CanadianChick

Oh boo on you. JBL is just as boring as HHH on the mic with his cliches and repeated promos.

I was just thinking who the new Sting of WWE was, and while it may not be 100% true, RVD came to mind. And really, out of the people who turned on him, I only really got one. First, the Dudleys turns on him during a match right after Surivivor Series '01. Is it just because they were bad people? Didn't get that one too much. After a while, Kane turns on him. This is the one that made sense to me, as it was RVD's idea to put his mask on the line I think. And then, when he goes to Smackdown, Booker turns on him because, uh, RVD represents Smackdown? Yeah, didn't get that one too much either. And then, Dudleys turn on poor Rob again because, uh, he's not representing ECW well enough?

How so? Because she's 16? Isn't that enough reason for you? I mean, do you really think she's emotionally mature enough for that? Anywho, yes, I do miss the Kane punishment every face on Raw would get. Snisky replaced him for a while...

Okay, it's stripperish, but Toxic by Britney Spears. I miss hot Britney.

You know those public appearances he says he makes? Yeah, that's when he's fucking me. He says I'm better.

When did he do that? Because I need to see it. That's just awesome. "Hi, pointless? Yeah, my name is Rob. I think you'll be GREAT for this one move I'm planning on doing..."

In the same respect, when Orton was doing that concussion angle and someone hit him in the head or something at the end of a tag match, Michaels was cradling Orton's head tenderly. Even my brother, who's a huge Orton and HBK mark, was like "Uh, that's slightly gay". Too funny.

Early January, apparently.

Hm. I have no idea what you mean by this? I'm pretty slow today.

CRYSTAL I'm thankful that I have an undisclosed injury so I don't have to spend Thanksgiving with YOU! Wait a second, I'm Canadian...this isn't Thanksgiving! MOLLY MATTHEWS I'm thankful for pink elephants and paralyzers. I love it when the milk curdles!

Yeah, we're special. It's on the Score on Thursdays. Being a Canadian rules.

I was a fan of the end of the cruiser battle royal. Also, in the beginning of the battle royal, and just before it begins as well, watch Spanky and London. Those two are just the biggest dorks. It made me smile.

But there wasn't even a challenge set! I could let it slide if Sabu actually came out and said something about Abyss being scared of barbwire or something. But it just randomly happened, even after Abyss won their No DQ match. Spirit of competition is fine, but not in these type of matches. These type of matches should have something to them so they're somewhat meaningful instead of two guys killing themselves for no apparent reason. I like garbage matches to a certain extent too. But I hate garbage for the sake of being garbage. To me, this is what that is.

Part of the reason why Vince got turned heel was because, true to his character, he made RVD's, an Alliance member, life hell, or something like that. I have no idea why Angle was suddenly portrayed as a heel and vice versa for Austin though. Maybe because they just gave up and let Austin be face? I'm not too sure.

Hm, well the royalties won't last forever. But I do doubt their family will ever be in trouble. With the amount of friends Eddie had, they'd probably give money from their own pocket.

Wait a second....didn't Abyss beat Sabu already? Why would they have another match? I absolutely loathe that. There is no reason to have another match, is there? It's the same logical gap as what's happening in the HHH/Flair feud right now. Flair won cleanly. Why are they taking each other on in a Last Man Standing match? Same principle.

It wouldn't happen to be Cranberry Almond Crunch would it? If so I just ate the same thing! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man, you SO rule.

Ah, touche, touche. Could you imagine if after all this time, I was a dude?

Some cranberry stuff. It's good shit, lemme tell ya.

Just assume because I"m a girl, I'm a slut. Jerks. Now I think I'm gong to cry in my cereal bowl...

Even then, at 140? Unless he was breasts and ovaries, it doesn't matter.

Oh man, good luck. I think I remember you saying you were something like 140, right? There is no way in hell you're going to make it big. Ever. If you do happen to make it big on the indy circuit, sorry dude, the rats that you'll be banging are fucking ugly and are STD filled. Man, it's laughable you're pretty much assuming you're going to make it in the business. Yeah, good luck man.

Credit to slashwrestling.com (The Guerreros - WALKING! - are rather proud of themselves. They find the lights off in their dressing room...and when Eddie turns them on, they're met by Chris Benoit.) Chavo: "Whoa, I thought it was Kurt Angle there for a second!" Eddie: "What? What is it? What - what's the look for, holmes? Ese...why you looking at me like that, ese vato. Oh, oh OH OH I get it - oh I get it - yeah - you think I'm the one that jumped you? You think I did? I can't believe it! Ese - I can't believe you're THINKING that, holmes. I can't just believe that you think that you I mean - wow - wow, that is - wow." Chavo: "You need to check yourself, bro." Eddie: "I - I'm outta words. Ese - I mean, c'mon, Chris. Man, you ese, somes familia - we're family, man. Look, okay. Who jumped - who was with you when we came from WCW here to the WWE?" Chavo: "He was!" Eddie: "That's right, ese! Me Eddie Guerrero! Who was with you when we went from RAW to SmackDown!?" Chavo: "He was!" Eddie: "That's right, ese! Ese I'm on the road with you, I travel with you ese, we know each other's personal stuff, holmes! Ese - I mean, come on...when I was going through all my...my personal issues..." (Eddie "breaks down" at this point - Chavo tries to reassuringly stroke his mullet.) "You're the one who lent me your shoulder, ese, to cry on." (Benoit pulls away when Guerrero tries it again ) Eddie: "Hey vato ...ese you're hurting my FEEEELINGS!" Chavo: "Look at him, man! He's hurtin'!" Eddie: "What's the matter with you, ese? Oh. OH! I - I know that look - don't look at me like that ese! Oh I know what you're trying to do - oh, what, what what - (Spanish) - you wanna hit me, ese? Well come on, man. Come on, come on, go ahead, come on, come on - COME ON! HIT ME! Go ahead, come on! Oh - oh - you know what, man? If you're gonna accuse me of doing the damage to you and beating you up, I might as well do it!" (Now fully ranting and raving, Chavo holds him back.) Chavo: "Come on, come on, come on. Don't bring yourself down to his level! Come on, let's go. SHAME on you, Chris Benoit! He's like a brother to you!" Eddie:"Yeah!" Chavo: "Come on..." It should be noted that Benoit hasn't said a DAMN thing this whole bit. This was *unbelievably* great

Yeah man, I will e-kill you. But wow, you are quite a hypocrite.