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  1. Dr. Zoidberg

    The Concert Thread

    Dude, that's how I started liking a good majority of bands with girl singers. "Is she hot? Yes?! I'm sold." And Indie girls can see through the bullshit, but will probably do it anyway because they're sooooo in control of the situation. Yeah. Let them believe that.
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    Booking for the 7/11 (12???)

    Also, if I have the time, LIVE VIA SATTELITE (previously aired) JEREME GREY vs. SJPW Cruiserweight Champion, Yoshida "Spit Fire" Shimizu FOR THE SJPW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OMG!~
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    Help me with High School Geometry

    ....I am so fucking lost...
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    The Concert Thread

    Yeah, she's like an Indian Cat Power. But fuuuuuuck is she not good.
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    Booking for the 7/11 (12???)

    OMG, Josie will speak... What...the...fuck?
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Fuck that, a bunch of us live here in the Bay Area. I'll make a trip down to San Jose to beat up some emo punks. We'll just sit our happy asses off in a car across the street and as soon as we see said goth kids and as soon as they step even close to the lawn, we get out of the car with ballbats. I bet they won't come the fuck back then. ...Are...are you coming to my aide? You...yooooouuuu. Something else I figured out today: Women who drive Mercedes (at least around where I live) can't fucking drive for shit. Anything else, they're fine, they make mistakes like the rest of us, but Mercedes Ladies...they suck. They go waaaaay too fast in residential areas, they cut people off for no reason, they change lanes without signaling (my biggest pet peeve on the road), and they ride everyone's asses. They just suck. My guesses as to why they suck so bad: 1. They're rich husband bought them a car that they really didn't deserve and have no idea how to drive. 2. They probably bought it themselves, and are trying to stick it everyone else by "driving like a man" in their car that they earned by being a "strong, independent woman." Remember: BITCH stands for Being In Total Control of Herself. Ugh, it's been a long day. I'm not sexist, I just hate Los Gatos.
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    Name a food you didn't like/truly appreciate....

    Ravioli. I used to hate it, and it'd make me sick. Years passed, I forgot what grossed me out about them, and started liking them. I can't remember at all what it was that grossed me out.
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    FOOD FIGHT V

    It really depends, but I'm gonna have to cast a vote for Burgers. Although, I won't pass up a good Polish Sausage. If it's that vs. a hamburger, i'll choose the Polish.
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    UFC 86: Jackson vs Griffin

    It's where he trains, right?
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    UFC 86: Jackson vs Griffin

    I'm sorry. Your fourth point is kinda ridiculous. Just because "historically, champions don't lose their titles in a fight of this nature," you think Rampage should have won? While I agree that Rampage was the more effective striker and he landed more power shots, after he got smothered by Griffin, he lost a lot of energy and pretty much didn't do anything. He landed some decent punches, but Griffin was dominating and pushing the fight forward. He was pretty much in control after Round 2.
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    UFC 86: Jackson vs Griffin

    I dunno, I think Tyson could handle it. Maybe. No, I guess not. Maybe?
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    UFC 86: Jackson vs Griffin

    The more and more I think about it, the more stoked I am that Griffin won the title. If anything, it'll spark a fire under Rampage and have him prove that he deserves it. and the Tyson Griffin fight continues to make me happy. Griffin/Penn would be a great fight, and I'd pay full fuckin' price JUST to watch that.
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    The Dark Knight

    I love that look that the Joker gives Leahy. "I wanna talk to Harvey, you know who he is? You know where I can find Haarvey? I wanna talk to him about somethin'. Just somethin, little, huh?...No." So awesome.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    I shall take that into consideration. My dad usually waits outside for them, cos they always come around and try to act sly, but once they see he's sitting on the porch, they run off. He said this year, he's gonna dress up like a serial killer and hide in the bushes near our house, then pop out at them when they walk up.
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    UFC 86: Jackson vs Griffin

    I felt that, really, the only round clearly won by Forrest was the 2nd. He was smothering Rampage, which I think gassed him. After that, it was all up in the air. I was bummed that Forrest won, but then I realized, "At least it's not Liddell."
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Speaking of Halloween, I hate the fact that every year, a bunch of weirdo "goth" kids try and kidnap my black cat. It's been happening for about four years now.
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    YOUR Fight Team...MMA Draft!

    12 hours has been the standard most drafts have gone by with the exception of the Desert Island Album one. I'm just sayin' Touche, good sir. Touche.
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    YOUR Fight Team...MMA Draft!

    It's whoever you want. All-time, current...if you have a strong hunch that some Brazilian baby is gonna be awesome in 20 odd years, by all means. It's 24 hour timetable now. I don't think it was ever 12 hours, but it's 24 hour timetable. Meaning you have 24 hours after the person before you to make your pick. You don't have to wait that long.
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    Son of a bitch.... I just sent it too. WHY is my brain not working? Ex, can you send that list back to me? I don't know who I missed...
  20. Holy shit, they might actually be. I've never seen her without it.
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    In San Fran for the weekend.

    Like, legitimately gay?
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    In San Fran for the weekend.

    Go to the Tenderloin. That's it. Just the Tenderloin. Experience some of the crazy SF. EDIT: There's also a pub called Edinburgh Castle that I'm quite fond of. Give that place a shot. It's on Geary and Larkin.
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    Video Game Desert Island draft

    I didn't mind VIII. I didn't like it nearly as much as VII, but I didn't mind it. ...Squall, though...
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    The Concert Thread

    Oh God, Bats for Lashes? Fuuuuuuck, I'm sorry man. At least you got to see Radiohead, right? On a similar note, when I saw The Rolling Stones, I was super excited because The Strokes opened for them in the East Coast, and The White Stripes opened in the Midwest. Who did we get? Sheryl Crow. ROCK!!!!!!
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    TSM Superhero Draft

    My next pick: VISION "The Vision possesses complete control over his density, and so is able to render himself intangible or extraordinarily massive and diamond-hard at will. He can partially materialize within another person, causing his victim extreme pain. The solar cell on the Vision's forehead emits beams of infrared and microwave radiation, with temperatures ranging from 500 to 30,000 degrees Fahrenheit." Unghhh
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