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Is that blonde who fucked up the Canadian? Way to disgrace Canada douche. If the black haired girl wants to be a wrestler, why doesn't she, you know, train?

The blonde in the leper print better get voted off first. She's strange looking.

Oh, like Grisham doesn't add to the doucheness already?

I think it's clear that Lita isn't drinking as much as Edge. Edge is channeling Flair and like Flair, he's prone to short title reigns. Flair wouldn't drink a girly fruity drink like that. Psh, what are you thinking? And I hope you're right with the Lita thing.

Why not? It worked for Snitsky. Ummm, that was a work. Haas legit knocked Lillian off the apron.

I hope Lita isn't trying to act drunk...because she's doing a terrible job. I love Edge getting drunk off girly drinks though. That's cool.

How could you mistake a 130 pound women for a guy 100 pounds more? Sorry, sorry I'm being picky. EDIT: Oh, nevermind.

So a girl who can't shake her ass and another girl who's only dance move is a twirl? Grrreat.

The night is still young my friend.

Kristal has an amazing body!! Watch Smackdown at all? Her implants are horrible. She looks like a messed up Barbie doll.

Ashley who won last year signed a 3-year contract extension a few months ago. Didn't Christy sign an extension at one point too? Look where that got her.

Except the black chick. Kristal, was the obligatory black chick (I believe for season 2, but maybe 1) and she's still employed. So they've done their quota. Duh.

Be Yourself, which you must admit, is a bit ironic.

Did Edge turn into the stereotypical gay man for like 5 seconds there, or is it just me?

C'mon now for a Diva match it's not..horrible. At least Torrie isn't in it. The poor girl can't even do a clothesline properly and she's been involved with wrestling for what, a decade now? Well, if Torrie is the standard for women's wrestling...oh boy.

Melina looks way better than Lita did tonight. Agreed. Melina looked less fake than usual....that should always be the goal.

Eeesh, this match isn't very good at all....and didn't Melina face Trish and hold her own last year sometime? Why is JR so surprised?

Her ring gear is surprisingly conservative....looks good.

Oh geez, not Lita talking!

Test's self standards aren't too high, I suppose. If those matches are "great", hey, at least he'll be hitting that lowered bar of expectations for great often.

I don't know if it was the norm for him, but I saw a Davey match against Dynamite in Japan, and it was a pretty darn good match. Anybody else ever see his solo Japan work and would like to comment?

Especially if the competition doesn't mention you.

Ripping a poster is a misdemenor? Oh boy.

You'd think the WWE.com editors would take off the caps...sheeesh.

Retrospect! Let's see if the 2004 description still fits.... Pretty accurate so far. Good clean fun? Not quite. And no dimples or perfect teeth...but still not bad. I hope that long haired blonde guy doesn't break my heart! Ha, no.