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Rudo, we all have a little Cena in us. Everytime you feel the need to nod in appreciation when someone who is telling their story about growing up in the hood, you've got a bit of Cena, yo.

The HHH/Steiner one at No Way Out also got shat on, before it even started really. An obvious one is that Booker/Bagwell match before the Alliance.

Cena's homosexual? Ohhh, is it one of those things that the more you make fun of something, to more likely you are that something?

Maybe Lita will "see the light" and reunite with Hardy storyline wise and they could be the perfect storyline couple while fighting the EVIL~! Trish and whoever is free that month! And both will get an awful reaction because everyone will agree with Trish when she calls Lita a slut and Matt will looked pussy whipped. Yup, sounds like WWE writing to me. Honestly, I have no idea where they could go with him after this, other than in the position he was beforehand. Because honestly, do the fans actually care about Matt Hardy, or just the scandal of this feud? I suppose he could feud with Kane (again), but Kane's a face and lord knows Raw has hardly any faces right now that are staying beyond Summerslam.

(“Floggin” Molly Matthews is strolling down the hallways with two bottles of a sports drink in which the label has been blurred (looking suspiciously like the non-OAOAST endorsed Gatorade). She’s obviously looking for someone in particular, as looking in random rooms would be weird otherwise, even for the ever strange Molly. Her face brightens up as she looks in one of the women’s change room. The cameraman peeks in, hoping he doesn’t get his ass kicked my a bunch of half dressed females, but breathes a sigh of relief when he just sees a dressed Jade Rodez!) MOLLY Jade! There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you! JADE Um, hey Molly. You’ve been looking everywhere? Where else would I be? MOLLY Oh, I dunno. Catering? Calvin’s office? The production truck? How was I supposed to know you’d be in a random room like this? JADE Random room? This is the women’s change room Molly… MOLLY We have our own change room? Wow! Guess I can take my stuff out of the janitor’s closest…want a drink? (Though a bit surprised at the sudden change of conversation, Jade gladly accepts the water bottle) MOLLY So…I hear you have a match against Valerie and Constance tonight. I was thinking, since those two valley girls interfered in my match last week, we could team up and wreak havoc. I hear you’re doing awesome in your training from the grapevine. JADE Thanks Molly, but I have a partner already. I know how much you want to get your hands on them… MOLLY (sighing) Oh well. Guess I’ll have to wait in line and get my hands on them next week. Anywho, good luck in your match tonight! That punch of vodka should sure get your blood flowing! JADE (spitting out the Gatorad-erm, I mean, generic sports drink) VODKA? I knew it tasted familiar! You spiked this with vodka?!? MOLLY Well duh. I put vodka in everything. Doesn’t everyone? Geez, what a weirdo… (As Molly exits the room, Jade just shakes her head) JADE And I thought I would be the weirdest girl here! Hm, on second thought, this actually tastes pretty good…

Well, if he continues being a bad version of Austin, yes, yes he will.

The thing is, he DID have personality when given the chance. His matches against Triple H showed alot of in-ring charisma. Hell, his match with Shawn Michaels, especially the beginning of it, showed a lot of personality. His backstage interaction with Jericho showed personality. When given the chance, he can show personality. The thing is, when the writers are giving him absolute garbage lines about the GM's breath stinking and making him look like a complete loser to a guy that no one gives a crap about (Masters), it's tough for someone to show personality and have the fans care about him. His opponents are so bad that he can't even show personality in the ring, something he has proven on more than one occasion he can do. It's hard to fault the guy for not getting people to get behind him when honestly, he looks like as much of a loser as a Heat jobber looks.

He got to show quite a bit of character during that mini-feud with Triple H, and he succeeded. Here was a guy that was just a heel and had no heel-to-face transition all of a sudden in the ring with the biggest heel of the show. And you know what? With the cockiness of his heel persona, he was over. The fans liked him and got behind him. While he was feuding with Evolution, it was fine. But then WWE decided when he got the IC title that he shouldn't do anything of note, because really, a title holder doing something of significance would just be a silly idea. You're right about the Jericho feud/interation. His facial expressions are one of the better ones in the company, and his reactions to Jericho, while they were feuding and while Jericho was doing that mini phase of "I don't care about wrestling" was excellent. But then he pissed in someone's coffee, lost the IC title to a guy who has no finisher, looked like a loser at every turn in that so-called feud, said something oh-so-clever about Bischoff's breath, and now losing the Chris Masters. Geez whiz, I wonder why no one wants to cheer for this guy?

Until the writers need someone to make Cena look good. It's pretty well a matter of time before the two have a title match. Maybe it'll be at Survivor Series.

You know, if he does the HOF at WM XXII, I can see Benoit introducing him, but practically every Canadian on the roster coming out and giving him an ovation. Well, it doesn't have to be only Canadians, but you get my drift.

Murphy's Law is that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong. So the worst possible thing will happen, no matter how inconceivable. Ah, children.

I thought a ratings analysis a while ago showed middle aged men were the main audience.

