Dr. Zoidberg

Amen, brother. I was behind a woman who had "MYPRSH2" on her car, which leads me to believe, 1. This is her second Porsche, or 2. She has TWO Porsche's NOW and she's driving the other one. Spoiled twat. and the ONLY good license plate cover is "My Other Car is the Millennium Falcon." That's awesome.

Does he? Well shit, Milky and I are practically neighbors.

SF is rad, fool. It's pretty much Manhattan of the West. Besides, it's only gay on one street. Granted, it's a big fucking street and it's ALL gay people, but Castro Street as opposed to Mission or Market? HUGE difference. ...that didn't answer your question, did it? Ah well.

...wha? I see how it's important, yes, but what does that have to do with the size of Chicago and LA?

It's funny that Leary & Hicks were mentioned side-by-side, seeing as the former stole the latter's act every bit as blatantly as Mencia's thefts have been. Unless you mean "yelling the punchlines instead of just saying them", I don't see how Leary made any of it "his own". He just retold another person's jokes (sometimes in the same words) and pretended that they were his own. And I have been proven wrong. Whatever, it's MY opinion that it's his own. MY opinion. Opinion. ...opinion.

What? How does that work? That means that out of the list of New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Dallas-Forth Worth, Miami, Boston, San Francisco, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Houston, Indianapolis, Orlando, Memphis, Denver, Seattle... somehow OKC is bigger than all but two cities on that list? Are we talking just some kind of technicality where their incorporated county land happens to cover more area than usual? San Francisco is pretty damn small, though. It's probably the littlest "big city" of them all.

I used to not like Matt Brown because he reminded me of this asshole from my high school who would do the exact same thing as Matt. He'd walk around looking pissed, looking like he was ready to fight anyone at a moment's notice. It's just the way his face looks, though. His eyebrows, his jaw, his overall facial structure just looks pissed. His fight with Amir was my favorite so far, and it gave me a new found respect for him. His "Immortal" tattoo over his stomach, though? THAT'S dumb.

I recently discovered Black Lips, and I gotta say, they're the band to get me out of my musical rut. I got the album Let It Bloom, and I love it. It's really bare bones, kinda shoddy quality in the recording, but it's great garage rock, and the recording quality kinda fits.

To me, Panic at the Disco wins for worst band ever. Singing off key, going from pitch to pitch several times a lyric, and just writing generally SHIT lyrics? As said before: EDIT: I'm probably gonna get flak for the "shit lyrics" line because I'm a Pete Doherty fan, but whatever. I'll stick by Pete till the day I die.

Usually, that's the retort of people who have been proven wrong. Just puttin' that out there What ABOUT Gallagher? At least Gallagher did something original and smashed a watermelon. So because they did it, it's OK for Ol' Neddy to blatantly take a joke someone else said, say "Hey...replace 'fucker' with Beaner, and we got a new joke!," and say said joke on his TV show like he made it up? C'mon. Denis Leary, Bill Hicks, Robin Williams, and Milton Berle may have "stolen" the joke, but they all made it their own because they're TALENTED. No. They're REALLY not. That smells like bullshit to me. Please. Side note: I used to like Dane Cook, but for some reason, he's just ridiculously annoying to me now. I will admit, his "three things every guy wants" bit will always make me laugh.

In LA?! Either I went to the wrong stores, or I got taken for a ride. I got a Burberry suit for around 300 or so.

Perhaps, but Griffin's team could have also seen the same thing and are training him to not take as many of those risks. I doubt it, though.

He cheats? I'm actually kinda looking forward to the Tyson Griffin fight. I saw a fight of his against some dude named Thiago, and Griffin did a really good job at standing with the guy, escaping possible submissions, and overall controlling the fight. If this fight is anything like that, it should be great and fast-paced.

Pretty much just going to be working, skating, and hanging out with the wife and friends. So it's just a hotter version of the rest of the year.

Dude! Cowboy...no M.I.A. anymore? Bastard! My friends little sister and her band of ho's are Tech N9ne's back up dancers or occasional back up dancers or something. I used to be into him until the ho's started saying he's better than Jay-Z and that he's the "OH MY GAWD The NICEST Guy EVER!!" Shit really ruined it for me.

Everything this man said is what I was trying to say. And Hipsters are a close second to "OMG NU-RAVE~!" cunts. The next dude I see looking like an M.I.A. backup dancer, I'm gonna punch the fucker in the neck.

Eh, I'm still picking Amir.

Not the same thing. Not at all. The people I'm talking about are the douche bag's that wear it because it's a trend. They're the same guy's that buy Metal Mulisha and DC footwear shit because it's "cool" to buy and be seen in. They couldn't care less about what it means, just as long as it looks "sick" and makes them look like they know what they're talking about. You wearing a Dunder Mifflin bag means you support The Office and enjoy watching it, but you can probably tell people more about it than "It's in the Office" if they ask. These guys are, at best, wearing these TAPOUT shirts because they saw it on a UFC Fight Night episode. They probably know nothing more than that. I guess the main reason it annoys me is because 95% of the people who wear it are raging shit heads. Every time I see that shirt, it's being worn by an asshole who calls retarded kids Faggots. That's why I hate it.

Hottest weigh-in ever. I don't wanna see someone that fine getting punched in the face.

Touche, good sir.

Not really, although I do see your point. It's become almost trendy for these muscle head douche bags to wear TAPOUT shirts like they're on the team. I saw a guy at the mall, at the TAPOUT Store, come out with two big TAPOUT bags. It's gone from showing support for TAPOUT and MMA in general to a simple brand name. I guess it's more the people who wear it that I dislike.

I'm sorry, I don't know if I said this yet, but Patrick Schultz or whatever ONLY threw right hands! He was like, "Fuck, I missed. Fuck, I missed. Fuck, I missed. I Got Him! Fuck, I missed. Fuck, I missed." No wonder he went home the first episode. That Amir/Cap'n Intensity fight was way good. No punches held from either, and it was like they were fighting in the finals. At times, it kinda seemed like a schoolyard fight, but whatever, those are entertaining. My new pick is Amir.

Yeah, sorry about that. I call everyone under the age of 18 "kids." Which is kinda dumb, cos I'm only five years older than that, but, oh well. New thing: People who wear TapOut clothes and walk around like they're Rampage or Randy Couture or something. In San Jose, we have two stores that sell that shit, and every time I walk past them, it's the same douche bags in there, looking around, acting tough. I wanna go in there and look all weedy and faggy and see what happens.

It's 4.25 in my hometown. That's the highest I've ever seen it anywhere. But isn't it, like, 9 bucks a gallon in Europe right now? For America to be using SO much gasoline, our prices are pretty low.

Kids? They were, like, 17. If you're STILL acting like a fuck head with a laser pointer in a movie theater by that age, then you have little to no hope. Come on. A littler kid, like, 14 or 15, THAT I can understand.