The Czech Republic

You're an asshole, Rico...should I fuck you?

I don't think there's a fan out there who isn't happy about this.

I'm "Jimm Ross," "I AM THE ALLIANCE," "Croooooow!," and "Charlie Marvin."

I wish Team Czech Republic took off.

A friend and I

Aw, I thought it was funny. Well I guess I should work on the new TGSTCR banner sooner rather than later. Dammit.

Yes. Yes he is. I just felt the need to perpetuate the neverending Jones/Jordan mix-up because somebody hadn't yet.

Orlando Jordan...isn't he that 7-Up guy? I saw him on FX.

rock and roll

"Uh, hi Trish...I'm here to clean your pool."

How about SmackDown does like a 20-minute Iron Man match every week. That would be cool.

Vince, Jesse, and Heenan as the WWF Announce Table All-Stars for WMXX. Too bad Piper fucked up.

SnackWells (don't ask, but that's what came up in my head when I saw guilt)

^^ should bring back Larry David

And that would be my birthday.

Woooo, indeed. So how far does WWF's archive of JCP go? They seem to keep surprising us. Anyway: This better be like two or three DVDs of matches and other associated content. By that I mean early Horsemen antics, the Arn Anderson retirement and (subsequent parody), and the reformation with the tuxes. But no goofy mental hospital or Vince McMahon-related skits. But that's what we'll get, in addition to verbal fellatio for HHH.

You'd think he'd be able to do more what with being in the majors for almost four years now...

What a relief. This news made my day.

I can see it now: Jericho comes out of his locker room, Batista on one side, RALPHUS~! on the other, and they accidently go into the women's locker room on the way to the ring. What about the Jerichoholic Ninja?

You wanna know why that is? Because everybody knows that Woody Paige f'ing rawks.

Raw's been on USA and TNN in its almost 11-year run, and endured several format changes. Which format was the best of those that existed while Raw was on Monday nights? For sentimental reasons, I gotta give it to the early to mid-90s USA, because it was watching Scrabble, Press Your Luck, and $25,000 Pyramid reruns that made me catch Monday Night Raw for the first time. Plus, Press Your Luck = one wicked fun game to play. USA dropped the daytime game shows and got really shitty from '96ish to the time Raw dropped it, and I didn't watch anything on USA except WWF. (Okay, I watched Happy Hour once. Shut up) TNN was cool when they were showing Taxi and WKRP and such, but it's been all downhill from there. I don't watch much on Spike TV, but then again I don't really watch much TV at all these days.

I wish he was a Magilla Gorilla, now THAT would be good TV. His tag-team partner could be Grape Ape. Then Donkey Kong could attack them both, proclaiming they stole his banana horde. Money. UYI Donkey Kong = Brock Magilla Gorilla = Batista SO who's Grape Ape? A-Train? Sorta rhymes

"Your Honor...they're bigger than kernels."

I support Cornette completely, but I don't get how his girlfriend is Synn, as per the shoot video. I always thought James E. was one of those guys who you'd never expect it, but has a really hot wife.

AND WHAT THE FUCK is with Frederick Douglass???? WHY HAS NOBODY ASKED IN THIS THREAD???