The Czech Republic

prob'ly

first? sick

He could. I'll admit right now, I stole the name from a Steve Allen anecdote. He had to do an appearance at some bush-league TV station for an interview, and some intern who didn't know Steve Allen was asked "what's your name?" "Steve." "....Steve who?" "....Hitler. My name is Steve Hitler." The intern then proceeded to introduce Allen to his manager as "Steve Hitler"

Hey, do unto others.

I hate the "first guy posing, second guy posing, both guys posing now FREEZE" style they use

Exactly. Steve Hitler just wants to be one of the boys. When he realizes how hard it is to get respect, he sets up a blog called "My Struggle."

"Edited for accuracy," one of the most tired running gags on this board

I support Kotzenjunge's bid for a day in his honor, for as our fearless leader he is unquestionably worthy.

I'm gonna give the point to Barron on this one

Touch 'em all, Chave!

That was good for a chuckle, like many things related to hair metal

I swear by this one.

WHy is everyone so sure that's Anglesault?

It's not so much that you drive a minivan, it's more about the degree to which it fits you perfectly. I'll bet it has old-ass bumper stickers on it too. I'm also guessing it's green, but I'm less sure about that than the bumper stickers. No, it's red and has no bumper stickers, unfortunately. It's my parents' old '91 Plymouth Voyager that has become mine to use whenever I'm at home or whatever and need a car. It's really ugly and is in the late stages of death.

If it's any consolation, I don't drive it very often. Gotta stay in EricMM's good graces.

Hey guys, I drive a minivan.

I'll hit five years in September. If I had the discipline to do so, I'd leave and never come back at that time.

I've also been here way too long. Longer than Kotz. I need another board vacation

Scott Keith's Biggest Fan would be proud

TYPICALLY AT THIS JUNCTURE IN THIS TIRED PREMISE FOR A THREAD, A POSTER DECIDES IT IS THE PINNACLE OF WIT TO NOMINATE HIMSELF The Czech Republic, lol

Hey Lovey, Ege Bamyasi is pretty good.

At least when this folder gets too unbearable for Spoon, he can run off to the prick board. I've still gotta slog through Pit member idle chat.

Same here. With pizza, pasta, vegetarian chili, etc, I have no problems being meat-free on Fridays without having to eat fish or other seafood. Niskie will eat shit on a Friday night, but not beef

I know Newfie jokes are your redneck jokes, but are the other Maritimes supposed to be instant punchlines too? Halifax seems really nice, as far as I can tell.