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    Batman

    I saw this in Barnes and Noble the other day, and I looked it up on the DC website to see what it was all about. It seems pretty cool. Has anyone here read it and have an opinion on it?
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    Batman

    Sadly, I can't find Killing Joke anywhere. I think it's cos the movie is coming out soon, and everyone's rushing out to get the comic Heath's Joker is based on.
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    I'm sorry. I'm SURE we've been over this before, but: Does the fact that someone chose Hal Jordan Green Lantern exempt all other Green Lanterns? EDIT: Never mind. I just saw someone went over this EXACT question. God, I gotta use my fuckin' peepers.
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    Fuck. *rewrites list*
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    After re-reading the rules, I'm kinda starting to regret choosing The Joker as my first pick. It'll be a team of a bunch of heroes Aaaaaaaand The Joker. I lose already. So...is The Punisher still available to be picked?
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Pirate festivals can be fun. I think Ventura had one a few years back, and that was a blast. They had a pirate ship lurking about 2 miles out of the harbor, buncha hot chicks dressed as pirates...um...a pirate ship lurking about two miles out... Yeah, that was pretty much it, actually. I guess the beer was fairly cheap, but since I was the DD, I didn't get to partake. Which brings me to my next point: Being the DD because everyone else is already too drunk to drive irks me. That shit happened on my 21st birthday. I got home from school, and my roommates were like, "YEAH! You're 21! We're drunk! You're gonna have to drive!" Dammit.
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    Shiiiiit! My second pick is gone! Dammit! Just to say, I woulda picked Kyle Raynor Green Lantern, mainly cos that's the only one I've ever really full on read, but from what I read of the others...yeah, I still choose Raynor. That might just be me, though, but I stand by it~
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    What Are You Paying For Cigarettes?

    A cool 3.65 a pack of Marlboro Lights, and a smooooth 4.50 for a pack of Kamel Reds.
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    My First Pick: The Joker Possibly the greatest villain of all time. The dude is SO insane, not even HE knows his own origin. How much better can you get? He shoots the Commissioner's daughter in the back, paralyzes her, then abducts her dad and tries to break his mind. Oh My GOD, is he evil.
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    ULTIMATE FOOD FIGHT III

    And he died of a heart attack on his toilet. You want that to happen?! Do ya?!
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    Scientists: Same sex couples found in nature.

    I know three people from Bakersfield. One is a dumb hippy and the other two are jock assholes. I went there once. Never again...never, ever again.
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    Count my ass in. I'll probably run out of characters by the fifth pick, though. But I want in!
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    The Happening

    I KNEW that was the ending of the movie! I fucking knew it. I saw The Village on a date, too, and my then girlfriend was really into it. I kinda dug it too until the first twist, the whole "It's A Farce!" Yeah...that's what I thought about that plotline. Then the second fucking twist, with the whole "Well...it's present day and we're in a compound." I actually shouted "Are you fucking kidding?!" I saw Signs once, thought it sucked, and never looked back. It's been said SO many times, but seriously...Why the FUCK would these aliens, with their incredible intelligence and their ONE weakness being water, come to a planet that is almost ALL water? Sixth Sense was good, Unbreakable was meh.
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    Carbonated drinks.

    The Root Beer Float drink? Yeah, that is pure shit. Nothing redeeming about it at all. Every three swigs, it tasted all right, everything else sucked.
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    ULTIMATE FOOD FIGHT III

    Third vote for bacon.
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    Quick thing: Final Fantasy VII wasn't for the SNES. It was for the PlayStation. Am I wrong?
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Shit, I had a pinched nerve in my back. Shit resulted in two slipped discs somehow sooooo...ice that shit. Another thing that I'm not to fond of are people at the gas station that leave their music blasting while they're pumping gas. Why? Why do that? So we ALL can enjoy the shit they're listening to? Awesome.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    ...pinched back? Like, a pinched nerve?
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    There's AC on buses?! No shit...dude... One of my friends moved to, I think, Tennessee or something, and he said that he asked for a Coke at a movie theater. They asked him which kind, and he said, "Coke." "...Yeah...you want Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Pepsi?" "No...COKE." Apparently, it took the clerk three times before he finally realized my buddy meant Coca Cola. I had a chuckle. Do iiiiiiit.
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    Fuck, sorry for the lateness. Final Fantasy VII It's the only Final Fantasy game that I didn't say, "This shit's laaaame" about twenty minutes into, and I'm STILL playing it, although not as much as before.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Why is that bad when people open the window on a bus?
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    TUF VII: Middleweights

    Any fight on the finale will be good, but CB/Amir should be awesome. Don't get me wrong, I like Amir, it just seems like even he's surprised that he won those fights. Amir will probably do well, I'd say, if it goes to the ground. But yeah, CB will probably decimate.
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    TUF VII: Middleweights

    On the topic of the final fight, if Amir makes it to the Final, does anyone expect him to win. I've been rewatching his fights, and it almost seems like he wins out of pure dumb luck, like his opponent made a mistake and Amir capitalized on it, but the rest of the fight, he was getting kinda owned. I dunno. And if it isn't Jesse, I'll be completely flabbergasted. The way that they showed Rampage shaking his head, though, in the preview kinda makes me think it's CB. His look reeks of denial and shame, so it could be his "first pick/main man" blowing his opportunity.
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    Gift Ideas for Father's Day

    I still don't get the whole idea of the Gulag. It's where banned posters can go post?
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    So is this thing not happening, oooor what?
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