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I have one major problem with both JR and Cole. It's a bit picky, but I absolutley hate them calling people "kids". Cole does it with all the cruiserweights because, you know, if you're small you must be a kid. Granted, I can see with someone like London, but still. My favorite is when JR calls someone like Jericho, a person who has been in the company for almost 5 years and is 33, a kid. Espeically if he's in the ring with someone who's younger and more inexperienced than him, like Tyson Tomko.

I'm predicting that for Edge and Benoit. For Jericho, I say he'll get a good match with somebody, and then get destroyed by Batista after the match.

Only because he yells "Boot!" before that. Oh, and Test is good for something! Comedy! Just watch him "crying" after Stacy got hit with the chair and his WM 17 match with Eddie when he got tied up in the ropes (Eddie falling out of the ring was a bonus!).

Booker still seemed nice about it though. At least he didn't completely ignore the crowd. That's cool of what Rene and RVD did. I never really knew that about Rene, but RVD seems like a pretty nice guy.

Do you think some guy bidded on it to give to his girlfriend?

Joshua Dease. He looks like he's 10.

He's good for a dickish mid-card heel, but so are countless of other guys.

Ah, I completely forgot about that. That was pretty cool. I don't think I'll ever forget the bloodied David in the shower stall. And how he also asked about Flair's daughter and younger son was good too.

Keep hoping. The current Summerslam plans for the Smackdown title is Bradshaw vs. Undertaker, which is right up there with Ron Simmons vs. the Barbarian in terms of world title matches. What's Eddie suppose to be doing then? Feuding with Booker?

This is one of the matches I've actually seen recently. It's just your basic three way dance. One guy gets knocked out of the ring, two guys go at it. Another guy gets knocked out, the two other guys go at it, ect. It was enjoyable for me because I'm a pretty RVD mark, but I wouldn't call it a great match or anything. Aren't seeing who the opponents are usually a better judge of carrying a load?

Canadian Stampede? Uh, when I think of that match, "great workrate" hardly comes to mind. It was great emotionally, but I wouldn't use that to prove Austin's a great worker.

::makes trip to washroom:: Hey! I'm 133 now!

I still don't really get not being allowed to be a wrestling fan. Even if the said writer does have some bias towards some wrestlers, their ideas could always get tweaked or vetoed.

Well that sucks. Isn't it weird that out of Tomko, Christian and Trish, the guy that is sort of known for botching moves and being green is the only one not injured? What's up with the broken hand injury anyways? First Edge, then Shelton, then Trish. Here's to hoping that the title goes vacant so the division doesn't wither away in the next two monthes.

I find it disturbing when guys are around my height and weigh less than me. Just saying.

5'8ish and 135 lbs, about. But less than 10% body fat, so I don't really concentrate on weight.

