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Pete Gas (I think) running into the bottom rope at Royal Rumble 00 trying to enter the ring. Good times.

That can only happen if Jericho becomes gay himself. Imagine all the things that they could do with that!

Oh! I've got an idea! Start feuds tonight! Continue the Goldberg/HHH match and Shane/Kane (if they must) build. And start a feud for the IC belt (it would help, I'm sure). Give Jericho and RVD a feud with someone or each other.

I like the idea, but I don't think Jericho should be in a group wiht anybody. He's always struck me as a loner type.

Why? Is Raw in Winnepeg?

Lady Venom-Swollen Members

Nice deal with Cena. I know that they just did this because it was Cena's hometown, but I wonder if they are thinking of turning Cena face.

LIKES: Sloan (Good band. "Other Man" is probably one of their best songs.) Red Hot Chilli Peppers (I've always liked them, but have been liking them more lately) Matchbox 20 Rob Zombie (Haven't really liked him in the past, but I'm likin' him right now) Fozzy (~! You're damn right I like them!) "Where is the Love" by Black Eye Peas (probably the only recent hip hop song I really like) Simple Plan (I like them) Christina Agularia (I don't know why, but I've liked practically all of her songs since she's started. They're all catchy) There's probably more, but I can't think of them at the moment. Geez, what an array of music though. HATES: "Boys and Girls" by Good Charlotte. WORST SONG EVER! Sean Paul, Sean Desman and all that type of music. I hate that so much. The music sucks, period.

I love 7-11. Last night, I got the best junk out foods for the night: A big gulp slurpee (duh), a pack of Sweish Berries (you know, the best candies ever!), and a ice cream cone.Yum.

Huh? No, I asked when is the last time Taker, as a face, has lost a match without outside interference?

I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but when is the last time face Taker lost a match with no outside interference?

For Game: Results-De-Smarkified! match 1: val venis vs. christian Good match and the crowd was into it. Christian won with the Unprettier. match 2: Rico/Steven Richards/Mark Henry/Rodney Mack vs. Hurricane/Rosey/Garrison Cade/Mark Jindrack Might not have been the best match, but the crowd loved it. Rosey won for his team. match 3: Test vs. Scott Steiner The crowd hated Test, who was using Stacy to further anger them. Steiner won with the flatliner. match 4: Molly Holly vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jazz with special referee Lance Storm Molly won with a rollup after her and Jazz were double teaming Trish practically the whole match. After the match, both heels keep beating up Trish leading into Lance Storm becoming involved and saving the day. For his troubles, Lance was rewarded with an kiss. match 5: Randy Orton vs. Mven Orton won. Not a very good match, and the crowd was a bit bored. match 6: La Rsistance and rob conway vs. dudleys Dudleys won with the 3D on Rob Conway. The crowd loved the Dudleys. Jericho interviews Austin for the Highlight Reel. Ended with Austin stunning everyone. The mics barely worked. match 7: lawler/hbk vs. flair/triple h Lawler beat Triple H. Crowd loved Hometown Hero Lawler. match 8: rvd vs. kane (steel cage) Kane wins with chokeslam off the top of the cage.

Don't you people see? If HHH is a face, he'll be the one who finally destroys (or beats) the monster Kane. I don't see why they don't do Goldberg winning next month, Kane winning at SS and then a face Triple H winning back the title. I don't want to see that, but in the direction they're going, it makes the most sense.

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking over the candy store! It is Canadianchick, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows homicidally: "I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!" Oh, that's right. I went there.

Rico, buy a porno. Even if there is a chapter about that (come on people, you just know Trish has better taste than that though), save your money.

Huh? RVD tried the crossface? I really don't remember that, but I'm having a fun time imagining it right now. Heh.

The tree-hugging bit was gold, I must say.

I'm glad that WWE is finally hiring people who are knowlegble about the business. What a relief! Wait a minute...

