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"ABOBO NO WANT GENERIC PEANUTS. ABOBO ONLY EAT PLANTERS."

Dames? Hmmmm...I like where this is going. Can I throw a Lesbian Pudding Wrestling party, too? But, here's the hilarious part...it'll have the theme changed at the last minute, then I'll pass out before anything exciting happens! Then you guys can all give me shit! High-larious!

mwahahaha. *writes down* I can use this number to find out your address and GNOME you~! That's his cell phone.

Alright, so, basically, everyone else has a great storyline going for them....and I get to be the "gilligan" character? I don't like this one bit. Everyone else gets to have fun in the XXX fraternity, meanwhile, I room with Damaramu. Or Kotz. So my options are to run about causing inadvertent troubles with Damaramu, or run about causing inadvertent troubles with Kotz...which means that I'd be forced to listen to all kinds of techno all the time. My storyline sucks, man. Do I at least get a love interest?

Wouldn't it make more sense for Dames to be the dean?

...this is fabulous news. I thought that had become common knowledge around here by now, bah gawd. No, I never knew that, J.R.

...this is fabulous news.

For some reason, I picture Damaramu as the Hoss~! from that cartoon that was on MTV for a little bit...what was it? Undergrads?

Hey, people like that "Milkshake" song, and that's terrible, so....

Yeah, me and Kotz should room together.

...Gilligan? Rant gets to chase Johnson off, and I get to be Gilligan? Who's the Skipper?

....Richie?

"Volcano" is a damn good song, as well. And I agree about the backup singer. She has this smoky, sexy voice about her that just makes the song that much better. Definite recommendation to anyone that likes good music.

And Johnson will be the lookout for the WDI gang. They'll all convince him that they like him and want to be friends with him, but it's his brotherly duty to sit in the driveway and watch for cops. Don't touch the beer. Just watch for cops. I wanna be in the show....

Oh, it wasn't a monster truck? My mistake. You know, making a fake quote isn't nearly as funny as his contention that staying dressed up at your own wedding makes you artsy-fartsy. Only city boys wear them monkey suits. I'm willing to bet that Johnson wanted to get married wearing his beer hat, but the Mrs. probably wouldn't let him. And I'm sure that Johnson wouldn't care that he'd only have one seat and it wouldn't be street legal. "The cops can't catch me, dipshit! Sit in my lap, honey."

Oh, it wasn't a monster truck? My mistake.

Generally speaking, "good 'ole country boy" = "redneck". Instead of a limo, did you get a monster truck?

...I'm speechless. EDIT: directed at Kotz. EDITED AGAIN: ...."Good 'ole country boy"?

Spoon, is it really so surprising that people thought you were Human Jukebox?

You're as ignorant as Murmuring Beast. The only reason I left my tux on was for the pics. After we finished the wedding party pics they took off thier tuxes, moron. Anymore questions? You must have some incredibly ghetto friends, and must have had your wedding at an incredibly ghetto reception hall. Most classy wedding parties REMAIN DRESSED UP for the duration of the reception. Jesus, man, what's wrong with you? It's supposed to be one of the most memorable days of your life, yet your pictures look like they were taken in your friend's basement.

I have been a member for well over a year, close to two. There were a couple of mis-understandings and I got banned. So when I was allowed back I got a new join date but the old post count. Next time make sure you know what you're talking about before you step to me with your ignorant statements. You need some sex. Needs Some Sex Kotz Zack Malibu Damaramu Johnson I believe that's the official list.

It sure was nice of that guy in the first pic (your "best man"?) to get dressed up...

Double posted for emphasis, eh, Johnson? "I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY THAT I'LL POST THIS TWICE TO PROVE MY POINT!"

So, when you have sex with those nice, average girls, do you not finish?

It's Johnson, Marney. Don't think too hard about it, for logic escapes him.