Nah, he needs a warmup first. That's hilarious that these two would come back on that night though. The perfect time to revamp everything will be spoiled by the "huge return" of HHH and Flair. So it'll be like how it's been since 2002. Oh boy. Oh, but he maybe a face! Yep, that totally changes everything! Instead of late '02, it'll be like early '02! Hey, and maybe Cena can play the role of RVD. Oh, wait a minute, Rob will be able to play that role again.

NOTHING can de-black Shelton than that comment. Hell, he could come out as Kerwin White II and still wouldn't be as de-blacked as he was during that 5 seconds.

Sounds like a plan.

I don't think London has the comedic chops for that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dunno. He's not the same type of funny that Jericho is, but London strikes me as the guy with the incredibly random humour. You know, like that friend you know who can make a boring night fun again by doing something pretty stupid and random...

Aw damn, that's a good idea. Now I wish I was taking time off!

Oh no! I'm just planning on doing something after AS, so don't depend on me.

BTW, for AngleSlam, I'm good for any match. If PK wants to extend to AS, that's cool. But I could also do something else. I wouldn't count on me for anything beyond AS though.

Maybe so, but most fans associate cruisers with highspots, and without those or having characters, they won't be getting over.

I'm not too sure if I believe this yet, but if it's true, why ban the SSP now and not when Kidman injured himself (more than once I believe) and Chavo?

Domi to Leafs

(A shaky, home camera recorder cuts to a bar, which we see Brodie in there, making her way through the crowd. Of course, since most are OAOAST fans, they part to the side for her in case she feels like randomly killing them. The camera makes its way towards where Brodie is sitting at the bar and the person filming persumingly sits besides her.) BRODIE You got my money? (The camera nods, and after a moment of shaking, a gloved hand produces a plain, white envelope. Brodie immediately opens it up, counts what's in it and gives an approving nod.) BRODIE Good doin' business with ya. Oh, and when everyone finds out who you are, they are goin' to freak. (And with a final laugh, Brodie gets up and leave as the camera is suddenly turned off.) COLE Just disgusting! (It seems that Ashley Street agrees with Cole's assessment, as the AngleTron shows her shaking her head in disgust.) COACH Ashley obviously feeling the disgust at her friend getting nearly life-threatening injuries for a mere $7500. Our hopes and prayers are with Jenny and her recovery.

(We pan to Calvin in his office and for the first time tonight, he's chillin' like a villian, yo.) CALVIN Finally, some time to just sit and relax. This job isn't *too* stressful so far. (And because of Murphy's Law, the door swings open much to the chigrin of Calvin and in comes...Crystal?) CRYSTAL Hey, you're not Josie! When did this happen? CALVIN Way to pay attention to the programming Crystal. Hello, I'm Calvin Szechstein, you're new General Manager. CRYSTAL Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm hear to talk about a vacation. You see, I have this, uh, great grandmother and she's ill... CALVIN This wouldn't happen to be the same "great grandmother" you've been "taking care of" for the past month, is it? Because according to these papers Josie left behind, you've been gone for a month on a PAID vacation. Quite frankly Crystal, for a so-called Upstart, you don't seem very motivated to show up the Originals. In fact, ever since 2005 hit, you pretty much have been slacking off. Maybe Josie didn't notice, but I sure as hell have. CRYSTAL Slacking off? You're talking to the Female Phenom here! CALVIN Uh huh. Well, I never really bought into your hype, and I'm not about to now. And another thing... (Calvin's would-be rant is interrupted by the door being swung open again, but instead of a snobby, slacking female wrestler, it's the X Champion, Peter Knight!) PK I know you gave me two weeks off Calvin, but I don't need it. I was to defend my X Title tonight! None of this resting crap! "YEAHHHH!" CALVIN Peter, you know I can't let you go out there tonight after that brutal match up you had on Sunday. But hey, if you're feeling up to it, I'll let you go next week, in a match of your choice. CRYSTAL WHAT?!? (Both PK and Calvin turn their attentions to Crystal, a bit confused at the sudden outburst.) CRYSTAL You just give him what he wants on a silver platter? Talk about biases! That's not fair! CALVIN You on vacation doesn't help this show at all Crystal, although it would certainly make my job a hell of a lot easier. Knight wrestling, he helps this show. CRYSTAL (scoffing) Yeah, right. This never-will-be? PK Better than being washed up after 2 and a half years in the company. And since the only time we ever met is when you were stalking me to win that 24/7 title 2 years ago, why don't we have ourselves a little matchup next week, huh? CALVIN Hey, I like it. Advertised matches are money. It's booked! CRYSTAL Uh, fine! I need a tune up match after taking some time off anyways! Oh, and just like I took that 24/7 title away from you, I'm going to take that precious X-Title of yours too! (Crystal storms off of the office, huffing and puffing as Peter turns to Calvin.) PK Women. CALVIN Tell me about it. At least you won't have to deal with her week in and week out.

Exactly. And a reason to have a match wouldn't have to be worried about. It'd be self-explainatory, which seems to be a WWE writer's best friend.