CanadianChick

I really hope I don't end up in a strip club.

You could be a diva. Hopefully this doesn't change the standards for females getting hired. I would hate to think that the 'ol "blond, thin, big tits" criteria is ineffective now. Perish the thought!

Click here I thought this little part was funny:

That was actually a pretty decent match until, I think, Hunter ran in and ruined everything. I could be wrong in terms of the details of the finish though. UYI Yeah, Rob frogsplashed Micheals, pinned him, and Triple H ran down and pulled him off at two. Pedigreed Rob on the outside and then beat up of HBK.

Fair enough. I'm not feeling all these Diva rejects coming in. The fans didn't care about them during the contest...why would they care now?

You know, it'd odd that RVD would have a personal trainer. He'd seem to be the last guy to need one... Is this the first time Rob's had a female valet or has been in an angle with a girl?

Two Undertaker incidents: 1) Angle and Benoit both had their submissions on him for a good amount of time in a three way dance. Anywho, they both release it realizing they can't both win. They fight, and no more than 10 seconds later, Taker is back up, chokeslams one or both of them, and wins the match. Just brutal selljob. 2) No selling Lita's shot to the balls.

Oh the Hardy confusions are funny. JR: "If I was Jeff, I wouldn't get any closer to Taker with that ladder!" King: "What if you were Matt?" JR: "Uh, him too."

Not the biggest overreaction, but Cole calling Josh Matthews 130 pounds. Come on now, give the guy some credit. He's at least 150. Teenage girls are 130 pounds.

I don't know if a face turn is really necessary. Can't he just break away from Evolution and not have the feud with Trips? And no, I don't think Batista could be in Randy's spot, if for only one reason: it's hard to sympathize with a monster. Yes, there have been monster faces in the past, but as a top guy, like Orton is getting groomed to be? I find that tough to believe.

Ah yes, I totally forgot about Charlie.

Although she gets on Raw more than:

He said that on WWE.com. I'm pretty sure they look over that stuff before putting it online, so it's no big deal, I'd assume.

But the Jericho/Benoit thing made NO sense. They proved Triple H right. The two things I'm intrigued with are if Edge meant to spear HHH or Maven, and if Maven will be pissed next week due to Jericho and Benoit doing EXACTLY what Triple H claimed they would do.

I actually didn't think Nidia was too bad. She was improving very quickly. It does upset me that WWE is going back to T&A. What happened? They were doing fine a year ago.

So, during the main event, was Edge trying to spear Maven or Triple H? And will Maven be pissed next week because, well, Triple H was right? Everyone tried their hardest to make Maven win for easy pickings? Are they teasing tension between Batista and Triple H? Will they ever mention Edge and Christian being brothers? Anyways, good Raw.

now he is... Hey, at least it was a fine specimen of a man who did it. But with that stupid god damn running hug. A hug? Maybe that's what you need AS! The world is a wonderful place! Smile, be happy!

now he is... Hey, at least it was a fine specimen of a man who did it.

Please don't tell me Jericho is out too...

So RVD was the only face eliminated? Colour me shocked. Although I guess SOMEBODY had to stop Angle from the leaving the ring.

From Meltzer: "Shelton Benjamin vs. Christian is up now. Benjamin won with the t-bone after escaping the unprettier and surviving lots of interference by Tomko. They really displayed Benjamin's athletic ability here. Very good match. We're 2-for-2. Angle and Edge met backstage. Angle read his book. He's the only one. He didn't like how he was portrayed in Edge's book. Angle is running down Edge, and Edge is playing babyface in the skit. Eugene met Angle backstage. Eugene was in awe of Angle. Eugene chanted "You suck" at him." How was Edge playing face? And why?

Well, it kinda makes sense. They're the only real tag teams on Raw that have lasted longer than a month.

Name one person they've hired in the last 5 years who hasn't sucked. But they look good. For people hired for their looks, most the male announcers are ugly and awkward looking.

How ditzy does the new girl sound? She's worse than Torrie...

Wow, let's stop right there. There is NO way you can convince me that Rey is less pushed than RVD. Equally pushed, I can maybe see. Maybe. But far less pushed? IF the choice is between Rey and RVD to main event on a random Smackdown, it'll be Rey, no doubt. Rey will be wrestling Angle while Rob will be wrestling Dupree for the 2039 time.