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  1. Dr. Zoidberg

    TSM Superhero Draft Results

    And good on ya, mate. To be honest, it didn't bug me. I was just like "...aw...why?" Speaking of angsty middle school Gambit fans: Seriously, WHY are they all Gambit fans? It bums me out.
  2. Dr. Zoidberg

    TSM Superhero Draft Results

    Well, to each his own. I personally hate Wolverine. I've been getting shit for that all my life.
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    TSM Superhero Draft Results

    ...You bastahd.
  4. Dr. Zoidberg

    TSM Superhero Draft Results

    Whats with the Gambutt comment?
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    Gimme the on-line multiplayer, some chips, and some Pepsi, and I'm set for years.
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    Fourth piiiiiiick: FIFA '07 This and EA Skate would be my main two games. LIVERPOOL!!
  7. Dr. Zoidberg

    TUF VII: Middleweights

    I just watched the J-Roc/War Machine fight, and I gotta say, my eyes were glued to my screen the entire time. It was a great fight, as was the Huerta/Guida fight later that night. So this is on at 9 here. Any predictions?
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    I was looking for people to draft, and I was SO close to picking Zatanna, but...well, I don't know why I didn't...
  9. Dr. Zoidberg

    TSM Superhero Draft

    My team needs a girl. I don't know why, but it just does. So...my fifth pick is: Black Widow The Black Widow has received a variant of the Super-Soldier Serum which has enabled her to remain in peak physical condition for the past several decades, as well as slowing her aging process to some degree. She has bracelets that contain both the "widow's line" which fires her cable, and the "widow's bite" which releases electric bolts to stun her adversaries with a charge of up to 30,000 volts. Her gloves and boots are equipped with miniature suction cups which enable her to cling to surfaces. Her belt contains plastic explosives. Oh, and she's what we call a "Damn." As in, "DAMN! She's fine!"
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    My next pick is someone that can control the other members of my team. So, with that in mind...a man that needs to introduction... Professor X
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    Ok you hippies in Oregon

    Oh that FUCKING range. I found it via Google while looking for stuff to do in Eugene while waiting for my plane out of Seatac. I found that range and it looked great and decided that'd be how I'd kill my Thursday. Tommygun or not. Then I read that they won't rent handguns to non members. What the fuck? The indoor range I used to goto in Spokane rented to anyone. So since I don't feel like spending $75 on a membership just so I can then pay to rent guns that's a no go. Cocksuckers. The Seven Feathers casino 100 miles to the south looks like it might be worth a drive, but then when I went to pickup my rental car they said they were out of full size cars like I reserved, so they gave me a Chevy Silverado Double Cab. I'm not used to driving such a tank and I don't feel like driving it that far. But, because I opted for the 'purchase a full tank of gas and then you can return it empty' option before I found out I was getting the boat instead of a car, I've still got 3/4 of a tank to kill, so I dunno what I'm going to do. I drove around Eugene and Springfield yesterday, and I checked out the OU campus. Pretty nice, but I failed to find Autzen stadium. I think I'll go find that NextStep recycling store, sounds interesting. My dad and I fired handguns no problem, and we aren't members, neither is my uncle (who we went with.) Maybe there are more than one place claiming Tommy Guns. Was it right off the freeway? Like RIGHT off the freeway?
  12. Dr. Zoidberg

    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Well...you're already better than half the population because of that, so kudos. It's funny that you said that, btw, because that brings up something else: Shit talkers piss me off. This one kid said something to this other guy in my class about how he thought I was gonna fail, and I overheard him say it. I said, "What was that?" and he was like, "Oh, nothing. I didn't say anything." Bastard.
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    So, since someone picked Kyle Rayner as Ion, does that mean Kyle Rayner as Green Lantern is out?
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    Ok you hippies in Oregon

    Go to the shooting range and shoot a real, honest to God Tommy Gun. After that, nothing...go see a movie. I dunno.
  15. Dr. Zoidberg

    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    ...is that a jab at me? anyway, it would be nice, but then again, so would a lot of things that won't happen. Sad but true, but hey! There's always ONE place you can go: DINEELAAAAANN!!
  16. Dr. Zoidberg

    What Are You Paying For Cigarettes?

    People could get held back a year or two, some people joined that school system late...there are all sorts of reasons. I knew a few 19 year olds in High School, too. Anyway, should any of you happen to travel to Cuba, you're in luck. When I was there, packs of cigarettes were 1.50, and a carton was 5 bucks. Hollywood brand, Vegas brand, Big Apple brand...all delicious. Ah, I miss ol' Coo-buh.
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    What does your surname mean?

    Surname: Runnion Dipshit. ...well God Dammit...
  18. Dr. Zoidberg

    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    QUOTE (Тайг @ Jun 20 2008, 08:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> but anyway, can't people be not religious and NICE? or just nice in general. nnnnnope. I don't think they can.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    EDIT: Naaaaah. This dude at my school wore a t-shirt that said Vote or Die, and was pretty much dressed like Diddy. It didn't piss me off, per se, just kinda bummed me out.
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    My next pick, simply because of how cool I think, and will always think, he is: Carnage
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    Oh my God, I'm SO stoked no-one picked my next pick: Gambit! Ever since I started reading comics, Gambit was my absolute favorite. People thought I was crazy because I chose Gambit over Wolvering, but c'mon...the dude throws exploding cards, and he has one of the coolest back stories I've seen in a long time. And just because I think this pictures cool:
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    I'm fairly confident that none of my other picks will be picked. ...maybe one.
  23. Dr. Zoidberg

    TSM Superhero Draft

    The hot bitches draft was a big mistake on my part. If it continues for another week, I'll be amazed.
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    My Third Pick: EA Skate. Jerry Hsu. Mike Carroll. Chris Haslam. It's DIFFICULT. Jerry Hsu! It really is the perfect skateboarding game. Even though I've only played it once, I'm gonna be buying an XBOX 360 SOLELY for this game. And maybe GTA IV. Mainly Skate, though.
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    My second pick: Killzone At my peak, I played this game for 10 hours straight. No cigarette, piss, or food breaks. The single player is fun, but the multiplayer is amazing. Keep in mind, my PS2 isn't connected to the internet, so it was just me vs. the CPU, and I STILL, to this day, play this game and get sucked into it for hours on end. It got to the point where I stole it off my Dad, then a week later, bought him a new copy because I couldn't deprive someone I love of playing this game. This WAS going to be my first round pick, but I had to snatch up FFVII as quick as I could.
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