justsoyouknow

Lighten up, dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp://www.yo...m/v/fbGkxcY7YFU Holy shit, it's an actual video.

No one sang Hey Jude, they have to do it again next week.

Wait, TaigaStar convinced someone to have sex with her?

And no one ever seemed to know what it meant, just that you were a loser if you didn't know how to do it.

Uh...sold Michael Wilbon from PTI a wheeled garment bag. Better?

The last CD I bought was Rihanna's "Good Girl Gone Bad" and I'll be fucked if it isn't fantastic.

Against Me! - White People for Peace

We all know that he's a Mormon, and Mormons don't believe in God.

I'd go day two, personally. The Cure, Death Cab, AND Tegan and Sara? I'd wear my tightest pants and cry all day. No, seriously.

Marvin deserves the ban hammer. Basically, he's dumb.

Hey guys - my friend's gf bought him a 52" TV and a PS3 yesterday. What are the "MUST HAVE" games for it? We're going out today to stockpile. He already has Guitar Hero for it.

And then call for them to be banned? Lather, rinse, repeat?

You guys would have no idea what to do with yourselves if your insular little community were to suddenly lose it's scapegoats.

I broke my ankle at a Halloween party dressed as Jesus and fell into the pool, becoming the brunt of "I thought Jesus could walk on water" jokes. I stuck my ankle in the bucket full of ice and stood there, Captain Morgan style, until the keg was done. Went to the hospital the next morning. It still hurts when it's cold outside, or if I put too much weight on it, and I've got gnarly scars all over my foot now, but damn it was worth it in the boatload of painkillers they gave me.

I met George Costanza at Disneyland, and he was a major asshole. I met Sean Connery at Dos Gringos is Scottsdale. He told me, "have a good night, sir" and I nearly came.

You guys are blinded by hate. There is no way that EHME is worse than Enigma. NO WAY.

Bitch, please. I'm amazing looking. Men would fuck me.

The gay club out here is called "BS" and it stands for "buttsex". I've always wanted to go to see if I could get free drinks.

I got arrested for drinking forties at the dog park by my house. I'm much more gangster than EHME will ever be.

The image of a suited, lisping man kicking an inanimate object is humorous, though.

That Castor is never mentioned in the same breath without Pollux, while hardly anyone associates Helen of Troy with Queen Clytemnestra of Greek tragedy fame, is terrifically telling when it comes to the respective natures of Gemini man and Gemini woman. The myth of Castor and Pollux is a story of struggle between mortality and immortality, and of the need to strike a bargain so that these inseparable brothers might remain together - all of which is mirrored in the Twins guy's psyche. When it comes to these twin girls, it is their division from one another, and indeed their diametrically opposed natures, that speak to the Gemini woman's condition.

Let's, like, say that, at age eighteen, you have to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, or we round you up and put you in camps. I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE DO YOU WANT YOUR AFTERLIFE FULL OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE TO BE THERE?

While he did cross the line a few times in regards to Al's father, I'd say ban him based on the fact that the amount of times he says, "ooooooooo" before making an absurd point is really annoying.

Hey, let's do something about those Jews, too.