Hank Kingsley

Oooh, sweet card!

Get over it. Sheesh.

Casablanca - 10/10

Eh. Like I've said, I'm happy with the way the shows ended, and I'm over it. Bring on "Serenity", the remaining DVD box sets, and I'm happy.

Jackie Brown - 8/10 Robert Forster and Bridget Fonda were great.

Wow, that Charlie Matthews sure was something special. *tosses TMM off a cliff*

Oh, the Angel CD is going to be great. It's going to be mostly score, with a song from ANDY HALLETT~ and CHRISTIAN KANE~'s "LA" from "Dead End".

Oh god, that annoyed the hell out of me.

so, how 'bout this promo, huh?

Whoa, Sly is awesome.

It's Spike. His comments and opinions are null and void.

You're right, WC, I'm sorry. Double Jeopardy was the SWF's Greatest Tag Team.

Ooooh, nice. It'll be interesting to see where the SWF's Best Tag Team goes with this.

Oh, another thing I liked was the little nod to "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" with the "Raindrops keep fallin' on my head" segment. That was neat.

In between that, Sandman won the title from me, which started the whole KODM thing.

No match? Boooo. Oh well, I guess it's PROMO TIME~

Edited? Sometime in March Smarks Board Name: The Superstar Wrestlers Name: The Masked Man Nicknames: TMM, Masked Fury, Sexual Maskosaurus Height: 5'11" Weight: 243 lbs. Hometown: Craiova, Romania (currently resides in Orofino, Idaho) Age: 26 Face/Heel: Fun Babyface~ Stable: None Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): Nothing in particular Quotes: "That which can not be shall not be, unless he that doth seek it fufill his conquest with pure, glimmering courage and hope." "The great penis of charisma hath ejaculated its load unto me." Looks: A white European, slight muscular definition in his upper body. His ring attire is a suit, at least, that's what he wears to the ring. He usually removes the coat, leaving him in a dress shirt, tie, and slacks, a nondescript mask (like a ski mask, except professionally done). The jacket, tie, slacks, and shoes are black, while the shirt is white. The shirt usually has the sleeves torn off, giving him that BAD ASS~ look. Ring Entrance: The house lights strobe as Pixies' "Isla De Encanta" hits (see, it's funny because he's not Mexican, like Charlton Heston). The crowd goes wild! The Masked Man sprints from behind the stage, down the entrance ramp. Once he gets to the ringside area, he does a lap around the ring, slapping hands with fans before sliding under the bottom rope into the ring and removing his coat. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 5 [he's built, but not freakishly strong. he can suplex anyone under 300 pounds, although even the 280+ range is pushing it. The maximum for other lifting moves is probably around 300. ] Speed: 3 [he can be pretty quick if he wants to, but TMM really doesn't rely on speed to win the day. He's just there to FIGHT~] Vitality: 5 [will go down to a finisher. He's pretty tough, but nothing extraordinary. Can go through a long match before getting really winded.] Charisma: 7 [just read his second quote. Really, how can you not love a guy who calls himself the Sexual Maskosaurus?] Style: Middleweight. Basically, the Sexual Maskosaurus wrestles in a brawling style usually seen on WWE TV. He's a good wrestler, but not an over-the-top extravagant purohead. He tends to focus on the head/neck of the opponent, to set up the Cautionary Tale of Sexual Maskosaurus finisher. If it's a bigger/stronger opponent that's tougher to put down, Mask will usually resort to fast strikes to try and keep the opponent off of their game. Signature moves: "Lineage" - Arm-wrench neckbreaker (Regal's Union Jack). If you haven't seen it, TMM wraps his opponent's own arm around their throat, holds onto their hand, and leaps forward, wrenching their neck in the process. This move is named as such because, according to legend, Masked Man's great grandfather, famous Eastern European wrestler Muztev Nyiregyháza, used it to defeat archrival Ho Chi Ming at The Battle in Manchuria during the first World War. "Cyclone Complex" - Tornado DDT. "Blood Money" - A combination move; First, TMM executes Christian's reverse-DDT backbreaker move, holds onto his opponent's head and brings him back up, and then executes a swift falling neckbreaker. Sometimes he does the two moves separately, but he prefers doing them together. "Maski Pad" - A reverse half-nelson STO, perfected by Judge Mental. Used to stop an opponent's momentum in most cases. "Romanian Suplex" - German Suplex. Neither bridged nor released, Mask just holds onto the waistlock until the move is completed, and then lets go. This isn't a "DEADLY NECK BUMP DROP OF DOOOOM", but it's pretty powerful. "Ride the Mask" - Tornado Sleeper Slam. Mask traps his opponent in a sleeper, and then runs towards the nearest turnbuckle. He runs up the turnbuckle to the top and then pushes off, spinning around and slamming his opponent onto the mat. Basically, just an Acid Drop, except sleeperized. The Mandible Claw - Just because it's not used enough. Not intended to be used as a finisher, just something to catch the opponent off-guard if Mask is in a pinch. Common moves: -Rock-like punches -Corner kicks (abdomen, legs, and occasionally head) -Knife-edge chops -Stun-gun (Flapjack into the ropes - causes whiplash effect on opponent's neck) -Bulldog headlock -Facebuster (X-Pac's X-Factor, sit-out face slam into the mat) -Enzuiguri -Snake Eyes -DDT -Short-arm clothesline -Romanian leg sweep -Swinging Neckbreaker (usually used as a counter) -Baseball slide schoolboy (Mask baseball slides under the opponent's legs and reaches up, pulling them over in a schoolboy) -Scoop Slam Rare moves: "Surprise Witness" - Diamond Cutter, named by Judge Mental. Masked Man has perfected his sensai's style of this neckbreaker and decided to make it his own. This move is usually only hit out of desperation, or if TMM can't lift his opponent up for the Cautionary Tale. "Suruasoksam Lauxes fo Elat Yranoituac Eht" - A reverse, inverted Cautionary Tale of Sexual Maskosaurus (clever, huh?). Masked Man executes the same forward fall brainbuster, but from behind with an inverted facelock. This is, obviously, a very potent move. Should get the three count in most situations, unless Mask's opponent is the freakiest freak who ever freaked. "Held Without Bail" - Judge Mental's Stretch Plum. This is the rarest of Mask's rare moves, because he's not a submission expert. But if he ever uses it, hoo boy. Quick tapout. Finisher: "The Cautionary Tale of Sexual Maskosaurus" - A forward fall brainbuster. TMM picks his opponent up for a regular brainbuster, but instead of falling backwards, he drops onto his stomach, spiking his opponent's head into the canvas. Ouch. Notes: *Trained by Judge Mental. Any of his mannerisms or moves could conceivably be used. *Unlike his trainer, he rarely cheats. This isn't an uptight rule or anything, but Masked Man is confident enough in his abilities to find no need for cheating. Except for low blows. Because low blows are awesome. Bio: A man in a mask. Title History SWF United States Championship - 6/23/04 - Defeated champion Alan Clark in a fatal four-way match involving Clark, Aecas, and Todd Cortez. SWF Tag Team Championship - 7/17/04 - with Todd Cortez, defeated Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis to win the championships (TMM and Todd entered the match as replacement champions. Mask took the place of Mike Van Siclen, who went on vacation). ----------------------------------------------

