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Sports, I think. I used to like him a lot when he was a dick all the time. Still like him, but miss him being a dick.

Cracked is a hilarious site, though. This isn't really their best.

No, she looks ok. I just noticed on her facebook pictures that she seemed a little fuller. But hey, if you can't let yourself go when you get married... Actually it's not true that I have gained weight too... I've lost some actually.

The Stooges - Raw Power (pronounced leh-nerd skin-nerd) Rolling Stones - Goats Head Soup (I know this is less popular, but it's my favorite Stones album) Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies Tom Waits - Closing Time

Pshaw. My grandparents are nudists, and my grandma walks around nude with one tit, and gave me Bumfights dvds and cigarettes for Christmas. My grandfather was a crooked psychiatrist who charged the state for "therapy" for state employees, which actually consisted of orgies. He was run out of town and now makes his living as a hypnotist. On the other side, my grandfather was a mailman who fucked every wife on his route, until he eventually got one pregnant, and got into a gunfight on the front porch with her husband. My grandmother on that side was pretty normal... she... died of Lou Gehrig's disease... but that isn't cool at all. Still, I think I have a case for coolest grandparents.

Leena's gained a little weight since then. But hey, so have I.

Must have picked it up from your mom. But actually a bleeding nipple is more likely a sign of breast cancer.

Ken Park? Yeah, I've got a bootleg of it. It's... okayish. Not as graphic as you might think. And actually Nick Stahl's character was in real life an Iranian. And also buff as hell. I believe they made him white so as not to imply any racial motivations in the event because there really weren't any. Nick Stahl was able to convey menace in his acting even though he wasn't very imposing physically. Part of why he's a good actor.

Liked it a lot. Creature sound effects were really well done, that was one of my favorite parts.

Yeah, I don't even have a phone other than my cell phone.

Good call on the dissection of doom, by the way. That had to be the emptiest threat since Kotz's Final Resort. Matt Young threatening to show his cock, however, was valid.

Sure fire. (but any other ideas are welcome): Twist your hand into a claw. Run away from anyone you are with. Place said claw onto your stomach... paw it like a cat pawing a new carpet. Shut the outside world out... quote hardcore rap lyrics in your head. Mine: "Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucka named Ice Cube... from the gang called Niggas With Attitudes." Continue to repeat this in your head while clawing your stomach... until you feel not so sick anymore. Then spit. Now go and do whatever it is you wanted to do. Cure! And you're done.

How has he been your great friend for seven years and he doesn't know your phone number?

A few weeks ago when I was drunk, the next day I had a cut on my lip and I didn't know how it got there, although I didn't black out. Then I got drunk again yesterday, and the same thing happened except it was my nipple. Drinking apparently causes stigmata of the erogenous zones.

Well, I know it wouldn't bother me, but some people frown on that.

She was 17, you perv.

I think it was the faggot/nigger exchange. He's just playing, though. He really likes me, because we're both Oz fans.

Yes, I like Dumb and Dumber as well. What's even worse about The Mask (which I think has some decent elements) is that the comic it's based on is totally good. It's really dark and violent.

^has BEEN huffing glue dude I have a brother and two stepsisters. My brother is a loser, one sister is a workaholic and the other is a pothead. I always considered myself an ideal uncle.

I actually consider the second Ace Ventura worse than those other three movies you mentioned. The first was barely better. I hates me some Ace Ventura.

^has a signature of my current favorite show. (btw, luke-o's signature is my desktop wallpaper... or was. I just changed it to a picture of Ariel from Little Mermaid).

There's a cute girl who delivers pizza to me sometimes, and I just found out she lives right up the street from me. I should pursue that.

You know, it's open season to do whatever you want with Hitler, and the Holocaust is way worse than 9/11. I crusade for a world where there's no such thing as "too soon". BTW, I'll be seeing Cloverfield tomorrow afternoon, and possibly again in the evening if I like it enough.

Yes, I've enjoyed this tournament too (appropriately, as it's my first). I've had very worthy opponents, and I wouldn't be ashamed to lose to any of them (except maybe RedJed, who I have nothing against, but I don't really know who he is). I've had surges of popularity, backlash, and been defended. It's brought me a new fondness for some more fringe posters like Ginger, luke-o and Carlito. What a great board. What a wonderful group of posters. Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this thread.

Ice burn.