Aero

The Prison match was just horrible. I'd say a contender for worst MOTY. Meltzer pointed out the same thing I was wondering... if it was this bad with Big Show, how bad would it have been with Khali? 20 minutes of build, only for them to both lightly fall through the cage wall. I liked the sound effect at the end of 60 second door intervals, though. The main event was good enough, and Chavo's chairshot was sick. How about that random shot into the crowd and the John Cena kid yelling "YOU CAN'T SEE ME."

So did the board die?

Teddy makes it Big Show vs. Taker in the Prison match up next.

Teddy makes it Big Show vs. Taker in the Prison match up next.

Big Show attacks Taker backstage. Helms won in a pretty good match, BTW.

No mention of the Cruiserweight Title being on the line.

vs. Helms

Matt Hardy's out...

Finlay retains by hitting Regal with his own boot.

Boring chant... the crowd just can't give a shit.

Does anyone in this company read WWE.com?

Oh no, Teddy Long.

Sign in the crowd: If Benoit shows up, we riot.

Hooray for red, white, and blue ropes. Londrick vs. Pitbulls to start.

wrong place n/m

WWE.com has the 'Cole Report' where Michael Cole describes the Punjabi Prison match. There's some bamboo, spikes, and barbed wire involved. It has four small doors or something, and you win by escape only. They're still saying Khali's involved. Edit: I'm sure no one will be disappointed, since it doesn't seem like many are ordering anyway.

Just a stupid thing, but I hope they bring back the red, white, and blue ropes like they did in 2004. Yeah, I ordered.

Unless WWE.com actually warned ahead of time (which they haven't) that there isn't a Punjabi Prison match, then they have to go through with it, especially since the "What match are you looking forward to most?" poll has it winning with more than 57%.

I've read it's Mr. America... seriously.

The monthly post-PPV Jarrett-approaches-the-announce-table-yelling bits are annoying. At least this one was short, though.

And the internet rejoices...

WWE.com says Carlito vs. Shelton for the No. 1 Contenders spot for the IC Title... How many times does this make for Shelton jobbing to Carlito? Although, I could see a no contest or something to make a rematch for Vengeance, but more likely Carlito will win.

Well, it's already #24 on IMDB's Bottom 100 List.

Well, there's no one credible left on the Smackdown roster who doesn't already have a match, so I would assume it's someone from ECW. Maybe Big Show, but it would be really stupid to job him or Batista at this point.

God must not want this Mark Henry / Batista feud to happen. First Batista got injured around Rumble time, and now this. I'm not one to be happy about injuries, but I can't say that I'm disappointed that Mark Henry may not be on TV any more.