Dr. Zoidberg

He was probably thinking, "Fuck it. I've made enough money. I can do whatever I want." Shit, if that was me, I'd call every nigga that walked through the doors "Nigga." Ya feel me, nigga?

CORAL! THAT'S her name! Shit, thank you. That was killing me.

Ok, you.

I love Vince McMahon saying "my nigga." Classic.

Gangster, by Lorenzo Carcaterra. You can see everything coming a mile away, but still. It's a fun read. That, and The Rum Diary. Hunter Thompson at his best, in my opinion.

Damn yeah! I thought I was the only one into Liz Vicious. Well played, sir. Well played. Five People, eh? Pete Doherty Jerry Hsu Heath Kirchart Keira Knightley Cat Power Yeaaaaaah. OR! Robert De Niro Keira Knightley Jack Nicholson Megan Fox Pete Doherty Probably the second one, actually.

I hate shithead drivers that think wearing a blue tooth ear piece means they're being safe, so they think it's ok to merge without signaling or looking. Oh, but they have a blue tooth. SORRY! It was my fucking fault you almost merged into me and killed my wife! Sorry! Keep driving your fucking Audi like it's a BMW and acting like you're the "Big Dog" at your office supply firm. That, and personalized license plates. What, you're afraid you'll mistake your black BMW for someone else's at Safeway, douchebag? You need "MYBMER" to tell yours apart from "HISBMER?" Shit heads.

Didn't Elite XC start in San Jose? Just curious. Anyway, Kimbo Slice vs. James Thompson will be fun to watch, just to see Kimbo get schooled. Keep in mind, I know nothing about Thompson, but i've seen Kimbo fight. Not much there. Also, Where the shit is Cung Le? He beats Frank, then...nothing? I could see him being one of their top draws, even though I don't want him to be. Rick, is Mandy saying "Go Chuck"?

Exactly. Almost all of these dude need a reality check and just get the shit kicked out them in the street. Just to say, my money's on either Matt Brown or Gerald Harris. Matt Brown scares me, and the shit i've seen of Harris, that dude can hiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I got super inspired by Sweeney Todd and bought some old-style razors. Which would be scarier? Standard dude with a knife, or a guy with a razor? Cos with a razor, that means the guy has plans, ya know? and Ripper. Your avatar is like a lava lamp. I can't stop staring. Them titties is FAAAAAAAAANTastic.

Heh. You're so tough, snookums.

Awww... Damn it. I wanted to read the explanations as to WHY they got away. Oh well.

All i'm gonna say is, Jeremy May fucking deserved that shit. He deserved getting his damn face kicked in with all those stupid jokes and shit. "I'm a sandbaggin' sumbitch" Bastard. Also, Cramer vs. Zachrich was pretty damn boring, I gotta say. I'm stoked Cramer won though, cos he had some pretty damn hard punches. And Rampage? My new favorite of all time. Funniest motherfucker I've ever heard. BTW, I'm watching these on iTunes, so forgive me if my comments are behind.

I say "Meh" to all those broads. Gimme a girl that doesn't dress like a slut everyday just to piss off Daddy/doesn't dye her hair to look like a skunk to be "RAWK!~" anyday. LET'S SEE WHAT OTHER GIRL-THAT-GOT-AWAY KINETIC POSTS!!!!!!

I'm sorry, just look at this. Photo taken right before they played their smash hit "Give Me Attention!!"

This party needs a bit of Satan!!!! ...b-but I need to know when it ends, so I can call my Dad to come pick me up....

Oh... My.... God.... These people are fucking nuts. Every single topic on rape that i've seen is PRO-Rape... I fear for my children. I really do.

Then YOU, sir, are awesome.

...what?

Top 5 Rappers 5. Kanye West 4. Eazy-E 3. Ol' Dirt Bastard 2. Notorious B.I.G. 1. Jay-Z Holla.

Jesus, this is hard. 10. Joy Division - Transmission 9. Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent 8. Joy Division - She's Lost Control 7. Iggy Pop - Sixteen 6. Eric Clapton - Layla 5. The Libertines - Death on the Stairs 4. Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize 3. NWA - Express Yourself/Straight Outta Compton (I listen to both equally, can't say which is better.) 2. Joy Division - They Walked in Line 1. The Libertines - Don't Look Back Into The Sun and another list, in no order... Iggy Pop - Some Weird Sin Joy Division - Atmosphere Flight of the Conchords - Robots/Business Time/Prince of Parties Mastodon - I can't remember the name of it, but GOD did I love it. Jay-Z - Brooklyn's Finest (feat. Biggie) Jay-Z - Public Service Announcement (Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is HOV!...brilliant)

*hands Paddy 3 dollars* I...I'm scared of GET ON THE FLOOR, NIGGA!~ THIS A ROBBERY! *pulls out full blown 9 mil, son. Nigga's gon get clapped* Gimme yo shoes, brigadelle!

Flight of the Conchords are a New Zealand comedy folk-duo band (and they claim they're the 4th biggest in NZ, where they also invented rap) who had a show on HBO for a spell. They're really deadpan, write ridiculous lyrics, and are just really funny. See, I know I'm going to be the only one who likes Pete, but it's all because of The Libertines. His new hijinx? I feel sorry for him, but that's not why I'm a fan.

Top 5 Joy Division songs 5. Love Will Tear Us Apart 4. Ice Age 3. Transmission 2. She's Lost Control 1. They Walked In Line Also, who's seen "Control"? That movie about Joy Division and Ian Curtis? It didn't play anywhere near me.

Fuck it, I know i'm gonna get hated on for my list, but dammit...Fuck it. In no Order: Ian Curtis (Joy Division) Johnny Cash Pete Doherty Nick Cave Bob Dylan David Bowie Iggy Pop Eazy-E Notorious B.I.G. Flight of the Conchords (Bret and Jemaine are one solid unit, so they count)