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I think it's now safe to say the Angle Slam=the Lionsault. Sure, they get the win after cheating/interference and against lower card guys, but everyone and their mom knows that it's not going to finish a big match.

I seriously think that every upper-card opponent Angle has ever had has kicked out of the Angle Slam. SO yes, Cole's a moron.

Credit: slashwrestling.com But first.... CHRIS THURSDAY JERICHO kicks it off with a few words. Later tonight, he'll be forced to team with his No Mercy opponent, the Rock - don't miss it! Big chant from the crowd, as you might expect. In fact, it's LINGERING. "You know, after the last couple weeks, I've been hearing a lot of unflattering things about myself - I've heard that Y2J is a choke artist - I've - I've heard that Y2J is not a big-time pressure player. And I've heard that Y2J cannot win the big one. That's all I've heard aboat is the big one, and to all those people who have been saying that, you know what? They were all absolutely right. Because I've been in the WWF for over two years now, and while I've done a lot of things, I've never officially been the WWF Champion. And I was in WCW for a lot longer than that, and I never even received a title shot, much less became the WCW Champion. But this Sunday, at No Mercy, I get a chance to tell all those people who said I couldn't do it, all those people who said that Chris Jericho would never become a true main event player, well I can tell them to kiss my (beep). Because ROCK--" The sweet sounds of "My Time" hit, which can only mean it's time to hear from STEPHANIE CAN'T ACT - who actually does a passable Jericho imitation, back to the crowd, then pumping the elbow. "Jericho, would you PLEASE - SHUT - THE HELL - UP!" "Slut!" "Wait wait wait, I've got another one, I've got another one, hang on - hang on - here we go, here we go - welcome to SMACKDOWN IS STEPHANIE! You know, Jericho, this whole interrupting thing, it's really kinda fun!" "Slut!" "See, these fans are interrupting me and they're having fun, and it must be why you like to interrupt me over and over and over again. But then again, Jericho, you are used to repetition - after all, you continually LOSE the big match. Now, it was a really hard decision on who to root for this Sunday in your match against the Rock, but quite frankly, I chose the lesser of two evils - and Jericho, I hope this Sunday at No Mercy - I hope the Rock cleans your clock. And you know, I know that even though Rocky and I haven't always gotten along, that if Rock were here right now, he would come out here and thank me publicly for my support!" While we look at Stephanie's outfit and imagine the obvious answer to that straight line, THE ROCK heads on out to play Domino's...and deliver. "Rock Eh!" "FINALLY the Rock HAS COME BACK to Montreal! Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie..." "Yes?" "The Rock must say you are looking quite...gigantic...and Stephanie, if you think for one single solitary second, that the Rock wants to hear you come out--" "Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa - Rocky - whoa. ...I can tell where this is headed. And you don't wanna take your frustration out on me. The person you should really be angry it is that man right there, Chris Jericho. After all, it was Chris Jericho who on Monday night sat there at the commentary position and did absolutely *nothing* while Rhyno and RVD gave you a vicious beating! But Rock, you know, that wasn't the first time that Jericho has been against you. I mean, think about it: ever since the day Jericho came into the World Wrestling Federation, he's been against you, Rock. Now, I prepared a little bit of footage to show the audience, but since you're out here, allow me to remind you of Chris Jericho's debut in the World Wrestling Federation." Let Us Take You Back Two Years to RAW - aww, Rock has sideburns. Oh man, they cut out the BITCHBITCHbitch part. Aww, Jericho has a shiny shirt and a bleached unicorn hairdo. Those were good times. "Chris Jericho has come to SAVE the WWF!" "See Rock? Chris Jericho has always been jealous of you. It's Chris Jericho's DREAM to be in the ring with you, Rock, in a match. But Rocky, you can't trust that man - Chris Jericho will SCREW you the first chance he gets!" "Stephanie, the Rock appreciates your concern. And the Rock also knows, if anybody knows anything about ssssssssssssssscrewing, it's you!" "Slut!" "And it actually kinda surprises me, Steph, that you wouldn't be cheering for me, because you can't even spell the word 'Jericho' without using the letters H-O." "Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa - whoa. Stephanie, don't listen to Chris Jericho, because the Rock - wants your support. The Rock - NEEDS your support. And if the Rock can get half as much support as that pushup bra gives those big phony funbags...then quite frankly, Stephanie, the Rock would be...unstoppable." "You know, and speaking--" "STOP IT! STOP IT right now I hate you both! I wish you both would lose I HATE--" Stephanie slams down her mic, turns six, and runs away. "Thanks for the mammaries, Steph!" Rock has a big smile...Jericho continues. "Now that we've gotten rid of that, Rock - you got something you wanna say to me?" "Like what?" "Well, I mean you DID give me the Rock Bottom last Monday night on RAW..." "Well the Rock gave you the Rock Bottom last Monday night on RAW because you didn't do what the Rock said, the Rock said stay out of his way, and just as always, you failed." "Oooh!" "I don't think you're quite getting it right, Rock. I wasn't getting in your way, I was helping you retain the WCW Championship. I got in your way so I could SAVE your title." "Well, that's just perfect, Chris Jericho - saving the Rock's title. Because if the Rock recalls, later on in the night, when you were getting beat down - SMACKED DOWN by the Alliance, it was the Rock who saved your (beep)." "I wouldn't worry aboat saving my (beep), Rock, 'cause on Sunday, I think you better worry aboat saving your own (beep)." "And why would you say that, Chris - why? Is the Rock in any danger whatsoever? Is the Rock in jeopardy? Is the Rock in any danger of losing the WCW title? You see, Chris Jericho, there is a reason - a big, big reason why people, they talk and they talk and they talk about why you can't win the big one - and of all the reasons, the Rock tells you the truth: the reason you can't win the big one, simply - you are not that good." "OOOOH!" "Not that good, huh. Well, I'll promise you this, ROCK - after Sunday, you will never--" "EVER see the WCW title agayne. Is that the sorry line you--" Jericho puts his hand abou half an inch in front of Rock's face. Crowd goes NUTS. Rock removes his glasses...and steps to the right of Jericho's hand. Jericho moves his hand back in front of the Rock's face - turns it round - and makes the international "Just Bring It" sign. Oooh! And just like that - ROCK BOTTOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHH play Rock's music and he leaves Jericho holding his head. And these guys are teaming up tonight?

