Nighthawk

Sure, but they can still favor the massa with an ol' time minstrel show. Sho' nuff!

Well, I know a lot of these lines so well because of the dvds. Which is, you know, only up to season ten. I'd still call 9 the last great season. 10 was 50/50. 11 was not so good, but had a handful of great episodes (tomacco, 'Saddlesore Galactica'... which I know a lot of people would even call worst episode ever, but I love that one. Because it's so bad, really. That had to be intentional.) Not to go off on a tangent here, but I'm wondering if the Cake song "The Distance" will be intact in the season 11 dvds, for 'Saddlesore Galactica'. They always dub over it in reruns, but it was in the original airing.

"Put $5000 on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty; buy me a clean one. Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?" "Yes, but I keep telling you she's still--" "I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!"

"Big wheel down at the cracker factory" is actually from "Homie the Clown." It goes (close enough, probably not verbatim): Milhouse: "I bet you're pretty impressed my dad got Krusty the clown to personally appear at my party!" Bart: "Eh, I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house." Milhouse: "Oh, I don't know, Bart. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory!" Although "A Milhouse Divided" did have "That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store." "Well, thanks for introducing me!" "Don't worry, Homer, you know me! And I'm a superstar at the cracker factory!" Similar.

"The Story of Everest"

Perhaps it is. But then again, it's no different than someone loving God. Maybe it's even better, because at least we can see celebrities.

Fair enough, but your tangent seemed quite misplaced. Nobody is really overreacting much at all. It seems primarily to be a lot of disappointment, if nothing else, that a film role that many were very much looking forward to has been tainted with the stigma of the actor's death. Nobody really seems to give a shit about Heath Ledger beyond "I liked him, that sucks."

While it's not great, it's far from the worst. Dollar for dollar, it's only slightly below Dominoes. Caesar's used to be better, too, before they restructured their business model into the $5 thing. Remember their Bigfoot pizza? Not bad. It was a big rectangle, and I liked that it had slices in the middle that were square with no crust. As far as chains... I'll give the honor of worst to Numero Uno (except CiCi's, but they suck so bad they don't even count). You know who else is good? Shakey's. Going off on a bit of a tangent here, but the concept of Show Biz Pizza/Chuck E. Cheese is solid, I think. Pizza, games, entertainment. They just suck at it. Shakey's is like Chuck E. Cheese, but good.

What? Who photoshops a Batman comic when their family member or close friend dies?

He usually doesn't finish what he starts either. So I'm glad he did this time!

Has one of if not the best episode closers. "I'll be back! ... Pro-prob'ly."

Not really. I don't have a strong opinion on him, nor do I have any of his albums. I have and moderately enjoy Beg For Mercy, is the extent of it.

TSM poster The Amazing Rando actually has written a book about me. It's fictional and only based on me, and the second half of it got really unrealistic. I'm not sure what I think of the direction he took it in. But he has 25 pages or so left to finish, so I'll see where it ends up. Didn't he say he couldn't finish it? If not, you should definitely step in and finish it off. No, I just assumed he wasn't going to because I didn't hear from him in a long time, but he did get back to me. It's already at 100,000 words, and the part he left off at works as an ending. But he says a little more is coming. The ending mid-sentence idea I thought would have been cool in American Psycho. But I don't have a bad word to say about that book.

And Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap, "Hey kids, who wants to drive through that cactus patch?", "OH MY GOD! SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! Oh wait, it's for Bart." "Oh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow got this tattoo on my BUTT." and on and on. There's a reason that's many people's favorite episode.

I've got some pretty good eating stories: 72 oz steak. 10 McDonalds cheeseburgers (not too impressive, but this was a weekly meal). 7 Arby's roast beefs (again, a regular meal). slice of six layer cake (you'd have to see this thing to believe it). 12 hot dogs. I used to be pretty fat, but for the way I ate, I really should have been a lot fatter. I was like 6'3"/240. Got up to around 250, but that's when I decided to call it quits. This was also a gradual gain from being a very skinny kid. I always ate terribly. It's a good thing I caught that while I was young, or I probably would have been a joke later in life. All the alcohol probably didn't help either, but I imagine the speed and meth did. Oh, and I got some of those Hawaiian chips I mentioned earlier. The brand is... Hawaiian.

Yeah, I don't know why people want to jump to the conclusion that that isn't true. I'm not saying it definitely is, but it's far from outside the range of possibility.

TSM poster The Amazing Rando actually has written a book about me. It's fictional and only based on me, and the second half of it got really unrealistic. I'm not sure what I think of the direction he took it in. But he has 25 pages or so left to finish, so I'll see where it ends up.

I'm not really going to blame Lynne Spears too much for her daughters' problems, other than whoring them out to celebrity culture, which, yes, is a bad idea, but I don't think a lot of mothers who do this are consciously making a bad decision. It's not like Brit and Jamie were kicking and screaming anyway. Britney was mostly fine until well into adulthood. That wasn't her mother's fault.

Hugs.

Yeah, that's my favorite episode. My second favorite is "Two Bad Neighbors". It's not quite so quotable, it's almost too realistic. It's such a quirky episode.

As opposed to a slim, femme tranny. That would actually be pretty flattering, if they stalked you. They're in high demand. One of my old girlfriends used to be registered here too. She never posted, but liked to read what I wrote and also sent me PMs. It seemed a little pointless.

That's a fucking lie. I've actually stolen things from them and they didn't go through all that. They just let old people come and go as they please, alarm or no.

Every single young teenager I've met who wanted to have a baby was convinced that their mother would raise it for them.

Katie Morgan is interesting. She sucks as a porn star, but is pretty funny when she's just being herself.

Even though it would be kind of pointless... now that Twiggy is back, the kid in me would enjoy a classic era Marilyn Manson reunion. That being: Marilyn, Twiggy, Pogo, Ginger and Daisy. Soundgarden's actually a really good bet, though.