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Why do people like Johnson all of a sudden? He's even more annoying as Mr. J now.

We had one last year Exactly. I remember one before that one as well. Here's how this one would go: "Lilian, I am the voice of WWE." (boooooo) "Sorry Howard, but you're not the #1 man around here anymore." (yayyyy!) "Trust me, Lilian, I am ALL man." (oooooh!) "Let's see about that!" ::pulls Finkel's pants down:: (yay!!!) "Nice work, Lilian." ::poses, spits water:: (no reaction)

Horizon probably has cheaper rent, as well as consistent sellouts, adequate amenities, fewer event conflicts, and I don't know about you, but I'd feel safer in the suburbs than downtown Chicago.

Well, we have been long overdue for our "Finkel wants his #1 announcer spot back, but Lilian beats him in an embarassing match to prove that tradition means nothing" angle.

By the way: my final decision as to the best gimmick poster is dual-personality Upright Man, his best post ever was like: "You should ask The Upright Man about being a fag, since he is an expert in this field. The field of being a fag. Because he is one."

Yeah, I saw that on the ticker. How did the Bears get the lead? How did they already blow it?

Single-offense spamming is a plague onto the Internet everywhere!

Get annother browser. You can log in under annother name then. For example, if you use IE, get Netscape. Or send the name and password to someone else and get them to try it for you. I've got everything under control.

Just wait, Dan. I haven't even brought in MY huge gimmick poster yet. I would, but I'm not sure if my e-mail account that this account is registered with still exists, and if I log out of TCR, I can never get back in because I forgot my password, and can't get it back if I have no e-mail! Aghck.

Wrestlemania XX's theme better be the classic Wrestlemania Hymn or the later WM theme that Linda used.

You're missing out than. Everybody should give puroresu a chance. There's just so much great stuff out there to be seen. If you're a wrestling fan you owe it to yourself to watch it. Fantastic, fantastic stuff. I might watch puroresu if I had it available to me. But right now I know nothing about puroresu except that Mitsuhara Misawa was really high on the PWI 500 once and I didn't know anything about the guy. I don't think I even pronounce "Puroresu" correctly: is it pure-oh-ress-ooh?

Downhome, I said it about Bob, and I'll say it about you. You suck at liking teams.

How's Chiefs-Broncos going? The only game I've got is Raidaz-Bears on WBBM. And get this: they're losing.

True, but I'd rather see a genial galloping green penis take Zoofus. (Ooh, that sounds weird.)

I think Thumbtack should release the mighty Cockstrider to do battle with...Zoofus.

"In a shocking turn of events, Walter Payton has regained the all-time rushing title, proving that nobody's gonna beat Sweetness"

Is this dinosaur the Cockstrider? http://www.hotarubi.net/junk/rarr!.gif "The elusive Cockstrider of Netheril"

I think you're thinking of Baltimore, where back in the days of NWA shows at the Baltimore Arena, the Maryland Athletic Commission would stop matches or shows for excessive blood loss.

I don't know why he's not Devil Advocate anymore. What is he now? A spider enthusiast or something? And I really hope Jeff Hardy isn't the Jeff.

Big Show shat a midget? Huh??

The Un-Canadians? "Well if you don't like Canada, bah gawd, just don't go there!"

Where did this come from anyways? In Canada the stereotypical Englishman is drunk and violent. Sort of like a Scotsman without the kilt. I think it must just have to do with discrepancies in American and Canadian cultures, as well as us really not knowing what Britain is about. Most Americans, when asked about the English, will associate Shakespeare, castles, London, and the royal family. Oh and Austin Powers. We think the British are superior, but we resent it, so we mock them with our stereotypical English butlers. I think the Canadians have more of a British influence on their culture and can make a more accurate stereotype (?) than we can.

Out of curiousity, how could one answer that? Descriptively

Dawn Marie could be sharp. On a side note, I remember hearing that Jennifer Capriati referred to Title IX as "Title Icks."

I liked Triple H in DX, and then didn't like him in that brief phase during the Corporation when he was just kinda there. From when he started using Higher Brain Pattern and when he won the belt, I was the biggest HHH fan that I knew. This continued all the way to the quad tear, and even to the Royal Rumble. But by No Way Out 2002, an event I was at, I realized HHH wasn't the same, and that's when the HHHating commenced.