CanadianChick

I really think that the person who finds the hilarity in suicide needs some help... But hey, CSI does suicide, so why can't WWE?!?

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/494...eartthrobstop10 I giggled at how silly they are. Silly Heartthrobs!

London and Kendrick are on TV! They get beat up.

You'd have to assume that Jake cheated on her as well though. I mean, he's a wrestler.

Don't know about Kingpin, but totally agree on the grandma from Happy Gilmore observation.

The Cannon Kid vs. Crystal, in Crystal's first match back as, erm, well, Crystal.

Who cares if there on no plans for Edge? People are trying to figure out the best scenerio, not the most realistic one. The most realistic one is either Triple winning the Rumble and going on to face Cena or Triple H winning a number one contenders match and going on to face Cena. I'd say the first is more likely to happen since Smackdown has a PPV to get a number one contender. While all this happens, Edge will probably face RVD for the IC title in a 7 minute match, or something as equally underwhelming for both guys. Now that's not as fun as HTQ's scenerio, is it?

So, whatever happened to that midget division anyways?

I thought I read once that London was also a plant in WCW at one point as well...

Especially one that has been portrayed as a huge skank like Lita. I just wished she got fired or something.

Funny you should bring up that promo (which was indeed a good promo). In hindsight, it seems that Edge really did "Billy Gunn" his KOTR victory. At least Edge had the excuse of an injury. Billy had nothing.

Best Romance: Axel and Crystal The crowd boos at the very mention of Crystal, who just stands up from her seat and sneers at the crowd. While walking to the microphone for her speech, she spits right beside her and glares at the crowd. CRYSTAL That's what I think of all of you! You know what though? I actually am quite sorry that I broke Axel's heart the way I did. The out and out betrayal is something I really do regret. The crowd sorta murmurs in confusion and a small clap of approval is heard. CRYSTAL Don't clap for me idiots! I don't care that I broke his heart! I care that because of what I did, he became more of a top star than he was and got a title shot! Sure, he had just an AWFUL title reign... "POT! KETTLE! BLACK!" Crystal looks at how said that and if looks could kill....well, The Cannon Kid would be dead. CRYSTAL Real cute newbie! Hey, we'll see how mouth you are next HeldDown in the ring with, eh? Crystal steps off the stage, goes towards the Cannon Kid, who is nodding as acceptance to the challenge. Crystal puts on her most distained look, and SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF HER! "OOOOOOOOOOOOH!" CRYSTAL (getting back on the stage) I thank NOBODY! "BOOOOOOOO!"

Whoops, I think I clicked my suspend indefinately button. Whatever will I do?

Todd: So, is the food different in Japan? Malenko: Well...yeah. Malenko just sounded like he wanted to kick Todd's scrawny ass during that match. But hey, I thought Todd was pretty funny in that response actually.

The ending of the RVD/HHH match didn't exactly help either.

It's because of people seeking instant gradification. If their lives suck right now, they cut themselves. They don't think, "Hey, this won't last forever." While I understand some suicides, there are some that just boggle my mind. If someone offs themselves because of getting dumped, that's just horrible and unnessesary. If someone is getting raped by their dad and can't turn anywhere, that's a tiny bit more understandable. I think cutting, which is a progression of suicide alot of the time, is because being depressed and emo is the in thing, and kids just do what's cool. It's like a fucking battle scar, and they believe thier own bullshit of thier suburbian lives being too tough to handle and that no one understands their problems that they created in their minds. Kids are way too easily influenced, especially if the parents don't have any fucking balls and let their kids become unnessesarly depressed over nothing.

Something that Triple H does often, alongside Chris Jericho (who's actually probably even worse at this) is repeating the question when someone is interviewing him. A: "How do you feel about the main event tonight?" HHH: "How do I feel about the main event tonight? You want to know what I feel about the main event tonight? I'll tell you what I feel about the main event tonight!" Um, okay? It's a good thing that he and Jericho usually don't get interviewed by others I suppose. But Triple H is terrible in the sense that he says the same thing in all his interviews. While he doesn't repeat himself in the exact same words the way Orton does, he still repeats himself in each interview and uses, like, a word different.

She looks like my old swim buddy's mother. That's certainly not a bad thing. That woman was very young looking for being about 40.

Haha, I love hearing that other wrestlers call a wrestler a mark. It's great to me for some reason. Everyone has to be a bit of a mark for themselves in the very least.

That actually took me a second to get. Man, I like Lita jokes way too much...

Good in the beginning with a trip to New York, boring in the middle until September. September and October were cool because of University, but then I got bored of that too....

Huh. Well that's unexpected. I dig that Paul London/Knoble match on Velocity though.

Haha, that's true. My bad.

Are you kidding me? There's no way that Shawn gets to be the last guy in. They need pinball Michaels in there to make the match decent.

I don't mind if celebrities I don't know smoke. I'll still find them hot regardless. But someone in real life? They smell bad if they smoke. I hate the smell of smoke.