Dr. Zoidberg

Just bought tickets for Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds at The Warfield in San Francisco. I'm gonna bet 50 bucks he opens with "Dig, Lazarus, Dig."

Shit! FIFA World Cup '06 I'll never get tired of bringing Republic of Ireland to the finals and winning it. Especially since it will never ever...ever...ever happen. USA will win it before Rep. of Ireland, let's be honest here.

Eat a shoe, you corn-fed rapscallion! and yeah...you suck and all that jazz. Just to let that old topic die (you know...me being an idiot and not using my head + Gamestop): I don't know how I was reminded of this, but a good majority of the people that I've met in Arizona piss me off. Now, a lot of them, I have no real problem with. I guess it's just my best friends "friends." They're waaaaay dumb. I mean, I know not everyone from Arizona is stupid, but the people from Sahuarita or however you spell it sure are. For example, I was just introduced to one guy named ZJ, and he asked me where I was from. I told him San Jose, and he didn't know where that was. Understandable. I told him it was near San Francisco, and he followed up with THESE gems: "So...you're from San Francisco. You're gay, right? Isn't that entire city, like, full of fags?" I told him no, and that that's a common misconception, and that I'm not FROM San Francisco, I live about an hour away. "Oh...so that means you're, like, an hour away from LA too, right?" Wow.

Can you pick more than one person at a time? "WHO CARES! IT'S A SUPERHERO DRAFT ON A WRESTLING MESSAGE BOARD!" screams an on-looker.

I'm stealing internet off my neighbors as I type this. THAT is the only way I can get internet for now until I'm able to pay the cable bills. I'm sure there's a much easier solution, but, as you so eloquently put it, I'm a "dumbass." EDIT: Wow...people fucking haaaaate me in this thread. I should steer fucking clear from now on. I'm not getting angry about the right things, apparently.

It was a purple screen that said something like "Please Insert the Update Disc." Since I obviously didn't have that or know what that was, I clicked continue and then another purple screen saying something like "You Need to update the Xbox or something along these lines. Please contact customer support or go on-line." And when I called customer support, the dude told me to take it to a friends house that had xbox live and try it there. And I'm the only one I know who had one, sooo...that idea was shot. EDIT: Xbox.com was no help either.

Awww, don't be so angwy, jub jub. You might blow a gasket. Now, if I had fucking KNOWN that what you said was all I had to do, then I would have done it. I looked it up, I called the support line, and I even asked the guy at Gamestop if he could help or had any opinions or tips after explaining the entire thing to him. NONE of these sources told me to download the free xbox live service (which would have been useless anyway, because I can't connect the xbox to the internet in the first place with my current setup) and do all that shit. So I just decided to wipe my hands of the matter and return it anyway. I was as polite as I could be up until he accused me of trying to swindle them. THAT'S what angered me. Oh well. Since it directly affects your life, I can see why you're getting so BUTT hurt.

Yeah, it angers me too.

Chuck and Ace...I dunno. That's up to everyone else. I don't give a shit. Forrest Griffin is my pick.

Whoa. Sorry to have held you up. Scarface: The World Is Yours Yay.