My order of matches may be a bit off, but who cares? Match #1 La Resitance vs. The Superheros The card started with La Resistance interrupting Fink. To get heat, they sang the Canadian Anthem, as Sylvien said, "the real way." Since English Canada hates 'em Quebec bastards, we booed. Typical Heat match, with La Resistance doing their finishing move (what is that called anyways?) on Rosie, which was funny because they almost dropped him. I don't think a finish to a match is suppose to draw laughs from the crowd. Ah well. Match #2 The Coach vs. Eugene Coach came out and invited his very best friend in the whole wide world out: Eugene. Massive pops for him. The Coach told Eugene that Uncle Eric said he could choose anyone to wrestle against tonight, and of course, he picked Coach. Kinda a boring match, but what can you expect from a non-wrestler? Eugene won with the Rock Bottom/People's Elbow combo. Sad note: Retards of this city thought that it would be just awesome to chant "Popcorn Fart" to Coach. Couldn't just let the saying die, could ya fuckers? Match #3 Maven and Val Venis vs. Garrison Cade and Chucky P. Chuck Palambo has dyed his hair an awful colour. Bleach blond is not good. Anyways, Chucky gets of the house mic (which is actually quite decent, unlike last time around) and insults us with generic insults. Maven comes down to interrrupt (and suck up to us with equally generic compliments) and, for some odd reason, Garrison Cade attacks Maven. Then, for some equally odd reason, Val Venis comes down for the save and gets on the mic in one of the most simplistic promos I've ever heard in my life. To paraphrase: "You want to fight us? Well, I like to fight and Maven likes to fight. I say, we fight!". It was almost Shakespeare level. Anyways, BORING match. This is the match where I get annoyed with these stupid smarks in the front row. For some reason, they start chanting "We Want Bret!". Alright, it's a boring match, but what a stupid thing to chant. Chuck and Cade won when Chuck did a sort of modified Samoan Drop. I'm really bad with describing moves, but it was the coolest part of the match. Granted, that really wasn't too hard. Match #4 Stevie Richards vs. William Regal The music man accidently played Batista's music but quickly changed it to Stevie. Richards jawed with him a bit for that. Unfortunatly for me, Stevie was not wearing pink, but rather yellow. I miss the pink. Regal came out to a pretty impressive pop, probably third biggest of the night. It took my by surprise actually. Fun match, with a little comedy courtesy of Richards. Regal won with a knee (no shit). Hey, if it's that effective, maybe Trips should take lessons. Match #5 Batista vs. Rhyno Batista comes out first and gets on the mic to, what else, insult us. It was pretty funny though. (Paraphrased) "You know, there are too things I hate. I hate Canada and I hate Canadians." Then, on Chris Jericho not being there (oh, I was pissed): "You know, I wanted to face that punk Jericho tonight, but apparently, he's visiting some sick kids in Winnipeg. Who cares about them? Now I could see if they were American sick kids, but Canadian sick kids? They're worthless!" I'm nearly killing myself laughing here. Best. Promo. Ever. Oh right! The match! It wasn't any good. Batista won with a spinebuster. By the way, in this match, the stupid smarks were chanting "You Screwed Bret". To who you ask? Fuck if I know. Also, some ECW chants of course. Match #6 Matt Hardy vs. Tyson Tomko Lita came out for an interview and "hoped that we were doing better than she was". It was a pretty fucking pathetic sympathy promo. She asked Matt to come out, and he does, only to get attacked from behind by Tomko, who was Trish-less (probably doing promotional work with Jericho in Winnipeg). Awful match. Matt got hardly any offence, but won with a surprise Twist of Fate. After the match, Lita tried to talk to him, but he just walked out of the ring. The stupid smarks slightly redeemed themselves by chanting "You Screwed Kane". All that would come to a crashing halt soon enough though... Time for intermission. Grabbed myself a "Sexy Beast" T-shirt. Match #7 Edge vs. Randy Orton Remember how I said that the stupid smarks slightly redeemed themselves? Forget that shit. Randy came out to a pop, but pretty quickly turned into jeers. Edge came out to a nice pop. Signs such as "I Hate Edge" "Die Edge Die" "Stop Pushing Edge" were held by those stupid smarks. Why I oughta...! But it was kinda funny that they would have a "Stop Pushing Edge" sign when, well, he was in the ring with Orton. But I digress. It wasn't really a good match. Alot of comedy in the beginning though. Edge got on the mic, and said that someone earlier today told him to "Spear the Queer". Randy looked all offended, but then started acting all femme during the match. It was kinda funny. Mid match, Orton did the whole "heel champ tries to leave" shtick, and let two girls kiss him on his way. Lucky bitches. Finish was Orton dropping Edge on an expose steel buckle and rolling him up with his feet on the ropes. Match #8 Mike Bucci vs. Tajiri Squash match, pretty much. Tajiri's funny to see live, and his kicks are freaking awesome to see in person. Tajiri won with the 'ol kick in the head. Match #9 Victoria vs. Gail Kim. Terrible beginning to the match. It was very awkward. It was a bit better near the end, but still wasn't very good. Victoria won with the Widow's Peak. Match #10 Chris Benoit vs. Kane They announced it as a submissions only match, which was strange since (1) wouldn't that put Kane to a disadvantage? and (2) the referee was counting out when either guy was on the outside. Probably the best match of the night (which is kinda sad). Benoit got a great reaction. Eventually, Benoit won with the same crossface variation he used on the past Raw. After the match, Benoit raised the Canadian Flag along with the title, which got a nice parting pop. Overall, a disappointment. No Jericho, Benjamin (obviously), HBK (obviously), Flair, HHH, Trish (hardly anyone knew who the hell Tyson was without her), and Molly (I really want to see her live!). No really good matches. And, of course, stupid smarks. And annoying 5 year olds yelling in my ear. Stupid bastards.

That is a false statement, as the whole match licked all types of balls. Look at the whole sentence next time, will ya?

I don't know if I'd go that far. That be some big balls to lick.

I said that already, idiot.

Heh, I love how RVD keeps his laid back attitude ("What's his problem?") despite being a heel.

Actually, the stupid smarks weren't near me, but there were five of them, and they were loud. But I did want to kill that stupid kid. Some people shouldn't breed.

Great show. The end made the Thrillogy look even more heartless than before. And I too liked the Pillman reference. Of course, it was Zack who made it. Surprise, surprise.

Well, if you didn't like the WMXIX match, chances are you won't like the Raw match between HBK/Y2J.

You'd rather Eddie WOULDN'T feud with JBL? That's the whole reason JBL won the title, so he could chase it. I really hope the cage is the blowoff, with Eddie winning it back. As for the US Title, those are really the only 4 that are available for contention. Smackdown's roster is mostly stacked with cruisers and tag teams. I think the Haas/Luther feud is set in place to elevate Charlie so he can get to the point. Kenzo sucks, Mordecai shouldn't give a damn about titles, so the only other midcarders they have are guys like Holly/Gunn and Jindrak, who's not at that level yet (especially thanks to him being turned into, what, an enhancement guy?). I think SD actually found a way to make me want to see another JBL/Eddie match, and, consequently, for JBL to win a title defense. Well, I'd rather that new main eventers either than Eddie and JBL were established before this whole mess. Yeah, I want Eddie to win, but that wasn't really my point. Look at Smackdown 4 weeks ago, then look this Smackdown: They are very similar. It isn't can't-miss-TV at all. SD sorely needs to make their show can't-miss in terms of storyline because judging by the matches lately, it ain't can't-miss wrestling-wise. And I don't think Haas needs anything to get plugged in the US Title division, or, as I like to call it, 3 Raw Rejects and Cena. One win over Dupree, and he's an automatic threat.