The Czech Republic

I am nucking futs. I'll just play it on my old Casio keyboard, record it, upload it, and provide a link.

The X made it. Question: what would they have used if he DID get injured legit? Because the X would thus be cancelled out by being part of the work. Double X? Triple X?

All you guys have is the Thomas & Mack Center, that's why

No, not that song. I like that song though. Maybe I should try Ozzy?

Necrobucket doesn't exist! I swear I am soooooo frustrated right now. I could just listen to the Loop until it comes up in the rotation again, but that wouldn't lead to me looking like an idiot on the board, which is always a prime objective, of course.

Shut it up. Shut it up, you. You don't know my frustration right now!

I'm pulling for Cleveland again this year as my Other Team. Man last year was painful...

Yeah I know...Chi-Town Rumble and all. I want to know why all the WWE shows are in Rosemont and not downtown at the United Center. I know WCW had exclusivity there for a while but for a big thing like the Rumble, they can get like 23,000 at the UC if they try. But then again I like being in the nicer neighborhood for the show, no little ghetto kids coming up to me asking for $20 to be my security and stuff.

My God it does Debut this man NOW

*Vince panics* Yeah. I strike fear into Vince's black heart.

Linda tidying up the home in Greenwich...they think that's ratings gold, sadly.

His theory is "why pay four guys for one match when you can pay two guys for a match and the other two for another"

(Wayne being asked by Stacy if he's going to the Gas Works) NO. NO!

The TCR Troll has 4356 HP and 508 MP. He's weak against fire-elemental attacks, takes half damage against gravity-elemental, neutral against holy-elemental, and absorbs HP from ice-elemental. He is found in grass terrains, and usually has a Wyvern in battle with him.

Trolls. Every board has them. But some seem to have more than others. We are stricken with a sizable amount of those of the bridge-dwelling persuasion. As a service to the newer posters, I would like to help you spot a troll, or prevent you from becoming one. TYPES OF TROLLS 1) The Prime Troll (numericus harassicus) is an interesting foe. He preys on those who foolishly leave their SN in their profile. Once he spots his target, he will attempt to lure his victim with small talk, before asking "28-32 is prime, 33+ you decline, do you acknowledge this." If you say yes, he will leave you alone. If you say no, he will trap you into a lengthy time and energy-wasting debate. The Field Guide advises you to say neither yes no no, but simply nothing, so that he just yells "NO SELL." 2) The Brain Troll (oxymoronicus pesticus) is a curious specimen. This troll is apparently from another board. The Field Guide forgot which one. (DDT?) His main line of attack is evidently to be flagrantly stupid and annoying. The Brain Troll is often banned, and a minor threat. 3) The Prince Paul Troll (poeticus decepticus) is quite hard to deal with. This once-normal creature joined the dark side at some point. The PPT likes to enter as a beign new poster, and when nobody is suspecting it and all larger predators such as Dames and Dr. Tom are not lurking, he will unleash his attack, and in the style of Final Fantasy monsters, "reveal his TRUE form," by suddenly writing "PRINCE PAUL RULES ALL READ POETRY FUCKTARDS." Soon, the troll is dealt with, only for him to incessantly return until a flagrant error causes everyone to lose their posts. 4) The Psuedo-Troll (insipidus normalis) may be the most insidious enemy of all. This species is the widest to be found. The Psuedo-Troll is not really a troll at all, the same way a peanut is not truly a nut. Or a pea. The Pseudo-Troll is one who will contribute nothing of any merit to the conversations at hand. The Psuedo-Troll is often capable of providing even more mind-boggling stupidity than a legitimate troll, however, the Pseudo-Troll never commits a bannable offense. Several of these psuedo-trolls have a penchant for using one smiley over and over ( ) and just generally saying nothing, while some use every freaking smiley in existence ( ) and scare off female posters. The mating call of the Psuedo-Troll is "+1." 5) The Contra-Pseudo Troll (bankicus multinamicus) is a strange variation on the abovestated: while the Pseudo-Troll is a normal poster that everyone thinks is a troll, the CPT is a troll that everyone thinks is a normal poster. This troll is somehow popular, and has been dealt with in troll-apropos (and we're not talking farm implements) fashion previously, but certain genial actions granted a revocation. The Field Guide is constantly baffled by the CPT. 6) The Educated Troll (animalia subliminalis) lurks, and then comes in with trolling, but done in a grammatically clean, often funny fashion. However, his satirical actions often raise the ire of some. Educated trolls have been banned before, though it often takes more to do so. 7) The TCR Troll (postwhoreicus bohemius) is a pest as well. This specific troll likes to create words that are pure nonsense and act as if he is a clever guy. This could not be further from the truth. The TCR Troll can take any legitimate topic off course with his charming smile and rapier-sharp wit. This troll, bespectacled in his trusty emo glasses, inflates his post count in OAORaw threads, and is often seen gallivanting around in the Site Feedback folder, making insipid requests. The Field Guide suggesting avoiding this troll. The Field Guide welcomes more contributions.

Dude, one time I brought up that R2D is ALWAYS in a thread I'm reading. It's in the Field Guide thread.

I don't know, but it actually seems that Lawler's getting slightly better with the PUPPIES! thing. Maybe it's the fact that Raw has a serious women's division now? Nope, you're wrong. Lawler still = crap. Jerry out! Woody in! Jerry out! Woody in! Come on, join in guys!

"Ahh, Helmsley is a richard." "Vince McMahon is a jabroni! I've been sued eleven times!" He'd have to have his trusty blackboard (whiteboard) too.

I'm trying to convert Real Audio to no avail. I've tried outsmarting my computer several ways but no luck.

That is so awful. I can only hope you're making this up. Cruelty to animals, especially cats, is utterly disgusting. I hope some form of karmic retribution transpires for your friend so that somehow his lower spine is violently ripped from his body. If dismembering a tame, live animal, which may have belonged to somebody, is your idea of funny, then maybe I should pray for you.

More like an added distraction HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...no

iggymcfly, how can you consider Lawler superior to Paul Heyman? Heyman is one of the great minds of wrestling, and can better convey the psychology and such better. Lawler is past his prime, provides no conflict of worth. The face PBP man and heel color man is a neccessity. Over in Sports, I made the suggestion that Woody Paige of The Denver Post, apparently a wrestling fan, could be an excellent Raw commentator.

Roger > Dave Roger doesn't sing. He melodically speaks. When he does attempt singing...The Fletcher Memorial Home. Good lord. Dave > Rick > Syd > Roger Hey, I won't here a bad word against Fletcher Memorial! That song kinda shows what I like about Roger as a singer. He's not technically that good, but he can put a lot of emotion into his songs. I think it's more a case of his vocals suited the songs he wrote to a tee, rather than pulling them down. I think Roger is a phenomenal writer, and his melodic speaking can be great in places for the albums. But when it comes down to singing, David Gilmour and and even Rick Wright (VERY underrated) above and beyond.

It's a fast green show, followed by an all-seeing orange show. I'm not bothering with matches because my lineups were wrong last time.

Torrie already looks like she hit her prime and is declining