

The thing is, I've seen those episodes at least five times each and still laughed like it was my first time.

"Hey, where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs?!"

And that's one of the reasons I enjoyed your match, ELM. Zyon again had a well-written match (including the hilarious 360 shooting star plancha fakeout which did in fact fool me), but he had ELM doing everything heelish in the book, going a little overboard. You took a more subtle approach and I think the end result was better.

A few times I've been around that track, so it's not just gonna happen like that.

Whoa, this is serious business.

New Order

Bless Raynor for giving me Toxxic/Pretzler.

Uh, my marked match won't be sent until about 11:30. I'm working tonight. If Raynor wants to go ahead and post the rest of the show and edit ELM/Zyon in later, he can do so.

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly special edition

Give him a hug.

Sadly, only the avatar.