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I wish that Green Day would sing Louisiana's "official" version of House Of The Rising Sun for the Saints... In that version, it's Jim Mora, Bum Phillips, and others warning then-new coach Mike Ditka what happens to the careers of Saints coaches. (I call it "official" because it was performed at the LA Grid-Iron Show, which roasts state officials and politicians annually)

I couldn't find one of Paul punching that guy in the nuts from the ACC tourney...

Oh BLEEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Elton Brand, F, LA Clippers

IIRC, Dwayne Bowe (LSU) is also a senior and could fall to lower rounds because he does some weird crap at times. (He drops a decent amount of passes, but when your QB is JaMarcus Russell, who's like 6'7" and has a howitzer for an arm, shit happens.)

Considering they got a #1 pick back from Seattle for Branch, I think they can do well this offseason as far as putting together a good offensive unit. As for the rest of this year, though, they may have some problems. Of the WRs looking to move, all have moved at least once. Stallworth's in Philly, Leile's in Atlanta, Walker's in Denver... Unless they start looking for guys who were cut from other teams or look to trade with teams who are completely out of the race this year (see Tampa Bay, Detroit, Houston, etc.), they're pretty screwed.

Fox Sports is confirming the earlier story that Chris Simms had to have emergency surgery to remove a ruptured spleen. Not sure if they made it a double-procedure to remove his head from his ass while they're at it, though.

Dammit, too bad that Cleveland sucks. If Baltimore had lost today, it would have knocked 3 of the remaining 16 teams out of my Knockout Pool. Now I have to hope that Denver knocks off New England to take out the last remaining guy with an unfinished game this week.

Midseason. If they're pretty much out of it by game 7 or 8, expect Dennis Green to give Leinart the duke.

WOOHOO~! My old HS teammate keeps Eli from getting the ball back by his good play on the Seattle hands team.

You say that and I picture an infamous moment in Eli's history when a late Ole Miss drive against LSU falls apart because Chad Lavolais plops an offensive lineman down on Eli's foot and tripping him, killing the drive. It made it look like Eli tripped over a blade of grass to blow the game.

DAMN... Punt goes to the 6. Sit on that one and spin, Eli.

If the Giants win this, it AIN'T because of Eli. The goddamn Giants secondary has pulled in a bunch of INTS to give them the ball deep in Seattle territory.

It's a good thing that the commentators aren't on-screen. It would be hard to take them seriously with all the ND spooge covering their faces.

MSU gets saved by ND actually getting a penalty called on them (inadv. facemask).

"A comeback for the ages"?!? I think that ABC got the "cum" part right...

And "Fuck Notre Dame" pulls in an INT for a TD. He hits THIS XP though. The Spartans can hit a FG for the tie or get a TD for the win.

Upset alert- NC State pulled out a last second victory over ranked Boston College with a long-distance TD with 8 seconds left.

HAH! Florida State 7, Rice 7 in the 1st quarter. Considering Rice is pathetic, it's bad that they're even keeping up with Florida State. This could be a long year for Big Poppa Bowden.

Because Buffalo didn't pay off the LSU fans to get the voodoo doll we use on Vaughn each year

Yeah, I think they should change their mascot from the Buffalo to the Karma Chameleon...

LSU would probably get voted over Georgia as long as they kill Tulane tonight... Close loss to Auburn > close win over Colorado

Barring a spike, a hail mary, a spike, and a FG, this one is over.

TD Georgia, up 14-13 with 46 seconds left.

Georgia has the ball with 1:31 left around the CU 30. 2nd and 5 on about the 20, with the clock stopped.

VA Tech starting to pull away from Cincinnati (finally).