230. Chance Beckett 309. Vance Nevada 450. Ladies Choice ::Marks out:: Local guys representing! 375. Michelle Starr What the...? And where is Scotty Mac and Aaron Idol? Geez, stupid PWI. BTW, what is the time period for this?

I've got a game. Its called "Who doesn't belong?" When I read that line, I was thinking about the exact same thing.

I love (and by love I mean hate) when Cole calls someone a kid. Usually, the 'kid' looks older than Cole himself. I remember when he called Edge a kid once.

DUDE! Me too! But that may be because, you know, there are no, and have never been, any good female swimmers at my school. But still! I got Junior Nationals baby!

I for one always hated when Cole would say "The Rookie" John Cena. Never just Cena, always "The Rookie" John Cena.

I thought this would be a fun way to pass time, so who would you rather as a heel, and who would you rather as a face? Raw: AL SNOW BATISTA BOOKER T BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHRIS JERICHO CHRIS NOWINSKI CHRISTIAN D-VON DUDLEY ERIC BISCHOFF GAIL KIM GARRISON CADE GOLDBERG GOLDUST IVORY JACQUELINE JAZZ KANE KEVIN NASH LANCE STORM LILIAN GARCIA MARK HENRY MARK JINDRAK MAVEN MISS JACKIE MOLLY HOLLY RANDY ORTON RENE DUPREE RIC FLAIR RICO ROB CONWAY ROB VAN DAM RODNEY MACK ROSEY SCOTT STEINER SHAWN MICHAELS SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN SYLVAN GRENIER TERRI TEST THE HURRICANE THE ROCK THEODORE LONG TOMMY DREAMER TRISH STRATUS TRIPLE H VAL VENIS VICTORIA WILLIAM REGAL Smackdown: A-TRAIN BIG SHOW BILL DeMOTT BILLY GUNN BILLY KIDMAN BRADSHAW BROCK LESNAR CHARLIE HAAS CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHUCK PALUMBO DANNY BASHAM DAWN MARIE DOUG BASHAM EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ FUNAKI HARDCORE HOLLY JAMIE NOBLE JOHN CENA JOHNNY STAMBOLI KURT ANGLE MATT HARDY NATHAN JONES NIDIA NUNZIO REY MYSTERIO RHYNO RIKISHI SABLE SEAN O'HAIRE SHANNON MOORE SHELTON BENJAMIN SPANKY STEPHANIE MCMAHON TAJIRI TAZZ TORRIE WILSON ULTIMO DRAGON UNDERTAKER ZACH GOWEN My Opinion- Raw: AL SNOW-Face BATISTA-Heel BOOKER T-Face (He's alright as a heel too though.) BUBBA RAY DUDLEY-Heel (Bubba rules as a heel. He's quite boring as a face) CHRIS JERICHO-Heel (No doubt. He's fine as a face, but he is such a natural heel) CHRIS NOWINSKI-Heel CHRISTIAN-Heel (Either than when he and Edge just got out of the brood, has Christian ever been a face?) D-VON DUDLEY-Heel (see Bubba) ERIC BISCHOFF-Heel (duh) GAIL KIM- Face (Just for the pure fact that there are too many heels in the women division) GARRISON CADE-Heel (He's boring as a face.) GOLDBERG-Face (I don't think Goldberg could ever be a good heel) GOLDUST-Face IVORY-Face JACQUELINE-Face (when's the last time she's wrestled anyways?) JAZZ-Heel KANE-Heel (A monster as a face? I never thought that was a good idea) KEVIN NASH--Doesn't matter. As long as he's never serious, than I'm fine. LANCE STORM-Heel. MARK HENRY-Heel (I'm actually interested where this angle goes with Thedore Long. Bulee dat.) MARK JINDRAK-Face (sure, why not) MAVEN-Face (although a heel turn would be interesting, but probably useless) MISS JACKIE-If she's not wrestling, I'm fine with whatever she does. MOLLY HOLLY-Heel (I do think that if push came to shove, though, she would be