The Czech Republic

Skulking over the terrain, wielding a thorned whip, cometh The Czech Republic! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry: "Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!"

An odd bunch, but no stranger than most religious sects. I respect their clean living, but it's all the right things for all the wrong reasons. You should refrain from tobacco and alcohol because it's bad for you, not because of anything some false prophet says. Likewise, you should wear underwear to prevent yourself from staining your pants, not so you can be protected from a vengeful God.

This thread will not be complete without "Paul Is Dead." Unfortunately I forgot most of the details so you guys will have to help me out.

Five songs but still twelve tracks. It doesn't matter how they subdivide it--it's about forty minutes of absolutely great music from start to finish. Best Floyd album ever, maybe?

Over here, most people haven't got a fucking clue who half those bands are. History is forgotten. "Pink Floyd, what does he play?" "the band is just fantastic, that is really what I think oh by the way, which one's Pink?" Far too many people are channeling Roy Harper's immortal line these days. It's pathetic.

Dear Diary, I know when everyone's around at recess I bully that new French boy Sylvan, but I just don't want my friends to know that I think he's so dreamy! What should I do, diary? I'm so confused. When ever he smiles at me, I melt inside. But I don't want anyone to make fun of me for liking "green-yay," as they call him, so I have to say I hate him. But when I'm alone with him, I want to help him get the experience he needs. Well, it's time for the Afterschool Special, so I'll write back tomorrow, diary. xoxoxoxoxo Bubba

D'oh! I knew I forgot something. I like that one too.

I'll be cheering on those Vikes because they're playing the Packers. With all these quarterback injuries, Favre is next, I hope.

I hate the Packers and their legions of northern redneck fans that plague my everyday life. Break Favre in half, whoever-you-are-on-the-Vikings.

How do you feel about the Mormons?

Led Zeppelin's great music will live on forever. People will forever hear Stairway To Heaven, and want to hear more. Same with Pink Floyd. As long as there are pissed-off high school youths, The Wall and Dark Side Of The Moon will sell.

I'm annoyed at that British publication that said Radiohead was the best band of all time or whatever. I'd expect that ignorance from dumb Americans, but the English? The country gives us the Beatles, the Who, the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, the Kinks, Pink Floyd, the Clash, and Jethro Tull, and they pick Radiohead.

His stunner's just a more dramatic variation of the stun-gun he used in WCW. I thought the Stungun was the Hotshot, when you get the guy held up like a spinebuster but fall back so his neck bounces off the rope. By the way, yes, the seminal Stone Cold Stunner was different in that he took a little longer to position the guy and I think may have gotten off the ground a bit more with it. It wasn't the fluid motion of the KICK-WHAM-STUNNER we see today.

I met Bret Hart at some point when he was US Champion. I got a chance to talk to him for a minute or so, and told him my favorite matches were his ones against Owen and Austin.

I always thought your name was a play on how Jarrett couldn't carry WCW as a main-eventer, hence he "choked." Is that it?

I agree. Christine Lakin got MAD hot in a short time.

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"There's no business like Shu business" is so befuddling it deserves its own thread as well.

You and your Zeppelin hate is getting to be too much for me. I won't say Jimmy Page is the best guitarist ever, but he's not #70 either. It's just that I've seen you bash Led Zeppelin several times before, and it really makes you look like you don't know what you're talking about.

The answer is Woody Paige. He's a hick, just like Jerry and Jim. He might like wrestling. He's funny. He can offer expert commentary, as he's been sued eleven times.

Of course, Angle stole Shamrock's move, but you could make the argument that Angle's is better. You could also make the argument that there isn't enough to an anklelock to say one is better than another.

YET ANOTHER DAMNED TCR CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE©: If you're really uninformed, go to page 32. If you're being sarcastic, go to page 56. If you want to fight Bowser, got to page 173. Page 32: Yeah, Afterburn is the Smackdown recap in syndication, formely "Metal." Raw has The Bottom Line, formerly "Jakked." Page 56: I guess. Rumor has it there's also a show on Monday nights, but I don't want to try to verify it in fear of my personal health. Page 173: Sorry, Downhome, but our princess is in another castle.

Haven't Weekend Update people traditionally done that anyway because they're not great sketch guys? Dennis Miller never seemed to do much outside of Update, likewise with Norm, who felt he wasn't good at sketch (but he's done some very good stuff, despite what he thinks). Colin Quinn didn't do much either, which is probably a good thing.

I can't think of any other company where they would discourage potential employees from having an interest in their potential place of work. So if anyone can help me out and list some other ones, I'd appreciate it.

Unbelievable, fucking pathetic. Oh shit, don't worry man: only about 70 places behind cock-n-load Kurt. I knew the guy with the Battersea Power Station in his avatar would agree with me.