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  1. Dr. Zoidberg

    Things that Amuse or Please You

    Yeah, but he doesn't skate anymore because of his knees (and the fact that he has kids and doesn't need the money anymore.) Being a 40 year old skater is still fine in the skating community, but it's considered weird by everyone else.
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    25 - yes 28 - yes, but a little odd to people if that's all they do. 30 - sure, if you're pro 35 - you better be pro 40 - pretty weird, mainly because your knees will probably be absolute shit by then In my eyes, it's fine no matter what age you do it, as it's just pure fun. A lot of people still see it as a "kid's toy," but it's better than video games, ya know? I mean, at least we're going out to get exercise and experience real life. I mean in the eyes of others. I'm not knocking on video games or people who play video games. Shit, I looooove me some games.
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    My buddy pretty much only gets around by skating and taking the trains. He has a perfectly good car, too. He just prefers riding a skateboard. I, on the other hand, since getting married, have cut down on skating significantly. One of my other friends has stopped completely. It's one of those things where you're either in it for the long haul and do it as a career, or you do it for fun until you don't have time to do it anymore. I'm the latter.
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    Hell yeah, I'm married and skate. I'm more the skate filmer than anything else, though. So...I guess that doesn't mean anything at all, really.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Wow. Read much? apparently i misread the reply. thank you for pointing this out. ...I don't get it. What's wrong with it?
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    Tony Hawk's American Wasteland
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    ...That actually makes sense.
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    Well, since my next pick was already taken, might as well take it's sequel. Devil May Cry 2
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    A few thing that make me happy: The wifey Alien Workshop's Mind Field coming out in a few months (Heath Kirchart!) Emerica's Stay Gold coming out roughly around the same time as Mind Field Just being able to go out and skateboard again. It's been a good day.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Another thing: Ryan Sheckler. Little bastard.
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    Booking: Big Apple Spectacular 7/24

    Got a lil' sum'in sum'in... Jereme Grey defends his SJPW Cruiserweight Championship against.... Well, you'll have to see.
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    The best are for the Kimbo Slice videos "Kimbo is a PUNK! I could take him!" "bItCh! KiMbO cOuLd FuCk YoU uP fAgGot!~" or go onto any skateboarding one and read the comments. I swear, those kids say "faggot" every post. It gives us skaters a bad rap. On the lighter side: PUPPIES!!!
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Something that pisses me off is when you hold the door open for someone, smile at them, and look them dead in the eyes, and they say absolutely nothing. Just say a simple fucking "Thank You" you raging bitch. Fuck!
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    YOUR Fight Team...MMA Draft!

    I pick Jeremy Horn
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    ...those exist?
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    I second this
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    Carl's Jr. & Hardee's

    In N' Out's in Newbury Park (down near Ventura) are the hip hang out spot, cos they're open till 1 or something. Whoopde shit. Just throw a party, pussies. And whenever my parents and I would go on a road trip, they would HAVE to stop at an In N Out at least once. It was rad the first time, kinda the second time, but three times in one fucking trip? Seriously, guys.
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    QUOTE (Тайг @ Jul 12 2008, 11:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> girls with huge round asses <3 Mm mm MM! Yummy.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Oakland?! Mothafucka, it's Smokeland... Sorry.
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    Character Specs

