Kinetic

**~~Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Been on my own so long I can't tell left from wrong Bloody red bats Squelching offal Foaming mutilations in the kiss of death Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Been on my own all night I can't tell left from light Baby come back Gimme fever Cauterize this passion with a blood-red kiss Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Sometimes I wish I was a So I could ~~*

Rowdy Seahawks fans crushed your skull with a street sign, got it.

Touche. I really can't explain that one.

This whole forum is practically "anything goes." Beyond spamming and shit like that, the only things that aren't tolerated are gross stupidity or willful obnoxiousness.

"What the fuck is this gay shit doing in my Chocolate Negro?" was the only useful or amusing thing said in that entire thread. I applaud Agent's vigilance.

1. I'd probably go with Brees, but Jay Cutler has made a solid case for himself. 2. LT is playing a little knicked up, offensive line problems, Lorenzo Neal is gone, etc. This team is really the biggest disappointment so far this year. 3. Like with the Chargers, I keep waiting for Indy to break out and start playing well consistently. This matchup doesn't look good for them on paper, but I'm far from sold on Baltimore. The Colts should win a close one. 4. Until the end of the season. I suspect that we've seen the last of the in-season firings this year, although I base that prediction on absolutely nothing. 5. The Titans are playing Buc Ball right now, and I've more than enough experience with that style of football to tell you that it'll get you into the playoffs but probably not the Super Bowl. It's looking very much like they'll win that division right now, though, and in an AFC where their primary competition could be the Buffalo Bills...who knows?

Yeah! Narrow victory this week over the 0-5 Finnegan's Wake, and if the guy had put any sort of thought into it I would have been beaten. Still, 4-1. After getting fuck-all from Jerramy Stevens and Ben Watson for two weeks, I went out and picked up Zack Miller.

Kansas City at Carolina W Chicago at Detroit W Atlanta at Green Bay *Upset Special* W San Diego at Miami L Seattle at NY Giants W Washington at Philadelphia L Tennessee at Baltimore W Indianapolis at Houston W Tampa Bay at Denver W Buffalo at Arizona L New England at San Francisco W Cincinnati at Dallas W Pittsburgh at Jacksonville L Minnesota at New Orleans L Week: 9-5 Overall: 47-27

So I guess there's a game tonight. I don't think either team's defense matches up very well with the opposing offense, so I'd expect an exciting, high-scoring game. I'll get to experience it the way football was meant to be experienced: Through periodic ESPN Radio updates in between segments of Dawg Talk with Mark Richt. This should be even more captivating than usual this week, as the Bulldogs had no game this weekend. Perhaps they'll spend the 2 and half hours breaking down Richt's golf game. Maybe we'll get more teary-eyed tributes to retired octogenarian Larry Munson. Maybe Herschel Walker will break out his "Warrior" persona. Time will tell.

Man, I hate Jake Delhomme. I was so happy when that fucker got injured last year. Some of the most painful moments of the Bucs post-SB malaise have been in games against Carolina. That week 2 loss in the 2003 season with all the blocked kicks...I still get nightmares about that one. It marked the end of Martin Gramatica's usefulness as a kicker in Tampa. Last year, they gave Cadillac Williams a potentially career-ending injury. This one is so personal to me that instead of watching the tiny lines on NFL.com, I'll be getting loaded and watching on the big screen at Buffalo's Southwest Cafe.

I'm up against a guy who started both Plaxico Burress (suspension) and Jamal Lewis (bye) and I'll still lose if Gus Frerotte puts up more than 11 fantasy points tonight. Fucking DeAngelo Williams. Who dat?

I find myself wishing some sort of death or disfigurement on nearly all of the customers that come into my store, but customers who talk on their phones during the transaction are the worst. I feel that we, as a society, have opened a door that we cannot close with these cell phones. It just makes people completely oblivious to their immediate surroundings and has turned us into a nation (a world?) of raving lunatics having what appears to be extremely animated conversations with ourselves. The local video store has the right idea: they won't wait on you if you're on your phone. Oh, how I long to work there. Too bad they only pay $6.50 an hour.

Well, a lot of people that don't sleep until noon have jobs, so not really.

This. Atlanta's emergence as a respectable team means that all four squads are good. Like last year, LSU-Florida weekend is accompanied by a major opportunity for the Bucs to establish themselves as a contender. Last year it was Indianapolis (which didn't go so well) and this year it's the hated Panthers. I hope we crush them. Bucs by 40.

Just getting home from work and watching video of the games I missed, the first thing that jumps out at me is how Houston's management of the end of their game was some of the most retarded shit I can remember seeing. I can accept running a bootleg in that situatin, but why is Sage Rosenfels trying to hurdle someone? You have the lead. Slide, motherfucker, slide. And to then lose the ball again! Why are they even passing? Unfuckingbelievable. Everyone should be fired for that shit. And I didn't even have a rooting interest in the game! The Bucs losing is a bit of a bummer, but I'm not that torn up about it. The one thing that concerns me, as was the case the last time we lost, is that Gruden seems unwilling to stick with the run even when it's working. Earnest Graham only having ten carries is not a recipe for winning Buccaneer football. Given that we held the Broncos to 16 points and totally shut down Brandon Marshall and Eddie Royal, we probably should have won the game. But whatever, the big one is next week against Carolina.

And the Lions this week apparently had the best week of practice they've had under Marinelli. So this is as good as it gets from them.

Call it what you will, that formation has been shown to work in the NFL the last few weeks. I'd be shocked if other teams didn't start using it.

To make that Denver game last week even more puzzling, the Chiefs are getting crushed by the Panthers right now. DeAngelo Williams is having a huge game.

The Fins are apparently again torching an "elite" AFC team with the fabled "Wild Dolphin" formation. They lead the Chargers 17-3 at the half.

The Packers have a field goal nullified by a holding penalty and then miss the follow-up try. D'oh! Kahran is right on with the no running game thing, too. Good thing the Packers gave Ryan Grant all that money.

The player with the unfortunate nickname of "Matty Ice" is tearing up Green Bay's secondary. So I guess Atlanta is the feel-good story this year? I know that despite my proximity to the area and the fact that they're a division rival, I can't hate them. It's odd that the two teams I "feel good" about this year in pro and college football (Atlanta and Vandy) are two teams that I should probably despise but don't.

Atlanta up 17-7 in Green Bay. What's going on with the Packers?

This thread doesn't make any sense now.

Western Carolina? Scrub 1-AA team? Your woeful lack of familiarity with the proud Catamount tradition in beautiful Culowhee is showing, friend. Culowhee is located in a dry county and is noteworthy only for its KFC, which boldly advertises something called "Gizzards Wednesday." Commonly heard questions in Culowhee include "What the hell is a catamount?" "Where can I get some booze?" and "Why didn't I instead enroll at either UNC Asheville or App State in Boone?"

The Titans cut Chris Simms today. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (They're expected to resign him next week, however.)