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I concur with Incandenza. So now that we have the board up and running again, do we really need Banky around anymore?

They cut out the word "Federation" from "World Wrestling Federation Champion." They can still say the full name, can they not?

"Ritalin? Is that a football helmet?" I concur with myself.

What did I miss that was especially weird, Nevermortal? Though I will agree after last week and the nipples that something is up.

Shit! Did I miss Dragon?

I thought I heard them say he was from Kansas City...

Let's seriously write to Woody Paige asking if he's ever considered applying for an announcing job, and if not, that he should. Come on, all y'all gots to love Woody and the blackboard (which is white)

My favorite remark about them being idiots was I believe Jester's: "I wish I could work for a company where I could say 'I think we should hook up jumper cables to his crotch!' and not only would I not get fired, but they would actually use my suggestion." *If I misattributed, please tell me who deserves the massive props.

The failed Bradshaw push...ah yes. Who had it worse: Overpushed Cowboy Bradshaw or Masturbation Advocate Faarooq?

To continue the feud and eventually build it up to when Austin finally wins, it is actually a big deal? That was one of the main problems with the nWo. It never got blown off. The nWo just eventually collapsed in 1998, then re-formed, then collapsed, then re-formed as nWo 2002, then morphed into nWo Jarrett/Harris Twins, then collapsed, then re-formed in WWE, then got disbanded by Vince in an interview. The "NWO had no blow-off" thing is really a big urban myth. The entire angle was blown off in 1999's Slamboree. It had DDP winning the World Title and crippling Hogan in the process, sending Hogan away for several months so that he could come back as a babyface that fall. It also had Nash, after spending months ducking Golberg after having Scott Hall taser him in order to beat him and the whole fingerpoke of doom debacle, getting the crap beaten out of him by Golberg.... I think the blowoff should have been Starrcade 1997. My idear: As a one-year anniversary gift, the NWO buys Hogan a bonus belt called the nWo championship. It turns out that the belt's use is that when Luger wins the belt around Road Wild, he unwittingly signed a match for the worthless NWO belt as opposed to the World Heavyweight Championship. Dumbshit Luger. This way, Hogan's reign as WCW champ continues, and he later wins the other belt back anyway. Sting is a-hangin' in the rafters, and is pissed off about how Luger is mocked. He finally breaks his silence, and challenges Hogan. Hogan agrees, on the stipulation that Sting must defeat every active member of the New World Order to earn a shot. One loss and the shot must be forfeited. Sting embarks on this task, systematically dismantling the B-Team, Japan Team, up to Buff, Savage, and finally the Outsiders. When he reaches his final match with Scott Hall, ever-clever Kevin Nash lightly taps Hall with a chair, disqualifying Sting and giving the NWO a win. J.J. Dillon comes out to contest the decision. He says he has had all he can stand of the NWO, and says that if Sting is granted his shot and loses, he will relinquish control of WCW to DiBiase and the NWO if Sting loses. DiBiase ups the ante, saying that if Hogan loses, he, as the official money man, will formally dissolve the NWO upon a Hogan loss. THe match is signed. Building up to Starrcade, Hogan gets the better of Sting in various confrontations. Before the show, Hogan and some NWO cronies jump Sting. As he recovers, he mumbles to himself about things like desparate times calling for desparate measures, and breaking out, and other drivel. Hogan enters first, and as the Crow music plays, the NWO laughs about the injured Sting. After the Crow music fades out, Man Called Sting plays, as Sting comes out in trenchcoat with the bat, and removes a mask resembling his facepaint and long hair to reveal the classic Stinger, who goes on to dismantle Hogan from bell to bell. The next night, the NWo is dismantled, with most members being suspended, others kept because they held titles, and Hogan being "fired." Later, it is revealed that DiBiase conspired with WCW because he knew the NWO was on the downturn and he needed to cut his losses.

Put them with Paul Wight: Big Show, the movie buff Small Sho, the indy-rock concert-goer Asai Show, the circus freak

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Hope to see you there, David.

This just struck me as funny amongst the other results.

I was just wondering about my idea, if the TV won the Hardcore belt, would it get its own action pose in the match graphics? Maybe have it bounce back and forth in the grand "now move, and move, and move, now FREEZE!" style.

Which would be subsequently negated when people decide that the superior cure for impotence is not Viagra, but to simply just "jump-start" their balls.

How does one become a member of ThemeTitan? Does one want to?

of course you wouldn't...

Bradshaw lurks here, and he's not too happy with your little adventures. Boobshaw, you're next.

Russo almost beat him to it when it was planned that Ric Flair was Stacy's dad. Actually that would be a double-play of adultery AND incest! Nice work!

I have a lot of respect for Michael Cole. He went from not being able to tell his ass from a hole in the ground to surpassing Jim Ross in quality. Is there any truth to the rumor that Head Of Talent Relations Jim Ross intentionally hires mediocre and indistinguishable announcers like Loyd, Leary, Coach, et al, to make himself look better? I guess he figures now matter how much he declined, he'll still seem decent in front of an army of Sean Mooneys.

I think he should play a 1920s character and come out to Duke Ellington, but not "Take The A-Train," because that would just confuse everyone. I elect "Such Sweet Thunder."

Back in the days of the 24/7 rule, I always thought it would be a good idea for a fan, real or fake, to jump the rail, count a pin on a guy, and say "Here is your winner, Steve!" then security beats the crap out of him. Of course I also thought a television should fall off a shelf and pin Steven Richards to the ground so that the TV won the belt, so what do I know.

Yeah, glad to see Henin won. However... AWWWW, FUCK. Nalbandian?!? What's this guy's deal? He's just kind of there and inexplicably succeeds. Completely boring compared to Roddick, Agassi, and Ferrero. I was pulling for El Anoyuaiauaieaoiui.

My favorite Dumbshit Rapper Story is when C-Bo, I think his name was, was on parole, and released an album containing lyrics relating to "fuck my P.O." and other such murder-related threats...back to jail he went.