The Czech Republic

I hope Smoltz's arm falls off and he passes out

There are some hot women who are deceptively smart, like Trish. Torrie strikes me as one of those who isn't deceptively smart.

Those stupid Canadians, they're also uncivilized. They live in igloos and steal the names of our football for their hockey teams, those darn hosers.

Why didn't I get to start the thread for Velocidential? I'm ON fucking Velocidential! Geez. And to the sleeping guy up there, I enjoyed the matches we got before Smackdown.

What an upset. What a prick. I hate Bob Barron.

Clement was making me think he doesn't suck and then he goes and sucks. At least Estes isn't in the rotation

I tend to eat entire pizzas for dinner. I think I just have a high metabolism that I should take advantage. Also, very thick hair, which I've been taking advantage of. If I wasn't doing something about it this week, HHH would be after me for stealing his heat.

The Nashville Predators don't tickle your fancy? Oh say it ain't so...

Well at least I know I'm not overweight

Final Fantasies IV, VI, and VII, easily. Huge awesome games

They are not, because the Sens sweaters are ugly.

I hope that Edge, Benoit, or Eddie gets a title reign, or a Royal Rumble victory. Call me crazy, but I'm tired of Angle-Lesnar Hot Potater, and another main event with those two is inadvisable for WMXX.

Sometimes it looks okay if I put it back with a sweatband, or part it somewhere. But now I must not part my hair, but part with it. Idear: I can make a before-after photo with one side of my head shaggy and the other clean.

Sheffield's got a boo-boo. For a second I thought Prior hit him in the balls.

Every time Moises Alou is up to bat I have to say "WHO'S YOUR MOISES NOW?" in an Edward G. Robinson voice. Braves are falling apart!

As one living in Central time, here's hoping the frickin' A's and the Giants both go out so as to not make me stay up later than I need to.

I would say "Hi Sable"

Yeah Trish is hotter without the push-up, I think. Like at Raw X

My interest has been piqued. Holy crap! It's Trish Stratus and Rene Dupree!

To my credit, I wasn't too jackass-y, and the "people beating me up" was my friend fake-punching me during a dull spot during Velocity tapings.

Way to forget to mention me JHawk

How do Jaromir Jagr of the Washington Capitals figure into this?

Must be the increased CANADIAN content at the beginning... I'd say it was the Czech content.

I'm like so totally looking forward to looking respectable for the Maynard concert now

So I scored some hott tixx for Tuesday night, and I tohught they'd be on the side by the aisle, but NO! Fourth row facing the main camera! I'm all over the show. I'm an idiot in an ornage hooded sweatshirt jumping up and down like a little kid. When Cena was out I had my hood up, throwin up gang signs. I bowed for Tajiri, yelled "WE WANT ULTIMO DRAGON!" when Kidman came out to dead silence, and took part in the "Brock Ain't Shit" chant. It was great, a great show. People around me also punched me in the head occasionally. So there I was.