The Czech Republic

Uh, why is Gene calling this?

Trish 0wnz

Who drove the Hummer? Why it was Rey!

Dave Sahadi, where have I heard that?

it's something...she's giving Terri a run for her money

I just want to know how Ivory can be cold in the desert.

Whoa, Ivory's nipples

Well, uh, no, because this was taped prior to Smackdown.

Question: by being the world tag champs, aren't they the world's greatest tag team? God knows it's not La Resistance.

I can't focus on what should be a good match because unfortunately, i ahve to sit here and wait for the outcome of the world drum corps finals

Um, I don't think it's a live Smackdown. CONTINUITY ERROR: WGTT is wearing Team Angle singlets in the Velocity graphic, but they're wearing their burgundy singlets for Smackdown's graphic.

Ah, the Main Event Bitchslap, an unfortunate mainstay in the WWE Style. See also: John Cena Has Ruthless Aggression

As Anglesault goes nuts...

He's a-payin' his dues, oh yes sir!

If that's Andy Griffith, Josh matthews is Opie.

Oh, I get it! It's an inverted Canadian flag on his pants.

Here's EVERY DISCUSSION WE'VE HAD ABOUT ORLANDO JORDAN, EVER: Guy A: Isn't that the 7-Up guy? Guy B: No, that's Orlando Jones. Guy A: Oh. I wish that 7-Up guy.

I wish I could attract skanky plants like Orlando.

Another match they didn't announce?? Come on guys. Why isn't Orlando from Orlando? Come on.

That move needs a name

There was a first one? Well i guess there actually wasn't an official first one. But there was the whole Undertaker/Nathan Jones vs Big Show/A-Train saga. I remember no "Nathan Jones."

They didn't announce Ultimo's match! Fuckers! Ah well, Ultimo wrestles and I'm a happy guy.

Hey! DDP! Surprised he didn't call it SCUMball or SCUM TV.

Did Brian Hebner just reach for Bradshaw's crotch?

So did we give up on calling him Ron Simmons?