FUCK YEAH! Great goddamn movie. James Franco knocked this one out of the park; he was awesome. But the Green Goblin again? I was thinking they'd do someone else. Anyway, it'll be a cool dynamic with Harry behind the mask next time around. Also: Bruce Campbell as the usher = BEST SCENE EVER! The man still has it. Indeed he does. Also, as soon as the lab guy started using a chainsaw on Doc Ock's arms, I thought of the Evil Dead. Nice touch by Raimi.

You people all suck. Injecting some positivity into the thread: I will be showing! Zing!

The Usual Suspects - 10/10 Holy shit, that movie blew me away. Great ending.

Judi Dench?

MAIN EVENT TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Toxxic & Jay Dawg ~Flesher & Landon, Dream Team CAGE MATCH ICTV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Johnny Dangerous vs Aecas ~Johnny, but it'd be sweet if Aecas pulled it out. TAG TEAM MATCH TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Hollywood Boulevard© (Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen) vs The Wayward Sons (Ced Ordonez & Edward James) ~The Wayward Sons are just begging for the 'Worst Stable Ever' award. James hasn't written anything worthy of anything, and Hollywood Boulevard > All Except Double Jeopardy. SINGLES MATCH USJL TITLE BOUT The Masked Man© vs Alan Clark ~Flik, you stupid cunt. It's not his title anymore. SCALED DOWN SURVIVOR SERIES TAG MATCH HARDCORE TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Martin "Big Country" Hunt, Petey the Irish Penguin & Munich vs Heath Black, "The Icon" Max King & Manson ~I'd like to see it come down to Big Cunt and Manson, with the POWER OF MANSONOCITY~ prevailing. SINGLES MATCH NON-TITLE BOUT Austin Sly© vs Ryan Dustin© ~Sly is freakin awesome right now. And he has NTD. So let's go with him. SINGLES MATCH Rob Gilbert vs Sean Davis ~What's eating Gilbert?

Muahahaha...excellent.

Holy shit. Manson for World Champion now.

Speaking of Season 4, the box art has been released: Bad picture of Cordy, okay picture of Angel, awesome picture of vamp Angel, cool color.