And I am Officially BACK! I present: AFFIRMATIVE ACTION Name: Josie Baker Age: 23 Height: 5’11 Weight: 115 Hometown: Hollywood, CA (now residing in New York City) Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Tweener Stable affiliation (if any): Affirmative Action Theme music: "ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE...AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING LAST ONE OF YA!" CUE: "Misirlou" by Dick Dale Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Nada. Just walks out. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Whatever she's wearing that day. Ring attire: IF she's wrestling, she wears a large "OAOAST" t-shirt and tiny black bicycle shorts. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Girl Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): 1. LAMF - A surprisingly good Diamond Cutter Signature Moves: Spinning Back Heel Kick History: OAOAST President/General Manager ------- Name: Sophie Grey Age: 26 Height: 5’10 Weight: 112 Hometown: Marseille, France (now residing in New York City) Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Tweener Stable affiliation (if any): Affirmative Action Theme music: “Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G. Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): nada Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Business Attire. Ring attire: Business attire. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Does not wrestle, bitches. History: Josie's business consultant/"Enforcer," OAOAST Foreign Affairs Liaison. ---------- Name: "Cash Money" Curtis Black Age: 19 Height: 5’11 Weight: 197 Hometown: Compton, CA Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Tweener Stable affiliation (if any): Compton PD/Affirmative Action Theme music: “Real Mothaphuckkin G's" by Eazy-E Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Walks out like a real G, son. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Like a full-on G, playboy. Ring attire: What bitch? You got mothaphuckkin shit in yo' peepers, playa? Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Like he oughta, son. Like he oughta. Finisher(s): 1. C.R.E.A.M. - Johnny Nitro's 'Moonlight Drive' (starts as a DDT, then Cash Money fron' flips, turning it into a swinging neckbreaker, dunny...suck a dick, no homo) 2. The World's Most Dangerous Maneuver - Slingshot Shooting Star Press Signature Moves: 1. Neckface - Vertibreaker 2. #1 Stunna - Steve Austin's Stun Gun History: Josie's bodyguard. Former HI-YAH Tag Champ (with 9-Mill) -------- Name: 9-Mill Age: 23 Height: 6'0 Weight: 245 Hometown: Compton, CA Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Tweener Stable affiliation (if any): Compton PD/Affirmative Action Theme music: “Real Mothaphuckkin G's" by Eazy-E Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Like a straight up playa, son. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Like a full-on G, playboy. Ring attire: Whatchoo see, beezy. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Power moves for days, playboy. Finisher(s): 1. Tha End - Double underhook powerbomb 2. Bend Da Block - Anaconda Vice Signature Moves: 1. G-Dup - Choke Slam 2. Crack Dat Neck - Shining Wizard to the back of the head. History: Josie's bodyguard. Former HI-YAH Tag Champ (with Curtis Black) ----- Tag Team Name: Compton PD Combined Weight: 417 Members: "Cash Money" Curtis Black and 9-Mill Entrance Theme: "Real Mothaphuckkin G's" by Eazy-E Entrance Style: Muthafuckas walk out while Eazy-E's "Real Mothaphuckkin G's" video plays. Holla, bitch!~ Tag Finishers: 1. B Boy Breaker - Cash Money performs the Neckface, while 9-Mill hits a Neckbreaker, playboy. Bitch stays DOWN, SON!~ 1 2 3, homey! 1 2 3!~ I wanna give a shout out to my ballas Snooky, T-Real, Cali Fornicator, and BakInBlak, playboy. HOLLA! 2. Gangsta Gangsta - Cash Money hits a leg sweep, while 9-Mill hits a massive lariat, bitches. History: Came up from the streets, playa. That's real. Ice on my wrist and gold on my grill, comin atcha now, Cash Money, 9-Milllll. Word, playboy. -------------------------- Name: Jereme Grey Age: 25 Height: 6' Weight: 175 Hometown: Born in Marseille, France; Raised in London, England Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Tweener Stable affiliation (if any): Affirmative Action Manager/Valet: Evelyn Maguire Theme music: "Rockers to Swallow" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Nada. Just walks out. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Whatever he's wearing that day. Ring attire: MMA style board shorts. Like BJ Penn. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Pretty technical. Whatever he does looks effortless. A very relaxed style. Also, he incorporates quite a bit of MMA moves into his repertoire, such as leg kicks, chokes, arm bars, and vicious strikes. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): 1. Shutter - Cobra Clutch Front Russian Leg Sweep 2. Tripod - Triangle Choke Signature Moves: Spinning Back Heel Kick Spinebuster Rolling German Suplexes Rolling snap suplexes Techy shit. History: Sophie's younger brother. Current OAOAST Intercontinental Champion. ---------------------------------------------- Name: Evelyn Maguire Age: 22 Height: 5'7 Weight: 115 Hometown: Born in Cork, Ireland, raised in Boston, MA Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Face Stable affiliation (if any): Affirmative Action Theme music: "Bird Flu" by M.I.A. Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Green and Orange lights. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Now that she's publicly dating Jereme Grey, Evelyn has started dressing hipper. French, English, and Italian fashions abound! Ring attire: Short shorts and t-shirt. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Lady Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): 1. The Boston Strangler - Anaconda Choke (OFFICIAL MOVE OF THE IRA) 2. Spin Heel Kick Signature Move(s) Stacy Keibler, thuuug. History: She used to be timid, but now that she has Jereme looking after her, Evelyn has started speaking her mind, as well as acting and dressing the way she wants. She even cut her hair short!

