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Oh, and then I got mixed up with this bit for a while: Really needy and not much in the sack. I couldn't get out of that thing soon enough.

This is a little too difficult for the Spurs. If they can't run away with game 3--where the road team dogging it happens--then I don't see how it's possible for them to win this series.

Do I know you? I mean, with all due respect, you jawing at me is like Soulja Boy talking shit to Jay Z. You shake that tree and a leopard's going to jump out, know what I'm saying?

No, that's it.

Now that I've seen how old you are, the constant John Stockton references make more sense.

Interestingly enough, Dandy is a gimmick that I came up with back in '02, but I gave it to Kotz because I didn't know what to do with it. I'm guessing he didn't, either.

I can tell you that Awkward Lapdance was Kamala. I know that for sure. I think that mysteryposterx was PongKong, but I'm basing that on a lot of things that I've pieced together over the last few weeks. I could be wrong. And Wilford Brimley isn't a gimmick at all, but is actually the actor who starred in such films as Cocoon and Ewoks: The Battle For Endor.

One of my middle schools did both Channel 1 and a closed-circuit thing, so that killed a good 45 minutes right at the beginning of the day. The kid who did the closed-circuit show was yanked off the air and severely punished for making fun of me over the air, for the whole school to hear. I was mortified beyond description. This was middle school, too, so it was quite a bit more socially damaging than it would have been just a few years prior.

Yeah, I remember Anderson Cooper on Channel 1. Alison Stewart, too.

I was in this musical in fifth grade: This is my only elementary school memory.

I heard a Chicago journalist describe Chris Simms as being "much better than any quarterback the Bears have on their roster right now" on ESPN Radio yesterday. What is he basing that off of? The guy's been a scrub since college.

I made that very comment to my girlfriend. Odd that they wouldn't edit that out.

I see that guystokes2008 is viewing the board. This comeback has been long overdue.

I was not the Seven Word Bandit.

Wow. I don't know that I've seen someone crash and burn on "American Idol" in the way that Jason Castro did tonight. The Bob Marley thing was an awful imitation that totally exposed his weaknesses as a singer, and he followed that up by fucking up a pretty well-known lyric on "Mr. Tambourine Man." I can't imagine him surviving tomorrow night. Cook kind of sucked tonight, too. "Baba O'Reilly" isn't really the kind of song that lends itself to a minute-and-a-half overview. As much as it pains me to say it, Archuleta was probably the best of the bunch tonight.

So tonight's theme is actually "The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame," which is incredibly broad and doesn't really favor anyone. Rumor has it that Castro will be doing "I Shot the Sheriff" and "Mr. Tambourine Man." He's presumably doing the Byrds version of the latter.

No, those were all valid reasons to attack him. His taste in music is just another log on the fire.

He's not a professional anything. He's not a doctor or a lawyer or a teacher or an economist or a politician or a homeowner or a high school graduate or an expert on much of anything. But he is a thinker.

I bet they're pissed!

Dude brought his own Dr. Thunder, man. I'm like, "Whatever it takes, bro. I'm not gonna stop you."

Who is Public Account 3?

Dude, Diamond Dave, man. I told you this party was gonna be off the hook.

Dude, I think Ginger's drunk. You should totally make your move. Come on, man. Don't be a pussy.

Leeners.