CanadianChick

Oh man, I was so disappointed about the Ladder Match stip to be honest. So let me get this straight: WWE wants *less* crazy ass spots that could injure people, so they put two guys who are known for being in crazy ass spotfests in a Ladder Match that is going to end their feud where they are suppose to hate each other? Yep, that sure encourages the safety first motto they've been toting. Oh, and will Matt, Edge or Christian *ever* get away from the TLC reputation? EVER?

Because he's trying to get the title off your homeboy Cena. Duh.

Ah, you gotta love even-steven booking amoung the midcard. I really enjoyed that 4 man promo (well 5 including Todd). I was quite surprised that Matt Hardy actually showed some character other than "I WILL NOT DIE!". Refreshing. His and HBK's reaction to Cena's comment on Big Show's dick was funny.

In case you haven't noticed Rudo, the only "history" between these two now is that Edge was Matt's friend and he fucked Lita. Never mind the tag team history that cemented both of them as WWE mainstays. And I'm not even saying it to be funny. They just won't mention it because it was too long ago. Hell, they never even mentioned that Edge and Christian were brothers back when both of them were teaming together on Raw this year. Why would they mention this?

Because midcarders don't get main event gimmick matches.

Sorry, my barely C cups will be staying out of cyberspace. Oh, and I caught a quick glimpse of her new video, and she reminds me of Avril Lavagne 2 or 3 years ago. Not good at all.

Is it the one with Joan Rivers and her daughter?

Normally, I'd argue that shouldn't be a factor, but Lita does look older than her 30 years.

What channel does Canada have the pre-Emmy thingy?

Actually, maybe she'll get fired after her run as a heel. We have our PUNK RAWKER~! face chick now in Ashley, and Ashley is quite a bit hotter than Lita...

It was some sort of DQ. This is where the story about Taker "not feelin' it" came from.

I really do think that the rubber match will be at Taboo Tuesday as a Last Man Standing (Fans choice **winkwink**), rather than this cage match being the blow off. LOTC, I can't take credit for the idea, but I can expand on it. I think that there is no way Matt's winning the blow off. Just call it a hunch. But I say that Edge wins at Taboo Tuesday and the next Raw, boast how he beat Matt (of course, it'll be by devious means because heels simply can't win cleanly it seems with even-steven booking). This will be the Raw he attacks Lita (just a Edgucution or something), saying that the one thing this feud made him realize is what trouble a piece of ass can cause. After that, he can move to Smackdown and be a real hated heel while also being credible. Maybe Matt and Lita can kiss and makeup, but I frankly don't care. The point is Edge can move to SD because the only heel after this month's Eddie feud is Orton, and they're obviously saving that match for Wrestlemania. Plus, besides Eddie, he'll be an actual heel to boo. He'll be better than Eddie even, since Eddie will always have his fans.

Why would Kane go to Spain to learn to fight? Because it rhymes with his name?

So the guy that gets traded to wrestle for the World Title will lose while the guy who won decisively will wrestle for the IC Title against the guy who doesn't have a finisher? Well, I'll say this: it has happened before, but someone predicting it will happen again saddens me.

Worse case scenerio! I doubt anyone will get that, but oh well. Yeah, but that RVD bladejob I was talking about, the camera man zoomed in on Rob while blading. Just horrible all around.

Yeah, anyone who doesn't think RVD will intially be feuding with Carlito over the, shock of all shocks, IC title, they're kidding themselves. Hell, only two more wins and he catches up with Jericho in title reigns! And the idea of Shawn, HHH, and Flair reforming DX is great, especially thinking about Flair. By great, I mean me giggling for the next hour about Flair.

Ah, go free PPV's at a local restuarant. This is going to blow, but the people making fun of it will make it somewhat entertaining. Anywho... John Cena Vs Angle Cena, because this feud is a carbon copy of his last three feuds. And if he doesn't win, he'll win it back at TT or Raw. HBK/Masters I agree with the predicted "Shawn pins Masters while he has the Masterlock on". Seems the most even-steven ending they can do, so yep, they'll do it. Hardy\Edge I know they're extending this until at least Taboo Tuesday, so I say Matt wins so Taboo Tuesday with a "fan-picked" stipulation (probably going to be rigged for Last Man Standing to win) is the rubber match. Carlito\Flair Carlito with this rollup with the feet on the ropes finisher. Big Show\Snitsky Let's say Show on this one. I really don't have a reason. Cade+Murdoch vs Superheroes Yeah, Cade and Murdoch because the Superheroes never win. Benjamin\Chavo Oh man, I *hope* Benjamin. Racist feuds suck. Let's say Benjamin. Trish\Ashley vs Torrie\Victoria Trish/Ashley. This match will suck when Torrie's in the ring with Ashley and when Ashley tries to, erm, do moves. Piss break.

Taker's a strange animal. He has in ring chemistry with the downright weirdest guys. I would never think a Taker/RVD match would EVER be entertaining, but hey, those two work well together. Too bad they haven't wrestled each other since '02.

Heidenriech looked like Papa Shango with that makeup. Brutal.

You call that a big rack on Ashlee? Shit, my chest could look that with a push up bra too.

That cockiness is awfully similar to Eric Bischoff...

Paul London was an attacked fan in both WCW (not sure the exact instance) and WWE (hit by Flair).

This made me giggle. Whatta bitch.

I like the network guy. Him and Eddie tonight were funny in that segment with Nunzio.

Aw, I really hope Christian isn't the only one making fun of Warrior...