Where is the purposed storyline?

If they absolutley HAVE to do a love angle, the people they have it with are the best candidates. But I just don't see the point of the angle. If it's a way to turn Jericho face, are you telling me there wasn't a better way? Anyone else think that Christian didn't actually get Lita re-hired and is just using it as an excuse to sleep with her? Yeah! Another swerve!

Honestly, I do. That is how much I dislike Goldberg. By the way, the match is going to have no heat. As it has been said before, you can't go from someone being buried alive to a match.

Shocker.

Do you think it makes you look better when you call fans 'sheep'? Just wondering.

I'm a bit surprised that Jericho isn't the one that won, but this could make sense in the end. Remember how Orton was really cocky on Raw, and saying to Jericho that if he got tagged in, he would take care of it? Well, he pretty much proved his point, and with Jericho maybe turning face, we could see a Y2J vs. Orton feud.

How did they win?

Well, if you listened to how they react when he's in the ring and wrestling, you would know.

From strong dislike to indifference. If you consider that an improvement, there ya go.

I admit that Gail Kim isn't a good wrestler as well. How stupid of me to be gullible enough to assume someone was good without seeing them in a full match. I thought that Nathan was gone for sure, and would have put money on it.

Nah, Team Bishoff is still winning. Austin will return for WrestleMania or something.

Yeah, he's arrogant. But more towards his opponents, not nessesarly the fans if you catch my drift.

I could see Rob as a heel. He'd really have to be a cocky son-of-a-bitch rather than a cool guy, though. And he wouldn't have to nessesarly change his moveset, either. It would just be him saying 'HA! Look at how good I am'. That being said, I don't see it happening. I see Micheals turning heel first.

What the hell does it mean? If someone came up to me, rubbed his hand in front of his face and said "You can't see me" I'd punch his ass out cold and ask his unconcious body who can't see who. Heh. Aren't we the bad ass AS?

Of course, the scenario where you rub your hand in front of your face and say "You can't see me" (despite evidence to the contrary) would have to present itself. That's the best part about it. When you do it to people, no one will know what the fuck you're talking about. The reactions on people's faces are priceless.

Well, that was random. That RVD thing came out of nowhere... Anyways, yeah, it's pretty cool that Cena constantly comes up with those things. You know why? BEcause I can use it and no body will now what the hell I'm doing. Fun times for me.

I LOVE the oookay shoulder rub. It's just hilarious.

Yes, yes he did. Have fun having heart attacks! It'll be like Edge/Angle, times 10! It's not as bad as Angle/Edge. Nothing will ever be as bad as that. Are you sure about that? Are you really sure? I think that writing team could take you up on that challenge.

RVD's was Walk by Pantera though. It's not implausable to hear that on radio. Although it is a pretty old song. I think it was released in 92.

Yes, yes he did. Have fun having heart attacks! It'll be like Edge/Angle, times 10!

Question: If someone from Raw wins, who would it be? Who would face HHH at WM for the title? I truly can't think of someone.

World Heavyweight Championship HHH Vs. Goldberg WINNER: Triple H. Just because. Hey, maybe this match will have the Survivor Series screwjob in it. Buried Alive Match The Undertaker Vs. Vince McMahon WINNER: Everybody who doesn't have to watch this match. And Undertaker. RAW Survivor Series Match Team Austin Vs. Team Bischoff (Booker T, Rob Van Dam, The Dudley Boyz, and Shawn Michaels Vs. Chris Jericho, Scott Steiner, Christian, Mark Henry, and Randy Orton) Stipulation: If Team Austin loses, Austin must give up his Co-GM job. If Team Austin wins, he gets to raise hell. WINNER: Team Bishoff. And Jericho will get the final pin on Shawn. SD Survivor Series Match Team Angle Vs. Team Lesnar (Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Bradshaw, Hardcore Holly, and John Cena Vs. Brock Lesnar, The Big Show, Nathan Jones, Matt Morgan, and A-Train) WINNER: Team Angle. Either Benoit or Cena will get the final pin of Lesner. Ambulance Match Kane Vs. Shane WINNER: Uh, Kane? I don't know. I haven't been following this feud very much. I just fast foward or switch channels whenever they're on. Cruiserweight Title Match Jamie Noble Vs. Tajiri WINNER: Tajiri. I think they're pushing him and his group. Women's Championship Lita Vs. Molly WINNER: Lita. Wo-hoo.