The Czech Republic

Should've gone to the Nubile French Ladies gathering like I did.

Yes, people simply cease being smart west of the Appalachians!

DA, maybe if you let them keep going, she would've returned the favor with a handjob and he might've yelled "Hadoken"

You used to be in the NFL? NFL = Newfoundland NO SHIT.

Agh. It doesn't need a freakin' roof or Family Fun Fair. It's one of the few pure ballparks.

lol, you said homo

Romantic

I give it an 0.6 Rando

Boy, thanks a lot

No, it was a Mexican restaurant, they were referring to one of the waiters

I haven't read it, but it seems like a big favorite among uninteresting people. You know, an easy way for them to say "hey, I read books!"

"Time" Pink Floyd geez, people

Bob's workin' blue tonight.

OH GOD BURN IN HELL BOMAR They arrested the guy for drinking beer at a sporting event? In Oklahoma? Utah, I can see, but I thought you guys were better, Dama

Whoa, what was with Damehome there?

Now would posting MX and TSA's heads on that one just be too offensive for its own good?

Well, here's a picture of a raccoon fucking a dog.

I might get a Corolla or Focus to replace my minivan.

Ah, the white Eddie Winslow makes his appearance.

So what prompted this, anyway?

Now that's how you right this ship.

lol, starvation I really like BBQ/Southern food, Chinese, Mexican, Thai, German, and Swedish. Jewish, too, if we're gonna consider deli sandwiches, bagels with lox, and potato pancakes to be Jewish cuisine. I'm no longer into Polish, because the kind waitress at the White Eagle did not tell me that duck soup is actually duck blood soup. I thought it was chicken soup with duck in lieu of the aforementioned fowl. Italian food does not impress me; I'm not a pasta fan at all. Also, weird how for everything that the English have done right, they can't get the whole food thing down.

Catholics can be pretty unbearable this time of year. I remember once on a band trip, we went to a Chinese place, and this girl was like "well I know what I'm NOT getting" and I said "why's that?" and she gets really indignant and goes "Okay, look. FIRST of all, it's Friday. SECOND of all, it's Lent. What do YOU think?" Should've said "I think you're a bitch" or something, but I didn't want to cause a scene.

From talking to Fridge, he sounded really pissed that Milloy dared to sign with the Bills.

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