The Czech Republic

We need a Bill Wirtz picture to shoot at, seriously. That dude fucked up his team more than all the owners combined. "We're thinking about trading Jeremy Roenick, Mr. Wirtz." "Whatever"

Colorado is nothing like the Red Sox. Stay out of the hockey threads, Choken, you said you don't even like it anyway.

Sorry, Fonzie, you're not cool enough for my clubhouse. TCR = Grand Mason Of The Club

And Stephanie wobbles, but she won't fall down

But the point is to have a wrestlers' union so they can have leverage on their own.

I think another Jersey win is what elicits the "eh." While I feel obligated to hate Detroit because I'm from around Chicago and our teams used to be rivals when the Hawks meant something, the Red Wings are at least tolerable whilst the Devils are outright reprehensible.

Anybody else a fan? They started in Wisconsin and have been slowly spreading southward into Illinois, and possibly further. Their food is the best, and the custard is great. Share your thoughts here

I know right? At some point you'd think they'd just stop caring and let themselves be the worst team ever.

Predictions that matter for me: Sens over the Avs in 7 for the Cup Chicago Blackhawks finish 4th behind STL, Detroit, and Columbus. The uniform inversion will distract the hell out of me. The Devils will bore the hell out of me. Postseason finishes: WEST: 1) Colorado 2) Dallas 3) St. Louis 4) Detroit 5) Minnesota 6) Vancouver 7) San Jose 8) Calgary EAST: 1) Ottawa 2) New Jersey 3) Tampa Bay 4) Toronto 5) Philadelphia 6) Montreal 7) Long Island 8) Atlanta

I did it for you

Tazz: "Brian Piccolo?" Josh: "WHO?" Me: "Dumbshit?"

I say this: Cubs in 5 Giants in 3 Red Sox in 5 Yankees in 4 Cubs in 7 Red Sox in 7 Cubs in 7 Apocalypse thereafter

OMG Clubhouse Warfare! Ready the water-balloon grenades and Nerf darts, Zack's goin down!

O'Haire looks girly with that hairstyle. Not Crowbar, he's all man.

No, not Spurs-Nets AGAIN!!! Stern will see to THAT.

They're playing in Portland. Sure why not.

Yeah catch me kicking you in the face for stealing MY thread. It's all I've got, dude.

disregard

If I worked in WWE and staged a walkout only to be sued for breach of contract, I would contest on the grounds that my contract was not signed in that very ring with the fancy red carpet set out, thus it's obviously not legally binding. Unless of course it was signed in the ring with the carpet set out, in which case that would be pretty freakin' cool.

January? That's it? Aw.

Hey I'm excited too, but geez, I have standards.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. Pirate says "Gimme a drink, matey." Bartender says "Aren't you aware that there's a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?" Pirate says "I know, and it's driving me nuts!"

Adam and George!!!! Didn't George The Germ show up recently?

Atlanta must now go down. Sorry bravesfan, but you suckas is doomed.

So this is BREAKING NEWS on channels 2, 7, 9, and 32.