Dr. Zoidberg

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My final pick: Legend of Dragoon I don't care what anyone says. I love this shit. I never made it that far, but I figure that if I was on a desert island, I'd have plenty of time to fuck around with it. And I'm all done. YAY!

Yes.

Fuuuuuuck, that things fan made? That shit's awesome. I love the "Riddler" tattoos on the hands. I'd gladly hang that right next to my "Why So Serious?" poster.

Jesus almighty, that's just terrible. She spends half the review babbling about how the visual storytelling is supposedly nonexistant, which is just a blatant lie. Then the guy says that he wishes the movie was less comic bookish and more realistic; odd, considering this is about the least fantastical comic book movie ever made. And then finally they both spend some time talking about how you can apparently see how the Joker is really so lonely and tormented down deep inside and how they felt sorry for him... what?! The only time the Joker ever shows any vulnerability whatsoever is when he's explaining how he got his scars, and since he tells multiple contradictory versions of that story, I tend to think he's just being manipulative. I know I'm a bit late with this, but I just watched this video and the two people in the video made me believe that they're either two community theater actors who think they know everything there is to know about acting and directing or making a movie/play/performance piece or they're a couple of acting coaches that take themselves way to seriously. Or they're just idiots.

Josie segment I call opening for that segment!

Whoo! Penn, son...Penn

Whoooooa, sorry. I've been in New York for the past week and forgot to tell anybody. Sorry about that. My two picks aaaaare: True Crime: Streets of LA (PS2) AAAAAAND True Crime: New York City I much prefer the NYC one, but both are pretty fun, if you ask me.

I'm back from New York! Anyway: No Disqualification Match for the OAOAST Intercontinental Title Jereme Grey © vs. Colin Maguire, Jr. Special Guest Referee: Evelyn Maguire

It's because the cigarette is a phallic symbol. Subconsciously you're sucking each others' dicks. Shit, more than subconciously, son. Keep in mind, I'm from douchebag suburbia where everyone just HAS to tell to you what they think all the time. It's only ever happened in my town, to be honest.

I don't mind the no smoking indoors ban at all, nor do I mind non smokers. It's the non smokers that come up to me, when I'm outside, away from open doors and windows, and tell me that what I'm doing is bad for my health and for those around me. And there is kind of a comraderie in smoking. I don't know why. Nor do I care, really. It's really evident when you and one or two guys in your group of friends are the only smokers in the group. It kinda brings ya closer together cos you spend more time together. In a sense.

Virtua Fighter 2 (for the Arcade, though)

YAAAAAAAAY!!!! Josie segments abound!! More kcabdeef Lay-TEEEEERRR!

"Red man bad for me when he jump down. But I bad for HIM when he jump up! Me Bullet! Me should be bad no matter how red man touch me." Classic.

WE WANT THE SHOW! WE WANT THE SHOW! Well...I WANT THE SHOW! I WANT THE SHOW!!

No time for a pic!@~ WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2006

The more I think about, the more I like the idea of Catwoman being the next villain. They wouldn't really even have to play it as, "Bruce doesn't know Catwoman is Selina," they could just make it so she's a hooker that Mr. Reese gets with, he gets drunk and spills the beans about who Batman is, and she decides to play into that. She forces Bruce to "date" her and make her a socialite or she'll tell the world, then when he breaks it off or something, she goes even crazier and starts dressing up in leather, killing dudes by clawing at their faces or some shit, and when Bats comes to stop her, she says "Turn me in, I'll turn you in," or something like that. Climactic battle ensues. I dunno. I know that's not that good of an idea, but it would be a good start, I guess. Who knows. Fuck it. Shut up. And I second Marion Cotillard.

Shit! Sorry for being late! Pokemon Blue Can I pick this even though Red was taken? If not, I'll pick another.

I'm sorry, but you kinda sound like a film student trying to impress someone by saying the bolded statement. "Pfft, I've only gone to film school, what would *I* know about good movies? Pfft!" Just saying. On that not, just because Nolan directed Bale, Jackman, and Caine in The Prestige, doesn't mean Jackman would make a good Riddler. Jackman has the "macho" stigma attached to him, and as the Riddler, no-one in the audience would believe it. Wolverine is now a nerdy guy who leaves riddles at the scene? No go, I say. As far as PSH as The Penguin: No. The guy is a great actor, but no. The Penguin, even through all of his physical "defects," is supposed to be a pretty tough and intimidating guy (if I remember correctly), and PSH is NOT intimidating or tough. Bob Hoskins, I can see, especially if they make Penguin British. He has the gruff voice, that cold stare, and can look pretty scary. James Gandolfini is a big guy, which is enough for intimidation and tough, and he's proven he can play cold and calculating Mob guy. PSH? He's proven he can play Truman Capote. A good Penguin, he is not.

