The Czech Republic

1. Did you mean "obscure?" Dennis Miller is anything but obtuse. 2. The marriage of convenience line is also in his very good Clintons rant in his book "The Rant Zone." I recommend it. 3.

My only skill in dodgeball was being the guy who made the shots to bring everybody back in. Otherwise, I was useless. I was like the Special Teams of elementary-school dodgeball. Oh well, Capture The Flag > Dodgeball.

Why not go all out and discuss March-April 2005? If they can manage a big venue in 2005: HHH Metrodome: Hunter will demand it! Plus it's the only place that can boast more plastic than the Divas roster. St. Louis Dome: Good wrestling town, if they can get 70,000 in there that would rock. Louisiana Superdome: Good way to reinforce the "Super Bowl of Wrestling" deal. MGM Grand Garden(where Halloween Havoc was): That was a big place, I think, and could work. Georgia Dome: Another big dome conducive to a big WM. Olympic Stadium: "TWOOOOOOOOO" shalt echo throughout that big ugly place. And Shane can do a dive off the phallic object on the roof! If business is not good: United Center: not huge, but bigger than most buildings. Joe Louis Arena, Tacoma Dome, New Orleans Arena, Charlotte Coliseum, et al, likewise. REALLLLLLLY BAD: Any high school gym.

Yeah, over the course of a year I tried and failed at three e-feds and gave it up because it was too time-consuming. E-feds suck.

The hell they do. The guy who runs it is ALWAYS champion. I had the best character when I did e-feds in 8th grade, I was "The French Champion" Jean Lutte. I was La Resistance before La Resistance. I cut all my promos in French, declared myself a titleholder, invented my own cage match, and various other rebellious things. I always got kicked out or jobbed out.

I don't know what the deal is with my hair. It's growing down past my ears and in the back it's flying out towards the sides on its own. Plus I usually part it on the side or in the middle. With my emo glasses, I call it an Educated Mullet. (Also: a good punk rock band name)

EIGHTY-FUCKING-TWO????

Answer this, please. Why is it no matter WHERE you are in the nation, a Wal-Mart will have people with Confederate paraphernalia and southern accents running the place? Illinois and Wisconsin both have this phenomenon, and for all I know, the same in Massachusetts, Washington State, Nova Scotia, et cetera. Do they have a Redneck Factory down in Bentonville, Arkansas, and the deploy hicks to each Wal-Mart location?

There's nothing to love about the 90s! I was there--it sucked. It's a decade of ignorance and apathy. You'd have to call it "I Sorta Like The 90s...I guess."

Yep. Selig's lining the infield with chains as we speak.

I know what Cole was getting at, but I will maintain that there are many various better ways to say what he's trying to say without using "they want Angle's ass."

Big, fat Asian guy -- oh, who by the way, ISN'T ASIAN. You can make an argument that Polynesians are of the Asian race. But I think he was from Cleveland.

Actually, I dug most of Smackdown. However, I did wonder what was the deal when Cole said everyone wants Angle's ass. And the lack of WGTT, Undertaker is boring, blah blah blah. But Smackdown is less crappy than Raw.

Um, I think Edge came up with the Facgime after he and Christian argued over whether it was a regime or a faction.

She's gotta do something about her voice, vocal therapy? Something

Is it just me or are the screens bigger? Stephanie looks okay tonight

Angle: "Screw this bitching, I'll take all y'all on"

God forbid Vince is the next man in or this ring might just fall apart with all that star power

Looks like Undertaker is gonna school Brock about respecting Angle.

Brock is feelin' it

Yeah, if any part of your body breaks the plane of the ropes. When the fuck has "Doctor" been spelled with a "J?" I don't know. "Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for Bargain!"

Yeah, it's the "parallel plane" that Coach always brings up for every rope break. "It's that parallel plane, you just need to touch that"

So they make Benoit's win look bad. And then embarass him further after the break.

All in good time, 1inch punch, all in good time. And now Rey versus Nunzio...nice