The Czech Republic

It makes your urine smell

I think they baleeted it.

Yeah, 1960 was tough for me

Stadium, schmadium. "Arizona Cardinals" is pro football's Instant Punchline.

as if Mole is qualified to judge what's real and what's not

Some upgrade.

One other factor in this: the Steelers are an old NFL team with a lot of history and playoff appearances in their time. The media is going to focus on them as much as possible, since they're the most recognizable team from the two by a longshot. The media is dumb. Well no shit they're going to focus on the Steelers. You know how if you try to name all the teams in the NFL from memory, you always go "there. got 'em all. no wait, one short. Shit, what is it? AGH THERE'S ONE MORE WHICH FUCKING TEAM DID I FORGET"? That team is the Seahawks

Remind me again why it's my sworn duty to hate John McCain. I think he's a good guy.

What a conundrum he is.

Don't worry, I'm actually aware of what I'm doing here.

Who? Mike Jones. WHO?

Was nobody above drenching the drums in reverb in the 80s? Not even the Smiths made it through without ridiculous drum tracks (Still Ill off the top of my head) I've liked what Camper Van Beethoven I've heard so far, btw

Pre-Taped Call-In Show. Let's do it.

Like, he was funny when I was 14.

Okay, I didn't really read any of that, but the point is, it's incorrect usage, it's not that clever, and it makes you sound like you don't know the right way to say it. I mean, I think they're a bunch of whiny, shallow, subversively racist, disingenuous pantywaists, but the correct term is "Democratic Party."

I think every school has that. Curry, did you hang out with the theater kids as well?

Don't use that smiley if you're gonna mock losers.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Scotsman any longer.

"...and Matt doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me."

I'd get a high-mileage car. I don't care about cars. It's always been a point A-point B deal to me, nothing more. Just get me the cheapest means to do so. Automatic transmission, too. Fuck a bunch of "stick is the only REAL way to drive a car! it's a sport of MEN!" It's an extra thing for me to fumble with at something I don't even like doing anyway.

The time I drank two Mountain Dew Amps and washed them down with a Code Red is as close as I've ever been to an altered state of consciousness. I just remember running. A LOT. Around my neighborhood and my house. Then I watched the Sklars do stand-up and it was at the time the funniest thing I had ever seen in my life. I passed out for like twelve hours at the conclusion of it all. I've never touched one since.

Those are still unbelievably tacky shirts.

PODCAST IS A BAD WORD "Comments Which Don't Warrant A Radio Show"

Do people who call it the "Democrat Party" know how uneducated they sound? Like, I see what they're going for, but it's at the expense of their credibility.

Who?