I've lost count on how many times I beat that. Here's a question: IS there a "good" ending? Every time I beat it, it's either a "bad" ending, or a "not as bad" ending.

Best. Thing. Ever.

So far, from the very limited amount I've seen of Kennedy (I haven't watched wrestling in six years), the dude could be the next Rock. And isn't Batista a face right now? He attacked Edge and all the night Punk became #1. Sorry, I think this is my first time posting in this folder. Sorry if I'm sounding dumb.

There's this one place in Ventura called "The Habit." Really good burgers, ok fries, but amazing chicken sandwiches. I always likened that place to Fatburger in the quality of burgers.

HERE WE ARE!!~!~ OMG!~ ANOTHER DRAFTWTF?! One pick per five main UFC weight classes and three wild card selections. 11 participants The order is: James Thompson's Cauliflower Ear Mik CCB Morrissey's Ball Caddy CubanLinx ViciousFish AboveAverage484 Starvenger HollywoodSpikeJenkins Obviously, it's Serpentine rules. 24 hour timetable. PM THE PERSON AFTER YOU James Thompson's something 1. Anderson Silva (Middleweight) 2. Gesias Cavalcante (Lightweight) 3. Josh Koscheck (Welterweight) 4. Andrei Arlovski (Heavyweight) 5. Thiago Silva (Light Heavyweight) 6. Nick Diaz (Welterweight) 7. Nathan Diaz (Lightweight) 8. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira (Light Heavyweight) Mik 1. BJ Penn (Lightweight) 2. Brock Lesnar (Heavyweight) 3. Lyoto Machida (Light Heavyweight) 4. Thiago Alves (Welterweight) 5. Michael Bisping (Middleweight) 6. Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza (Middleweight) 7. Eddie Alvarez (Lightweight) 8. Tamden McCrory (Welterweight) CCB 1. Quinton Jackson (Light Heavyweight) 2. Roger Huerta (Lightweight) 3. Forrest Griffin (Light Heavyweight) 4. Royce Gracie (Welterweight) 5. Jeremy Horn (Middleweight) 6. Heath Herring (Heavyweight) 7. Tyson Griffin (Lightweight) 8. Frank Shamrock (Middleweight) Morrissey's Ball Caddy 1. Tim Sylvia (Heavyweight) 2. Kimbo Slice (Heavyweight) 3. Takanori Gomi (Lightweight) 4. Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou (Light Heavyweight) 5. Kazushi Sakuraba (Middleweight) 6. Yoshiyuki Yoshida (Welterweight) 7. Demian Maia (Middleweight) CubanLinx 1. Georges St. Pierre (Welterweight) 2. Norifumi "Kid" Yamamoto (Featherweight) 3. Rashad Evans (Light Heavyweight) 4. Josh Barnett (Heavyweight) 5. Joachim Hansen (Lightweight) 6. Nate Marquadt (Middleweight) 7. Sean Sherk (Lightweight) 8. Martin "Hitman" Kampmann (Middleweight) ViciousFish 1. Shinya Aoki (Lightweight) 2. Wanderlei Silva (Light Heavyweight) 3. Mirko Cro Cop (Heavyweight) 4. Karo Parisyan (Welterweight) 5. Bas Rutten (Heavyweight) 6. Dean Lister (Middleweight) 7. Murilo "Ninja" Rua (Middleweight) 8. Matt Hamill (Light Heavyweight) AboveAverage484 1. Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera (Heavyweight) 2. Miguel Torres (Bantamweight) 3. Paulo Filho (Middleweight) 4. Jon Fitch (Welterweight) 5. Robbie Lawler (Middleweight) 6. Yushin "Thunder" Okami (Middleweight) 7. Josh Thompson (Lightweight) 8. Keith Jardine (Light Heavyweight) Starvenger 1. Urijah Faber (Featherweight) 2. Dan Henderson (Middleweight) 3. Jake Shields (Welterweight) 4. Matt Hughes (Welterweight) 5. Vladimir Matyushenko (Light Heavyweight) 6. Frank Mir (Heavyweight) 7. Cain Velasquez (Heavyweight) 8. Brandon Vera (Light Heavyweight) HollywoodSpikeJenkins 1. Randy Couture (Heavyweight) 2. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua (Light Heavyweight) 3. Diego Sanchez (Welterweight) 4. Kenny Florian (Lightweight) 5. Jason "The Athlete" Macdonald (Middleweight) 6. Marcelo Garcia (Lightweight) 7. Renato "Babalu" Sobral (Light Heavyweight) 8. Jens "Lil' Evil" Pulver (Featherweight)

Ohhhh, that's what that shit's called. I've seen everything from bikes to rollerblades to segways. The segway one consisted of people on the street just laughing their asses off at the people on the segways. Good times.