    Name: Colin Maguire Age: 61 Height: 5’8 Weight: 290 Hometown: Born in Wicklow, Ireland, raised in Boston, living in New York City. Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The IRA (Irish 'Rasslin Agency)/assorted connections up Charlestown, South Boston, and Somerville, as well as Bay Ridge, Hamilton Heights, and Belle Harbor. Theme music: "The Rocky Road to Dublin" by The Dubliners Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Green and Orange lights. He's Irish. He's proud of it. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Fine suits, usually made by Burberry. Ring attire: Never wrestles. Ever. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Old man. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): If he needs to, he'll hit someone with something. Usually a tire iron. History: Who wants to know? What are ya, the fuckin' newspapah? ---------------------------------- Name: Colin Maguire, Jr. (goes by CMJ or Junior most of the time) Age: 24 Height: 5’11 Weight: 215 Hometown: Boston, MA Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Cocky Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The IRA (Irish 'Rasslin Agency) Theme music: "The Rocky Road to Dublin" by The Young Dubliners Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Green and Orange lights. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Black jogging outfit Ring attire: Black singlet shorts (like Shelton Benjamin) with a green and gold Cloverleaf on the legs. Green and black boots (just think CM Punk for the boots) Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Technical. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): 1. The Boston Strangler - Anaconda Choke (OFFICIAL MOVE OF THE IRA) 2. D Street Cutter - Neckbreaker, RKO style Signature Move(s) Slán Agus Beannacht Leat [means: "Goodbye And Blessings With You"](aka The SABLe) - Matt Hardy's Side Effect Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex StranglePlex - CMJ gets the victim in a standing Boston Strangler and...yeah...vertical suplexes them. Usually holds on to the BS after impact. Mob Rule - Jeff Jarrett's Stroke Cork City Football Club - Vicious running Soccer kick to the head. History: Shaddup. ------------------------------------------------- Name: Michael "Mickey" Gillpatrick Age: 35 Height: 5’9 Weight: 245 Hometown: Born in Dundalk, Ireland, Lived in Boston, MA, living now in New York City Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Hoodlum Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The IRA (Irish 'Rasslin Agency) Theme music: "How Soon Is Now?" by The Smiths Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Green and Orange lights. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Black leather jacket, blue jeans, white or black t-shirt. Ring attire: Same as entrance attire without the leather jacket Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Power, submission, and technical Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): 1. The Boston Strangler - Anaconda Choke (OFFICIAL MOVE OF THE IRA) 2. Banbridge Bomb - STRONG Powerbomb Signature Move(s) Pretty much just think Finlay and you got it. History: Right hand man of Colin Maguire. ---------------------------------------- Name: Patrick Callahan Age: 27 Height: 5'10 Weight: 205 Hometown: Boston, MA Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Little Thug Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The IRA (Irish 'Rasslin Agency) Theme music: "Fools Gold" by The Stone Roses Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Green and Orange lights. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Black leather jacket, blue jeans, white or black t-shirt. Ring attire: Blue jeans Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Brawler/Technical Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): 1. The Boston Strangler - Anaconda Choke (OFFICIAL MOVE OF THE IRA) 2. Southie's Revenge - Snap Jackhammer Signature Move(s) Pretty much just think any angry little wrestler sprat. History: Newest recruit trying to prove himself. ---------------------------------------- Tag Team Name: Gillpatrick and Callahan Members: Mickey Gillpatrick and Patrick Callahan Combined Weight: 450 Entrance Theme: "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" by Dropkick Murphys Entrance Style: Mickey walks out, while Patrick does the same, only cockier. Tag Finishers: 1. Streams of Whiskey - Gillpatrick picks up the opponent in a bear hug, while Callahan runs the ropes. Callahan then performs a jumping clothesline, while Gillpatrick does a sitout powerbomb thing. Gilly covers. 2. Sacrificial Lamb - Gillpatrick powerbombs Callahan onto the opponent. Used only if the opposing teams other member is out.
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    UFN - Silva vs. Irvin

    Just watched a highlight reel... Oh...my...God...
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    YOUR Fight Team...MMA Draft!

    Sorry, I never got a PM. I gotta take a Gracie. Royce Gracie
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    UFN - Silva vs. Irvin

    So, I take it Jesse Taylor has cleaned up his act, which is why he's getting this second chance? The Dolloway/Taylor fight should be about as entertaining as a high school jock fight: Fun for a bit, boring later. I will admit, I was a slight fan of CB, but after he lost to Amir twice to the exact same thing, and then bitched about it afterward, I kinda lost respect for him. I really hope Jesse proves to him, Dana, and UFC fans that he should be there. And I've only seen Silva fight once, so I'm excited to see this upcoming fight. He's up to Light Heavyweight now? Does anyone think this will affect his game at all?
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    What about a simply Marvel or DC draft? Or something where you pick your team, assign it a leader, and give it a name, and the one with the best team wins. ...so it's just THIS draft...only with silly names.
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    Maybe he meant he likes to be complemented, as in he likes to be completed. I saw a baby at the grocery store today, who was just so happy, it was infectious. She was "singing," bobbing up and down in the cart, and pointing at stuff her mom grabbed while laughing. So cute.
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