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Garrison isn't his real first name, its Lance Vince decided the best way to debut him was by giving him a stupid haircut and an even stupider name I know, that's why I said that. Why change a perfectly good Lance to Garrison? Damn stupid-ass writers. Unless you're extremely over in another promotion before coming to the WWE then you can't have the same first name as somebody else on the roster. Look at regal...they made him a William because of Austin And Shane Helms a Gregory!

"Ah, I don't care if my heart fucking walks out my god-damn throat and says 'fuck you Denis I'm outta here,' I'll eat all the motherfucking raw beef I want! N'yah! And I'll smoke two packs a day too, how do you like that, heart?"

Johnson's idiocy is not to be underestimated either. I don't care if the Joker is in his signature, I don't care if fucking Benoit, Haas, Benjamin, and Angle are having a group hug in his signature, I still think he's useless.

Who cares? "UseTheSledgehammerUh" is a great name. But go ahead, cut a promo on him, Undertaker-style. This is our yard. And we're the big dogs. You wanna play fetch? You play in the same yard with the big dogs. You can't have your own yard. And if you can't play with the big dogs, we're gonna eat 'ya.

Austin is done in the ring. He's not entertaining. It's a lose-lose situation. "Oh my God now that Johnson is Mr. J he's sooooo awesome"

I take it I was supposed to have a dry chortle when Regal said Wilkes-Barre was a beautiful city?

Flair=Past HHH=Present Orton=Future Batista=n'hey, n'ga, he he, the...FOURTH DIE-MENSION!

Bonnie and Clyde, people.

The Critic?!? YES! "Are you prone to having blackouts?" "No." "Are you prone to having blackouts?" "No." "Are you prone to having blackouts?" "No." "Are you prone to having blackouts?" "No!" "Fine then Mr. I Know Where I Am At All Times." "Okay sorry." "Are you prone to having blackouts?" "...yes." "Okay. Now there's a little vision test? You see that eye chart over there?" "Yeah." "Okay, you pass."

Wow we've certainly turned on Mr. Van Dam, haven't we?

Have they confirmed that Rue (no last name, this IS WWE) is taking Velocity? Maybe they'll surprise us.

Agreed--Timberwolves should be with the Bulls, Bucks, Pistons, and Pacers. I don't know what we'd do with Cleveland--stupid NBA

What the fucking fuck. Take a look at the middle of Exhibit A. That ugly mustard alternate is still around? Does that mean somebody purchased one? I suppose it's passable despite the Christmas tree scheme, but somebody said that writing the full team name is bush-league. Oh. Right. http://www.nhluniforms.com/2000s/Images/Canucks3.gif It's too big to post here. Teams like the Predators and Coyotes have only two or three ugly jerseys, but Vancouver, always on the cutting edge, decides to put out FIVE abominations. That thing just plain baffles me.

No guys, 28-32 is prime, 33+ you decline, do you acknowledge this? AHH I MENTIONED IT NOW PRIME GUY WILL RETURN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Because when you think hockey, you think cattle. The Devils seem to slowly move around the ice not unlike a herd of cattle

Why is that? Toronto was in the West for a few more years after that and both teams were still contending until Roy left, IIRC. So now tell me that I recalled wrong and clarify

B-b-but the Nuggets, they have 'Melo! 'MELO, BAH GAWD! I like six divisions for 30 teams. That's the best way to go if you insist on having that many teams.

Well, even so, it seemed like the bad shit really didn't start happening until shortly after the awesome early 90's run... Yeah, apparently Bill Wirtz didn't know who Jeremy Roenick and Ed Belfour were so he ok'd their releases as he blindlessly signed their checks, which he even admitted to, saying something like "I don't know who these people are or what they do. I just sign checks." Losing the Chicagoan Chelios also hurt. I also omitted The Mistake On The Lake as a painful moment.

I thought the Wirtz family has owned the Blackhawks and the Chicago Stadium since like the 40s. Other painful Chicago Sports Moments: The Bears blowing the game against the Eagles two years ago, another example of what I call the TCR Double-Choke Theory. When posed with an awesome combination of two teams in a final game, the two teams will lose to their respective semi-final opponents. In this case, we got a St. Louis-Philadelphia Championship game when we could've had Chicago and Green Bay. Also: Ottawa and Minnesota-->NJ and Anaheim, and oh of course... The Cubs blowa 3-1 lead against the Marlins. Nuff said. The Chicago Bulls firesale after the 1998 win. The bottom dropping out of the Chicago Blackhawks last season thanks to the actions of Theoren Fleury. We could've taken 2nd, but instead almost got 4th, behind Nashville. NASHVILLE! I hate the White Sox, but I'd say the loss of Old Comiskey Park and the renaming of New Comiskey Park were both pretty low blows to the team.

How does this guy do it?

My feeling on this major issue is that I concur with using "Fatty McFatFat."

My 8th grade social studies teacher: "Amelia Earhart is one of the greatest women of the 20th century." 8th grade TCR: "If she was so great she wouldn't be dead." teacher: "You're getting a detention for that"

I don't think I ever had one reason to hate the state of Nebraska, let alone another.

As has been shown in the NHL. ::cough-cough::Tampa and Washington::cough::