Nighthawk

Make sure you eat that second half in the same day though. Nothing is worse than a soggy cold cut sandwich that's been sitting in the fridge overnight.

No... it's hot!

No, but thanks for reminding me!

I thought that was just something mentioned as a possible idea for a sequel.

Too soon.

Yeah, fuck Game Fuel. Code Red is still readily available here, but none of the other mods (except the Taco Bell exclusive, Baja Blast). I too enjoyed Pitch Black. Livewire was good, but really was a summer beverage. Shit tasted like otter pops. I don't often get wistful over sodas, but that taste reminded me of catching fireflys and building treehouses when I was a kid.

I had the fish sandwich at Wendy's. Meh. Nothing wrong with it, but not too impressive. I'd take pretty much any other fast food fish sandwich over it, they all have an advantage. McD's: Salty as hell, and has cheese. BK: Massive. JitB: I don't know why, but I like the fucker (you can get fish and chips there too). KFC: Bite size, you can get a couple of them. Carl's Jr.: Overall the best fish sandwich on the fast food market. Still, even though I get the fish, it's gotta be once a week or less.

I'm pretty sure I masturbate more than the teenagers here.

In my old age, I've found I prefer the Stones to the Beatles. It didn't use to be that way. I'd still say the Beatles are better, but the Stones are more awesome.

Chocolate cherry soda is good, when you get it from a soda fountain. That said, I ain't trying this.

As far as awards talk, I'd give best picture to No Country. TWBB should get actor and director. Javier Bardem has supporting actor locked up, so that should be fair. They were easily my two favorite movies this year. I slightly prefer No Country. The interesting contest between the two is adapted screenplay. No Country was very close to the book, while TWBB really wasn't at all. A case could be made favoring either approach.

I could eat two footlongs in one sitting. I don't. But one is not a stretch for me, and I'm not fat. Some people just eat more. As far as telling restaurants not to serve fat people, I'd see it as preventative. If you're a fat person, you probably don't want to go to a restaurant and get turned away. It would be humiliating. So you just wouldn't go.

I just had a DUI class where they were saying semen comes out at 60 mph. Yes, the topic of how fast you cum was brought up in a DUI class. Anyway... I like this because burritos are actually American.

In fairness to Leena, I was the one who brought it up. But I was jerking off at the time, you say weird shit in the situation.

I feel you. I liked Hud and Marlena, but the rest weren't too appealing. So, that's less than half of the characters. I still think it was a good film, though.

Fred Durst would be a cool guy on the surface. A tattoo artist, in a band, not a terrible looking guy... sure, he's a douche, but so are a lot of people. I prefer Ghost World Thora, but she's ok skinny and blonde sometimes: I like that. She's ugly pretty... which is the best kind.

You know what else makes a girl look hot? When she's naked, but covering herself up with giant fans.

Ironically, "I drink rat's milk." works wonders as an opening line. I've tried to catch her on there too, but we're on opposite coasts, you know.

A black and a Jew? Let 'em destroy each other.

I'm afraid of Ginger getting too high profile. She seems to be well liked, but that was when she was just hanging around, not posting a bunch of pictures! If Ginger wants people to pay a lot of attention to her, that's ok. I want people to pay a lot of attention to me. I just wouldn't want her to feel uncomfortable.

My secret shame!

In that picture you bear a very strong resemblance to a friend of mine, Ginger, except she's black and has a mohawk. But your faces are very similar. This is what I always said about the attractiveness of girls: If they have good genes, they look fine in any context. Is Angelina Jolie the most beautiful "in the field with no makeup" (as Wycleff Jean said in People magazine)? No, she just looks like she always does. So glasses or no, if you aren't ugly, you aren't going to look ugly. Like me. Thank god I have a pretty face. It makes up for my chipped teeth. I'm pretty sure I could beat Ginger in a dick sucking contest, though.

The thing it lacked was a decisive villain. It's just "bad guys" and "bad guy leader". What sets him apart? He smokes and wears sunglasses? Meh.

You know, I honestly never realized Jessica Alba was supposed to be really hot until somebody pointed it out to me. I mean, don't get me wrong, once it was pointed out, I agreed she probably is. I'm just starting to be numbed by the sameness of beautiful women. What we need is a girl who is hot, but has a distinguishing hook to set her apart. Like the chick with the three tits in Total Recall.

That was just lazy. Don't make me sell you down river.