CanadianChick

Oh, but do you have Flintstone pogs? I think not.

*sighs* Okay one of you Lesner fanboys, 'fess up. Who's is this?

Thunder? On PlayStation? Wohoo! Erm, I mean, uh, WCW video games suck! Yeah! Okay, now to win the World title with Hogan...

That would be funny, but kind of sad at the same time.

Sorry RVDMark, I feel the need to argue, as a fellow RVD mark. RVD Vs Ballz Mahoney, Anarchy Rulz '99 was NOT good. RVD Vs Sabu, Guilty As Charged '00 wasn't very good either. That might be a biased on my part though since I don't like Sabu at all. RVD Vs Scotty Anton, Heat Wave '00 was decent, but not good. RVD Vs Rhino, Anarchy Rulz '00 was boring. And Iggy, I agree. RVD does have a weird chemistry with Jeff. The only matches Hardy was involved in in his last part of his WWE run that could be considered even close to good involved RVD. Well, he had a good match with Jericho, but the point still stands.

Why would WWE even let RVD have an interview? I know it was orginally to promote his comic store, but you just know that Rob would speak out. He spoke out of freakin' Byte This, WWE's own internet show, for god sakes.

Welcome Edgeheads to an abbreviated version of the Edgeucation. Before I get e-mails complaining, there is a reason. I'm leaving for the airport as soon as my big ol' fingers type this bad boy out. I have an appearance in Toronto, followed by 10 days with my mom, and my buddy Mike's wedding. This means no Edgeucation next week. I know, I know, like Lance Storm would say, I'm slacking, but fear not, I'm home for quite a while after that. Moving on to not-so-important matters, my summer of rock continues. On Tuesday night, Bubba Ray Dudley, his better half and I attended the Skid Row, Vince Neil and Poison concert. Hey, I still enjoy good, fun rock 'n' roll, and I've always been a Skids fan. During Skid Row’s set, it was relayed to me that the band wanted me to sing the shouting chorus on one of its new songs, "Thickskin." CHEAP PLUG ALERT: It’s a song which is on Skid Row’s new CD, of the same name, released last Tuesday. I pulled it off and, surprisingly, actually got a pop from the crowd. From there, I went to the side of the stage to watch the rest of the set. They closed with "Youth Gone Wild," but not before guitarist, and buddy, Dave "Snake" Sabo handed me his guitar and pushed me back on stage. OK, I've only been playing four months. At first, I was the proverbial deer caught in the headlights, or a crowd watching a La Resistance match. I quickly snapped out of it to hear Snake tell me they were in G. From there, I was a Pete Townsend wind-milling machine (OK, maybe not quite, but it's a cool visual). I also just realized that three-fourths of the people reading this will have no clue who Pete Townsend is, but oh well. Suffice it to say, the Edger had a great time on stage. I can definitely see why Chris Jericho enjoys Fozzy so much. It's a completely different rush from what we do, while still sharing so many similarities. After the show, the fun continued on the Skids bus. Now, for those of you who know me, you realize I'm not much of a drinker (except during the hockey playoffs). Between my trip to Calgary and this week, I think Bradshaw would have been proud. The Skids had a beer funnel, and this was a new experience for me. It was also a last experience for ye olde Edgemeister. After two, I tapped out quicker than Doink to a Crossface, or quicker than I did to Lance's. This was followed by Chris' baby shower, which once again ended with your faithful leader somehow slightly inebriated (maybe more than slightly). After some intense games of drunken Balderdash, it was time to leave and get some rest at my mom's this week, where I'm sure she'll fatten me to immense proportions. Thankfully, my weight is back up to 245 pound, which I have not sat at in a while. Mom should get it to 250. Time to hit the ol’ Edgesack (not literally). A lot of the female demographic seem to be interested in who I would pick for a Diva for a manager, if I felt the need. While Stacy Keibler and I would be very tall and very blond, I somehow see Trish Stratus and I doing some cool things (get your minds out of the gutter). But I think I'd have to go with my girl, Lita. I believe we could do some cool, innovative stuff together (once again, minds out of the gutter) and we look like polar opposites. Actually Gail Kim would work too, what with the matching PVC trench coats, and it doesn't hurt that I find Asian women beautiful. But to be honest, I like flying solo. That way, if anything goes wrong, it's my responsibility, no one else's. Once again, according to my very unofficial poll, it seems SmackDown! is the show that I should return to in the eyes of the fans. I have to admit, I see my opponents, who right now would be Eddie Guerrero, Rhyno, Big Show, and now Brock Lesnar, and that excites me (in a manly way, of course). Plus, it looks like Kurt Angle needs some serious help. Well, every time I take an extended break I ask for feedback, so I can return to thousands of e-mails. My query this week involves little ol' me writing a book. Would you read it, especially if yours truly actually wrote it? No ghostwriters. Or is it too soon? Let me know. Until next time, you have been Edgeucated.

God has nothing to do with it. I do. MUAHAHAHAHAHA~! Well, you rule. Tom=the new God.

I don't think I even want to bother. This ignoramus isn't worth my time. He probably doesn't even know what I just said.

Please, PLEASE tell me you are kidding when you said that you've never heard of the word "coherent".

Will he be "Sugar" Shane and have the same entrance as he did in WCW? Or will he remake <===== ?

Oh for the love of god, why can't people get banned for stupidity? You say you're 14? I know 8 year olds who are more intelligent than you and can actually write a coherent sentence. It's this kind of crap that shows how awful the education system is.

Why did you put quotations around Internet and Monitor?

You didn't even answer my question, but nice try.

How about Survivor Series '01? Isn't Torrie and Lita on the cover of that one?

I feel very girly for this, but AWWW!!!

Goddammit, i *hate* this 12 year old. I Rather Be "12"(Im Really 14) Than " 4 " Like You.If I Told Everyone Who I Am,They Will Bash Till I Leave Here. So Hate Me You Behind The "Monitor".Its Pretty Sad That You Hate Someone Over The Damn "Internet". Why did you put quotations around Internet and Monitor? If you are trying to be witty, at least make your posts make sense.

Actually, in Vancouver, he did get some heat.

If that happens, I will not be a happy camper.

The only thing that could be weird is if the women's title is a four way fatal match too. Other than that, I'm perfectly happy with this as all four guys get to be on the card.

Good. It wouldn't of made any sense not to have Tajiri in it.

Ah, I think you may be looking at it a little too hard. Just a thought.

Director of Edgeucation:Canadian Chick You're damn right I am!

What exactly is my position?

I guess I should have spelt out the numbers...a better effect I suppose.