Dr. Zoidberg

Sent in an unbelievably short Jereme Grey/Yoshida "Spitfire" Shimizu match. Yaaaaaay.

Shit, wish I voted for that one.

I actually lived in Beaverton, but went into downtown Portland every weekend with my mom and dad. I do remember it being in a shitty area.

Shiiiiiiit, blood. It's cool as Cristal chillin' with a bottle of Co-vas-ee-ey. WU-TANG!

WHOO! Called it!

There was an Arctic Circle up in Portland, OR when I was a little kid. I went there two or three times. Pretty good milkshakes, kinda lacking in everything else.

Oh, I didn't miss shit in Coyote Ugly.

I saw a movie in Arizona with my buddy, and there was this "spicy Latina" in there talking on her cell-phone, full volume. The girl sitting in front of her turned around and told her to be quiet, and Spicy said, "Fuck you, bitch! You uglyyyy, girl!" We laughed, but meanwhile, I missed why Tyra Banks was dancing on a bar. Kinda bummed. And to re-iterate on my other annoyance of people asking questions during a movie: My friends that are mainly responsible for that just graduated from film school. They KNOW whats annoying during a movie, yet during SO many movies (mainly There Will Be Blood), it was "Wait, is he digging for gold?"," Why did he kill that guy?," "Where does this take place?," "Who's that guy?" ALONG with, "Oh, look at that dolly shot," "He shoulda used a wide angle lens there," "You can see the boom mic shadow," Jesus Christ, just shut the fuck up and watch the fucking movie.

To refresh those that don't know (namely me, even though I already voted) what's the PRIDE scoring?

Thanks, Mik.

Sorry, I just read Barron's, and dude, I feel ya on that one. My dad and I went to see Grindhouse, and this old dude kept saying to his wife: "This is too violent!" and "What did he say? I missed what he said. What did he say?" like they were watching it in their living room. Annnoooooooying. Also, when people that you're with ask stupid questions during a movie that you're both watching for a first time. "Who's that guy?" "What's that thing he has?" "Why did he do that?" I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!! WATCH THE MOVIE AND FIND OUT!!

Nothing is worse than them. I was with one group of people during some bullshit movie - I think Herbie: Fully Loaded (we snuck in too, so we didn't waste any money on it) - and they were all jumping over the seats and fighting with each other. I couldn't help but feel bad for the people who had to deal with us. Anyway, when the wife and I saw Get Smart and WALL-E, there were annoying ass high school fuckers yelling stupid shit in both. During Get Smart, one dude yelled "I'd Fuck Her!" everytime Anne Hathaway was on the screen. It was KINDA funny the first time, then it was just SO annoying the second, third, fifth, and tenth times. Shits. And I apologize Dr. Venkman, I was just trying to be funny too. Sorry, man.

Shit, I'm running out of games. Tony Hawk's Proving Ground I can waste a good few hours playing this...before I think of another game to play.

Oh Jesus, it was a fucking joke.

SOPHIE Grey. Josie's alllllll-American, baby.

I call #14. No...15.

That comment about me wasn't necessary, but, yeah, that shit pisses me off too. Me, and everybody else in the fucking world.

Well, I didn't see it in the lists, sooo here it is. And if it WAS picked, let me know: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty I dig this game. I don't know why. I think it's because I sucked at the first one, and this one, I got pretty good at.

I couldn't keep up, really. I'd look it up on wikipedia, and the shit would be way wrong, so yeah.

That's not Winehouse?! God, fucking doppelganger.

...you have kids? How did I not know that? Congratulations, by the way. Got any names picked out?

I was skating with my buddy in a parking lot today, and this lady pulled up next to us and asked why we weren't wearing helmets. We said we didn't need to, and that we're old enough to make our own decisions. She then says "Well, you're setting a bad example for my fucking kids, ok? Wear a helmet. Got it?" She was alone in the car. Bitch. Also, these security guards who act like they have the same authority as a cop when they're driving around the mall in a golf cart. They don't even have fucking pepper spray. They have a flashlight and a walkie talkie to radio the security office to call the police. Ooooooo, big man. EDIT: New thing. My buddy and I go to the only 24 hour Starbucks in San Jose, only to find it closed. There's a group of hipster wannabes sitting next to the door, and the girl in the middle tells me they're closed, but then says there's a Denny's down the street if I want coffee. I say, "Hm, I just might do that. Good idea." Her: "yeah, I know...I'm a genius." I smile and walk away, and she sees my hat, and the bitch says something like this: "What does his hat say? Girl?! What, like he IS a girl? Do you wear a skirt?...OHHHHHH It's a skate company! That's SOOOOOO cool! Sorry i'm not HIP with the skate brands, loser! Maybe I should trade in my bike for a skateboard! HAHA!" All this while we're walking away. What a fucking bitch. Almost ruined my night until I realized she's the lameass hanging out outside a closed Starbucks, trying to look cool by smoking her Cloves. Way to go, darlin'.

I love that cat. I've had that little guy for years, and he's a stone cold killer. We put him up in the attic to take care of the rats, and 30 minutes later, we open the door, he comes prancing out, blood all over his paws and mouth, and goes to sleep. Awesome. Awesome fucking cat. This year, if any goth fucks come around looking for him, I'm gonna reenact the montage from Sweeney Todd. Singing all the while.