The Czech Republic

Yeah it's blowing out to left today but my God three homers? Good thing they were all solo shots, but still. Rusch is not pitching well at all.

It's like Rusch is trying to pitch his way out of the rotation. Everyone's at least getting to the warning track, and Dunn+Griffey have homered. EDIT: GOOD LORD ARROYO HAS HOMERED TWICE AGAINST RUSCH GET HIM OUTTA HERE

REGULATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUNT UP!

Jim Tracy needs all the help he can get.

Pirates are awful, yeah. The Royals at least have Grudzielanek, Graffanino, and Sanders this year. They could win like 68 games with them.

Yeah, man, justice sucks. Get Whitey.

Glad this is still around, guys.

How can you ban that.

Even more: Talking Heads '77-More Songs About Buildings And Food-Fear of Music But back on track, Key Lime Pie When I Win The Lottery-I Was Born In a Laundromat-Borderline

Oh, I was just amused by how many references the MLB pages made to "Colon gets pounded by Yanks" and stuff. New Busch is beautiful, by the way. I like it a lot. I'd make an adventure down to St. Louis for a Cubs game but I guess every single ticket has been sold all year.

Wily Mo Patterson Hey, I started a week 2 thread

"Colon hit hard in loss to Yankees"

It's supposed to be in the high 60s, so the ball may travel a little better on a warmer day. Not like it matters when Lee and Barrett are hitting them out of the park on cold wind-blowing-in days.

The Tiggers are down by one to the Sox in the 8th and probably have to face Grand Wizard Bobby Jenks soon. Come on, Shelton!

Call me Anglesault on this one, but somebody's gonna have to explain this whole "skits on albums" thing to me. I'm not even gonna raise a stink about it, because I like this thread concept, and I don't want to derail it like I derail all the other music threads. So just clear this up for me and we'll be back on our way. I mean, everyone says they're dumb and don't add anything to it. So what's the point of skits?

So is "Wreckless [sic] Intent" like "Forceable [sic] Entry"? What's intimidating about wreckless intent? That just means you were actually acting in the interest of safety. I'd hope that guy swerving around in the other lane without his headlights on has wreckless intent, because I only wear a seatbelt if I'm the driver, and even if I am and therefore are, I'd still rather not be in a wreck. I thought we had evolved beyond "spelling words wrong has attitude"

bump Rain Dogs Singapore-Clap Hands-Cemetery Polka Pleased To Meet Me I.O.U.-Alex Chilton-I Don't Know Another Green World Sky Saw-On Fire Island-St. Elmo's Fire Those are all 1, 2, and 3, in addition to being sequential. Neat! Berlin Lady Day-Men Of Good Fortune-Caroline Says I Funeral Neighborhood 1-Neighborhood 2-Une Année Sans Lumiere-Neighborhood 3 is a 1-2-3-4! punch, but Neighborhood 4 never gets off the ground so no 5. And besides once you're calling half an album really awesome you're treading beyond the premise anyway.

Calling Zack Malibu's girl gimmick a cunt was also a bannable offense. My Eyebrow Is On Fire should still be reinstated. Oh, and Anglesault didn't do anything.

Yeah, fans suck. Mark is the new smark.

"It's Hard Out There For A Big Shitty Oaf Who Has Been A Contractual Albatross For Ten Years By Spending The Majority Of The Aforementioned Timespan On The Sidelines With Injuries"

It's because they went to radial-arched nameplates. If they kept vertical-arch they'd be 6-0

That was like my most fragmented disjointed post ever. A real word salad, if you ask me.

SMALLBALL?!?!?

Ball four! Ball eight. Ball twelve, and Rick Vaughn is making his debut with the Cardinals here.

OHH, I was thinking Benton as in Benton Township, up by Zion and Winthrop Harbor. My mistake. A rare geography slip-up. EDIT: Yeah, you're down by Cairo and Mount Vernon. That's way south.