Yeah, I know that's all I had to do. That's not the point here. It was the fifth day of me having to deal with those people, and the third because of an XBox 360, so I was just over it. He wasn't denying the return because it worked "fine," either. He was denying the sale because of some bullshit reason about the warranty sticker looking like it had been tampered with or something stupid like that. So, yeah. I mean, looking back on it, I probably coulda handled it more gracefully, but...yeah. Whatever, I'll just save up and get a new one anyway.

Touche. I was in a FIT OF RAGE@~!~! I believe it's Mik's turn, now.

weighs* Yeah.

...i wrote ways? FUCK IT, I'M OUT!~

To an unknown place? Shiiiiitty.

OMG LOL!~!~! ROFL @ YR PWNAGE OF THE n00b@!~! Seriously. Fuck you. I said I'm fairly new to MMA in the original post, and I wanted to start a draft, and then YOU had to flex your l33t muscle and be a bitch about it. So i didn't know who Tim Sylvia is or how much fucking Aoki ways...whoop-de-shit, you fuck. Those seem to be the ONLY two things I fucked up on, right? And I'M making a big deal out of this? Fuck it. I'm back in. I'm gonna purposely fuck everything up just to spite you, too.

Something as childish as you being a bitch about how I was running it? Yeah...it would be shame.

Yeah, i'm out. James something, it's yours now, since you know SOOOOO much more about MMA than I do.

Doesn't change the fact that you're a cunt. (not you, YnA) Roger Huerta's my pick.

This guy doesn't have a clue about MMA, I don't think he should be running the draft... Fine, shithead. You do it. Oh waaaaaah, he's not wunning the MMA dwaft well. Fuck you.

Not a mainstream thing, but this kid in one of my classes used "Fame" by David Bowie in a video about his family. I was stoked about the song, but then I was like, "What the fuck does this have to do with your Filipino family?" And some chick used "California Dreamin'" in a video about her family migrating to NEW YORK. C'mon...use your head.

So is this gonna be posted tonight?

I pump gas like that, too. Only I do because I try to get a "perfect pump" and think of it more as a game-ish thing. It's only happened three or four times this year, but im only off by 4 cents or something. Ok, HERE'S something that pisses me off proper: GameStop. I bought a used XBox 360 and Skate from them, and the XBox would freeze up whenever I tried to play it, so I returned the XBox. I got another one, and it worked for about an hour, then just would NOT turn on after that. I took it back, got another one. The third one works fine that night, so I'm having a ball playing Skate. The next morning, it says I need to update the console before I can play anything. I call the hotline, they give me some dumb answer about buying XBox Live, so I take it back to GameStop and ask if they can fix it, the dip shit says no, so I say, "Ok, I'll just return it then and get my money back." He then proceeds to rip off the back, look around at it, then go over to his manager, who is a 25 year old weedy dude in a three piece suit that is WAAAAY too big for him, and covers his face with the console while they chat. They both go to the back, and five minutes later, the asshole comes back and says: Asshole: "We can't return this because it looks like you've tampered with the warranty sticker." Me: "What? Why would I do that? All I did was take it out of the package and play it for a little bit." Asshole: "Hey, man, I'm sorry, but...you've had three Xbox's in three days, and NONE of them worked for longer than an hour?..." (smug little look and a shrug) Me: "...what are you fucking implying?" Asshole: "Nothing, man! I'm just saying..." Me: "Just saying that I purposely fucked with these Xbox's, right? Look, I didn't do a fucking thing to them, all right? All I did was set them up, play for about four hours, and THAT'S IT." Asshole: "...Let me talk to my manager again." He then went to the back and came back fairly quickly, and was like, "Yeah, we can take it back...whatever..." So I got my money back, and the dude's apologizing, and as I'm walking out, he says "Have a nice day, man." Aaaaand I flip him off. Go me. Looking back on it, I probably shouldn't have done that, but whatever. I was pissed. Seriously...fuck GameStop.

All i'm doing is writing names under other people's names, buddy. It's not that big of a deal.