The Czech Republic

It will indeed be good, because the Cubs won their season series against the Yankees, I believe

Here's the bullpen in the 3rd inning...again.

I believe this is a reference to the contact and high risk of injury present in wrestling in comparison to ballet. I don't think it's fair that if you don't shake the hand of the injured Sergei, you'll get sent to the back line on stage and forced to work the Royal Winnipeg style. This ain't pro wrestling.

If Clement decides to not suck the CUbs will win.

Here's hoping Dontrelle has the same longevity in this Cubs game in Florida as he did last time...

I've come to the conclusion, after reading this thread, that in the same fashion that believe it or not, TheGame2705 is GAY; that Ripper, say it ain't so, is BLACK.

I remember you...you sucked

Normally I would call this a frivolous lawsuit but sicne it concerns Limp Bizkit I wholeheartedly favor restitution.

As it was revealed in the Smackdown thread, I've developed some rather shaggy hair as a result of evading the hair-cutting place for five months. I heard it all. "Oh my God. You look horrendous." "Nice hair, loser" "Get a haircut, hippie!" "Damn TCR is ugly" Well I've had it! It got worse today. Everywhere I turn, references to bad hair. I turn on the TV first thing in the morning and see a promo for The Mullets. As if that wasn't bad enough on its own, I realized what a sordid road I'm on. That could be me! Next commercial? Why, the Visa commercial with notorious clean-cut hair fiend, George Steinbrenner! So I'm bored and I page through an English book. Inevitably, I randomly turn to the tale of Samson and Delilah. There was more but I'm sick of typing. Obviously, a message has been sent to me. Cut your freaking hair, because you're ugly. So I will do that soon and hope that I can get myself on the right track and stop being so hideous.

I recommend "Take It Or Leave It" from the Complete Bitches Brew Sessions. Banky are you a trumpet player also?

690 people in a 600-seat house. Apparently they over-printed the tickets and we had 400 left, freaking us out into thinking there would be a pathetic attendance number, but we ended up going standing room only and filling the pit and aisles with extra chairs. It was a success in every way.

Oh brother, even I could do a better gimmick than this if I tried.

He was a wrestlin' man, about seven feet tall He could strangle a bear and live to tell it all, Big John. But he sure was a hoss and he made it well-known, When you messed with him he wouldn't throw you a bone, He'd just tear you apart from limb to limb, And ain't nobody wants to mess with Big John. BIG JOHN!! Big John. BIG JOOOOOHN! A big bad John.

Well all i can say is that was one of the most electrifying concerts I have ever been a part of. I received a lot of praise for my public speaking and my solo on Feelin' Alright. And of course our star. I have unlimited respect for this man. Maynard is 75 and still actively touring and while he's not at his prime, he can outplay so many people out there. It's amazing.

8!!!!

Yeah if they didn't have that cool theme music they'd be the suckiest sucks to ever suck when it comes to coverage

I'm giddy with joy

That makes the Marlins the wheelchair...crippled.

Third inning! That's equal/better than what we did to Dontrelle this season

Gary "The Napoleonic Creep (thanks Dennis Miller)" Bettman. He's a real idea man. If *I* was running the NHL, the home team would wear white, the old divisional nomenclature would remain, the WHA teams would prevail, and all would be wine and roses! On the sweaters: I thought the Hawks were in the Twin Cities until I realized that the building was dead silent. I really feel for Toronto fans who have to put up with those wack-ass inverted sweaters at their home games. Blue text on the white leaf just looks wrong.

Il a voulu! That still doesn’t make it right. I think the Upright Man is being an uptight man.

I remember that game on channel 9...that was what, 4th, 5th inning he was out of the game? Nice work it was

I see no Opening Night Thread...this whole Hawks game is depressing. Nothing happening, no names, red sweaters, empty house...dismal.

I wanted a name that would make me sound huge and important, so I came up with "I AM THE ALLIANCE." Then I got banned, so I was going to have another huge grand important name, like "The Great Russian Empire." Then I decided that was maybe too big and overblown, so I scaled down to an important but mid-sized nation, that being the Czech Republic.

While Taker has been on the upswing, it might not be a bad idea to go out in March with a win over Kane.