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  1. Nighthawk

    I banned Choken One.

    It would be much more interesting if she were a middle aged guy, but he was in shape and handsome and successful.
  2. Nighthawk

    The Baconator

    They had the double fish a while back around here, but it's gone now. Might be returning for the Catholics. Hope it is, I never tried it before. While it is technically fish, I'm sure I'm not doing myself any health favors with that fuckin' thing. Ah well, special occasions and all.
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    Dumbest Comment of the Day at TSM

    The only insult from here I took as a compliment was Leena calling me a fucking lying asshole for not cumming on pictures of her face. I don't want to die.
  4. Nighthawk

    Pizza Hut

    Guys, Chili's is good. The atmosphere sucks, true, but they do have some pretty good stuff. Just get it to go and your problem is solved. They're easily the best of that style of chain restaurant.
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    The Baconator

    I will eat fish sandwich.
  6. Nighthawk

    Four more years

    Were there any pickle shots in that photo shoot?
  7. Nighthawk

    Britney Spears' SISTER is pregnant

    That's like saying "Not cool." Nobody has to say it is cool. If it were meant to be funny and wasn't, I would say unfunny.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Many fancy foods aren't really. It's like what they do to black people, but in reverse. Black people will eat pig's feet. You can't call them hot steppers or something? Or a pig ear. Can't you call them listeners? But you eat peel, you call it zest. And kiddy porn does have titles, sometimes, but often when it's written erotica. I swear to god: I once saw a preteen impregnation story written by a guy calling himself Ol' Dirty Bastard, called "Return to the Dirty Sex Chambers: The Dirty Version". See, it doesn't automatically make you think of kiddy porn. I gotta steal that shit for my own porn productions.
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    Britney Spears' SISTER is pregnant

    Not funny.
  10. Nighthawk

    Nightmare on Elm Street

    The guy in that movie is gay in real life.
  11. Nighthawk

    Spiff! Explain This!

    Plushophilia. It's informal.
  12. Nighthawk

    Dandy's Q&A Extravaganza

    What is I never had them either, I was going to ask if they were good?
  13. Nighthawk

    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Also, I was just thinking about how I dislike the term "baby bump" to refer to an emerging pregnant belly. It sounds like either a wrestling finisher or the title of a kiddy porn. Actually, there's a couple wrestling finishers which also sound like kiddy porns. Buggy Bang? Or how about the Last Ride? Yuck!
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    I banned Choken One.

    Your kind pretty much suck all the energy out of the world, what with being attention whores and only connecting on a physical level. True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday. Plus, your kind usually is ruled by only your self-gratification. Your kind is truly killing this world on a physical, mental, emotional, social, and spiritual level. Yeah? Well you're a nigger.
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    I banned Choken One.

    What the fuck is wrong with being gay? Actually, I need to be more active in bi-rights. Biphobia comes from both the straight and gay camps. We are the truly persecuted minority. Your hurtful stereotypes like "confused", "slutty" and "greedy" have no place here. I'll also say that personal friendships and such aside, Brody is my favorite fuckin' poster here.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    It's the very outer layer of citrus fruit, the colorful part, not the white part underneath. It's used in fairly advanced culinary applications, so the usual amount would relate to the frequency with which you dine at higher end restaurants, dinner parties and such. I don't have a stock of the stuff at home or anything.
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    Nightmare on Elm Street

    On the other hand, I see a lot of potential for the Friday the 13th relaunch. I love every aspect of that series, no matter how overdone or stupid. Jason's been cookie cutter for a long time anyway, and I didn't care. Will this be set in the early 80s? That'd be swank. Current setting? Cool too. Jason X and FvsJ show a much better understanding of the series strengths than Goes to Hell and Takes Manhattan did. For no reason at all, here is my rank of the Friday series: 4, 3, 7, 1, 6, 2, X, 5, 8, Goes to Hell.
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    Spiff! Explain This!

    I love sick shit like this, but it's typically drawn so poorly... A couple of those were ok, though.
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    Nightmare on Elm Street

    Hell, I like remakes. At worst, I'm unaffected, and sometimes they're ok. Non-Englund Freddy is a pretty big fuckin' stretch, though.
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    Dandy's Q&A Extravaganza

    How about loaded baked potato Ruffles? Ever had those?
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Yep, that's what I was searching for. And not an unusual amount of citrus zest, no.
  22. Nighthawk

    Boardloaf

    They're all coming up, as well as Cisco and Wild Irish Rose. Boone's Farm actually has a fairly low alcohol content. I might need to supplement that one.
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    Heath Ledger dead

    Yeah. When you actually cure cancer, then we'll talk. They don't give out Academy Awards for researching a role.
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    Scientists discover small hairless rodents

    Marvin is genetically inferior. God is punishing you, Marvin.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Google was telling me what my most recent searches have been. These are today's Google searches: Billy Carter facebook "richard nixon" dietetic bumwine damon dash Jeff Hardy bankofamerica Adolf Hitler Cookie Monster "shooting up" lamb clit incestgrrl Far Beyond Driven "teen angel" lyrics Hiroyuki Sanada Crack Lip Tex Watson Cookie Mueller "every day I polish my revolver" projectplaylist red vic movie house Monica Lewinsky Glen Benton mapquest Mike Jones bloodshed ski lodge fat mike Kenny G roseanne barr "citrus zester" Bea Arthur ann coulter t-mobile "gayest 10 year old ever" Elle Fanning spider loc So apparently that's what was on my mind today.
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