alright as a face. She used to be a great face back in the day) RANDY ORTON-Heel (At least he's semi-interesting as a heel) RENE DUPREE-Heel RIC FLAIR-Heel (But he does get face pops, so I don't care either way) RICO-Heel ROB CONWAY-Heel (I guess) ROB VAN DAM-Face (Can he even be a heel without changing his whole move-set?) RODNEY MACK-Heel (stick with Teddy, Mack) ROSEY-Face (I'm much more interested in him now than before) SCOTT STEINER-Heel (Why he's been a face this long is beyond me) SHAWN MICHAELS-Heel (I like him better as a heel, but I wouldn't exactly advocate a heel turn for him now) SPIKE DUDLEY-Face (Yeah, I don't think I would quite buy Spike as a heel) STACY KEIBLER-Heel (She's way better as a manupulative bitch than a airheaded bimbo) STEVEN RICHARDS-Heel (Right now, it's perfect) STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN-Face SYLVAN GRENIER-Heel TEST-Heel (For the love of god, never EVER turn Test face again) THE HURRICANE-Face THE ROCK-Heel (He's an awesome heel) TOMMY DREAMER-Face TRISH STRATUS-Face (She's the perfect face for the women's division) TRIPLE H-Heel (Not a good face at all) VAL VENIS-Face VICTORIA-Heel (Fits her perfectly. She plays it to a tee.) WILLIAM REGAL-Heel. Smackdown: A-TRAIN-Heel (Like he could ever be a non-comedy face) BIG SHOW-Heel (Although he's a funny face, but still) BILL DeMOTT-Heel (I guess) BILLY GUNN-Face BILLY KIDMAN-Heel (It makes him seem less vanilla) BRADSHAW-Face BROCK LESNAR-Heel (THANK YOU for turning him WWE!) CHARLIE HAAS-Heel CHAVO GUERRERO-Heel CHRIS BENOIT-Face (I actually like him as a face. But he can easily be a heel too.) CHUCK PALUMBO-Heel DANNY BASHAM-Heel DAWN MARIE-Heel (Good gal heel. Now she should manage someone. Why not move her to Raw to manage Storm?) DOUG BASHAM-Heel EDDIE GUERRERO-Heel (Good face, but still an awesome heel. It could be either the type of heel he is now, or the type of heel he was last year.) EDGE-Face (I wouldn't be against a heel turn though) FAAROOQ-Face FUNAKI-Face (It's not like he'll ever be anything more than comic relief anyways) HARDCORE HOLLY-Heel (Not that I really care) JAMIE NOBLE-Heel (I loved him as a heel) JOHN CENA-Heel (Please, no more "The Rookie" John Cena.) JOHNNY STAMBOLI-Heel KURT ANGLE-Heel (But still could easily be a face) MATT HARDY-Heel (Who would of thunk he would be such a great heel when he was with Jeff still?) NATHAN JONES-Face (don't care though) NIDIA-Heel (was good with Jamie as a heel) NUNZIO-Heel REY MYSTERIO-Face (I dont' think he could be a heel) RHYNO-Heel (Pretty boring as a face) RIKISHI-Face (comedy relief) SABLE-Heel (Good as a bitch, I guess) SEAN O'HAIRE-Heel SHANNON MOORE-Heel (I guess he could be a pretty good sympathetic face though) SHELTON BENJAMIN-Heel SPANKY-Face (I bet he would make a fine heel though) STEPHANIE MCMAHON-Face TAJIRI-Face (good as he is right now) TAZZ-Heel (But he's a commentator, so whatever) TORRIE WILSON-Face (Good as she is) ULTIMO DRAGON-Face UNDERTAKER-Face (The fans pop well for him) ZACH GOWE-Heel ( I want to see him as a heel!)

Vince, because this whole McMahon madness started with him. When it was just Steph, it was fine. But then Vince got involved. Then Linda. Then Shane. Now they are all on, with Vince on both shows. It's riduculous.