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Rodgers is OUT for the Packers, Matt Flynn is in.

Brian Griese trying to give the Packers the game here. Three picks in the second half, Green Bay leads by 1.

And Warren Sapp has just rushed the field and blindsided Chad Clifton! Oh, my! Goodness gracious! In all my years of watching little lines move on NFL.com, I've never heard secondhand of anything so dramatic.

Two first half picks for A-Rodge. Bucs lead by 3 and are trying to add to that.

Bucs score after a Rodgers pick. Tied at 7.

Roll Tide! Bamaramu! Elephant sooey! I didn't think that anything could console me after Florida's loss today, but the Dawgs getting rolled at home nearly did the trick. Oh, I'm telling you, guys, this was one of the few times in the last year that I've actually been glad to live here. Seeing the long faces (and occasionally the short dresses) on the customers who came into the store; hearing the same announcers who had so gleefully celebrated the Florida score earlier sound as though they'd just heard that Herschel Walker had died by the 3rd quarter; knowing that Florida still controls its own destiny in the SEC East...it was just a great night all around.

Mildly amusing sidenote to the Alabama/Georgia game: There's upwards of 100,000 people coming into Athens this weekend, but as of midnight Friday, there's not a gas station in town that has any available gasoline. I hope that pickup trucks with window flags run on Bud Light, or else a lot of people are going to be shit out of luck.

I don't know that you attempt a 48 yard field goal there, especially when you had an extra point blocked earlier in the quarter. I might have preferred for them to do something a little more imaginative than a Tebow run up the gut, but that's hindsight for you. This one hurts, guys. I'm going to hear about this shit all night at work.

Unbelievable. So much for that favorable schedule this year.

All right, we'll have a chance to go down the field and win it. I feel okay based on the last drive.

Oh, fuck me. How do you let that happen?

The problem is that they obviously want to run Tebow less, but no one has stepped in to fill the void. Where's Chris Rainey? Where's Emmanuel Moody? Plus, I think Tebow really misses Cornelius Ingram on checkdowns.

Touchdown Gators. Reverting to last year's "run Tebow every play" offense has given them a little spark.

And Ole Miss takes the lead. The offense looks anemic and the defense has no answer for the "Wild _____" formation. I'm getting really nervous.

Got a real break on that overturned call. I agreed with the Daves that there wasn't anything conclusive on the replay.

Ole Miss has tied Florida at 17 in the 3rd quarter. The Gators can't seem to hold on to the ball, as they've started the half with lost fumbles on two consecutive plays. I'm sweating a little here.

My place of employment was recently featured on "World's Dumbest Criminals 7." No shit, I actually saw it on there.

"Take Me With U" or the title track.

Yeah, but this feels more like a ground-rule double, to tell you the truth.

Well, somebody said it.

You'll regret not going to Busch Gardens. Because, see, it's both a zoo and an amusement park. And they have one of those water rides where it takes forever and you don't think you're going to get wet but then it goes downhill really fast and you get totally soaked and it's awesome. And they've got awesome roller coasters. I never spent a day at Busch Gardens that wasn't the best of my life and that's the truth. Sea World is lame by comparison.

That's what she said.

Despite being about a mile from Sanford Stadium, I won't be able to watch the game, as I'll be too busy selling lottery tickets and tiny cigars to poor people. I can listen to it on the radio, but Larry "we just crushshshed their face" Munson, the longtime Georgia football radio broadcaster, retired this week. Guy had this very endearing sort of Droopy Dog quality to him and I enjoyed listening to his calls. He'll be replaced by the two totally nondescript guys that had previously just been doing road games. I think one of them is Eric Zeier.

Mississippi.